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I had an inkling it might be an interesting day....
...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.
(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well). It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol. Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol. And Casual Friday! lol, maybe I'll get a raise.... |
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THIS cracked me up! I needed the laugh...thank you :) |
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I know about the popping open thing though. I had a bra that was convertible with straps and when folks clapped one of the straps would pop open. It was my 'clap on, clap off' bra. :blink: |
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soo happy these things are NOT part of MY wardrobe
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Willing to leand a helping hand or two.
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You should have called. I would have helped. ;) |
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but very thoughtful lol |
Wrang1er, you're a true humanitarian. Thank you, lol.
Gemme, Frankly, I didn't really have much faith in the structural integrity of the safety pin, anyway.... http://freshdelmonte.com/wp-content/...s_melons_2.jpg vs. https://cdn-img-3.wanelo.com/p/343/f...7/x200-q90.jpg lol, in all honesty it wasn't that noticeably inappropriate or I would have run home - I live nearby. Glad everyone got a good chuckle out of my adventure; this is just another day in the life of me, lol. |
This did. Crime doesn't pay.
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Attention teachers: Never assign your class to paint "candlelight."
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One of my sweet kitties was curled up in the bathroom trash can with a roll of toilet paper. She is relentless when it comes to tearing it up. That is her pride and joy. Yes, thats right. A roll of toilet paper. It's quite hilarious.
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A sign for a business....
It said, "try our new pumpkin spice oil change". I actually slowed down....lol I'm such a pumpkin spice girl....:sunglass: |
After telling my dad about Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith missing 4-6 weeks because of a meniscus tear, he responds:
"Looks like I may have to come out of retirement." |
At Thanksgiving dinner, "the Christmas elf" who is almost 5 now, is sitting across from me. She is a chatterbox! I ask what was she learning at school (daycare). She says she hasn't been to school this week. I ask her what were you learning last week. In her rambling 5 yr old story telling voice this is what she tells me.
In Ms soandso's class, we watched a movie about a mermaid. She always put her flippers on the table and ya not suppose to put your flippers on the table......PAUSE you can imagine the look on my face, mermaid, flippers, mermaid at the table. I'm sure I must have had some stupid blank look on my face. All the while she is still rambling about mermaids and flippers. THEN IT DAWNS ON ME WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT! Flippers on the table. It was a movie about teaching good manners and you are not supposed to have you're elbows on the table. When I got it, I started to laugh. I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth with my napkin, and I laughed and laughed. Love those special moments/laughs with the little people |
I have been misreading things like crazy lately....
The other day a Wendy's sign said " we salute veterans" I read " we saute veterans" Today, I look down at my bag from dunkins and it say 0 grams trans fat....I saw orgasms....I was excited for a second....orgasms in a bag??? |
I found this Hilarious and soo adorable!!!
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Leaving from the grocery store, walking straight to your car, but realizing, this is the first time you have to pick out your new car in a big parking lot. I kinda forgot what it looked like..lol...
It made me laugh at myself. |
My youngest daughter...
She lives and works more in eastern Massachusetts...and the people there tend to be.....somewhat abrasive.... She apparently picked up on that attitude; she had been waiting for the bus for some time and when it arrived she very sweetly asked me to hold on....and proceeded to tear into the bus driver for being almost an hour late....lol I confess to having my moments....but being in the south has taught me that your truly do catch more flies with honey.... ;) |
I find it so humorous when little kids act like adults...(or vice-versa, come to think of it...;)
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a male colleague calling me a perv lol.
let me explain. our company scans paperwork, & i have to sort it. this one piece of paperwork was a for a brochure, which just happened to have a woman leaning forward, with a low cut top. and no it wasnt that kind of "brochure" lol but i said to my colleague " i have to stop working on this, its making me a perv bc i want her to lean forward a bit more" he howled with laughter then said your such a perv lol now some of you may think this is sexist, but what can ya do when a woman is doing that in a picture for crying out loud. but sorry if this offends anyone, it was just one of those moments |
I went to Ace Hardware. I bought an axe and a tarp.
I said to the cashier, maybe I should pay by cash...lol She just didn't get it. Axe...so Blaze can split firewood. Tarp...to cover the new ping pong table. Oh yeah, bungee cords too! |
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Family Feud....I love this show, better than any recent sitcom. Steve Harvey cracks me up, even when he doesn't say anything sometimes
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And again, little miss Jojo Lomelino...Italiana extraordinaire...:)
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My roommate blushing; a 25 year old, well used, favorite plastic kitchen spoon; the left side front stove burner (instead of the back burner); a little ceramic smilie face dish with a black puddle of melted spoon; and my roommate yelling "oh shit! Oh shit" as they ran from living room to kitchen after I asked if they had lit a candle...
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Me and Mary were sending out a 'little something' to one of my chat buds when she came over to double check on the address label I had made! She was perplexed as I had put the SAME box number as ours on the shipping label! I'm exhausted, perhaps it's past time for a nap!
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Me- on a ladder. Repairing a riser.
New housekeeper- Blaze? Where is the plug for the soap dispenser? Me- ahh well, it uses a battery.. Her- What kind? Me- A 9 volt. Her- looking puzzled at me. Me- What? Her- How the hell do you put a car battery in that little thing ¿????¿ Me- I had hold on to the riser to keep from falling, I was chuckling so hard.:blink: |
Someone stopped by my house today so I gave a hug and said Merry Christmas. She was like, "Is that all I get"? I was like...Move along little doggie. It was ex... Im thinking.... hahahaha. You miss me and I do not miss you.. I am loving it. Merry Christmas to everyone here on our Planet!
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Me running around like this on World of Warcraft for Christmas...
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My families Christmas selfie props and pictures. Oh and the video I took.
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I was just at the drug store, and the clerk calls down to me, "I can help you down her ma'am, I mean sir, uh I am mean ma'am, uh...."
Lol, it happens quite often, but still cracks me up every time. Gotta love being a butch. |
In the dark you can't tell which cat jumps up on the bed. You can tell by petting it though, they all have different fur. Well....
One jumps up and I say to Blaze, who is that? I can't tell, this one has winter fur. I say , that's Confetti , not Winnifer. |
Seeing a story caption that said "lair lair Pantsuit on fire" referring to Hillary Clinton!
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Blaze comes into the house this morning and says, "those damn F-in birds"
Me..."oh, then don't feed them if they are bothering you" (cause he sounds serious to me) Him..."those little f'ers are flying around with banners on their tails..saying feed me bitch!", "you know just little the planes"" Ha ha ha... So we are out at Sam's, just to stop for coffee and I mention, bird seed. We find this huge humongous bag. We look at each other, for we did not have a cart, and said, they could wait. I say..."so we have angry birds for another day!" |
While shopping at BiLo today, I noticed a container of Valentine cookies with sayings on them. You know like the Brach's heart candy? I had to chuckle when I saw that one of them said "text me"....lol...really? My how things change! I wonger if there was one that said "see you this evening on Skype"
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Watch to the end!
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My eldest..
She told me she had a pain in her boob...."but it was the right one....not the heart boob" she says...so I will worry less... But still...she has a way with words....lol |
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