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NJFemmie 04-14-2010 06:10 AM

I am indifferent to the pecan.

NJFemmie 04-14-2010 06:20 AM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...ollyParton.jpg

Actually ... I adore Ms. Parton.
*humming Jolene*

Diva 04-15-2010 05:22 AM

TODAY

~April 15th~

is


National Rubber Eraser Day
:|


National That Sucks Day
:smelling-flower:


National McDonald's Day
:eating:


Happy Birthday, da Vinci
:artist:




NJFemmie 04-15-2010 06:18 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-of-friend.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ad/YouSuck.jpg

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...f_whoopass.jpg
Well that sucks.

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 06:27 AM

http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-conte...cDonaldMad.jpg


http://piedpatter.files.wordpress.co...miliation1.jpg

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 06:32 AM

OMG how cute is that??
 
I might start a unique rubber eraser collection now ....

http://orientaldirect.co.uk/store/im...raser_tv02.jpg


Mare's store sells these teenie tiny animal erasers ... I wish I could find pictures of them, because they are soooo adorable. Kind of like these, but not quite:

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er-981073_y_1.jpg

Ha!

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er-981028.jpg

http://www.jetpens.com/images/iwako_er.jpg

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 06:39 AM

So ... this could capture "that sucks" and DaVinci all in one ....

http://www.vinaminh.com/wp-content/u...kefunofart.jpg

Poor Adam ...

http://www.berro.com/images1/monalis...vinci_butt.jpg

and of course, because I couldn't resist...

http://www.penaltytime.com/images/2.jpg

(No, I am not turning into he "crazy cat" woman....)

Diva 04-15-2010 07:25 AM

OMG, NJ....You've outdone Yourself! I love it!



:gimmehug:

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 07:30 AM

*bowing*
Thank you ... thank you .... I owe my inspiration to you, Ms. Diva....

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 07:31 AM

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strol...azyCatLady.gif

http://writehanded.files.wordpress.c...ady-school.jpg



sssshhhhh .............

I want this though ....

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...9773433663.jpg

Diva 04-15-2010 07:40 AM

Those collars are too wide! On the kittehs, I mean....


Diva 04-15-2010 07:45 AM

NJ....I think You need this:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...5/soellise.jpg

NJFemmie 04-15-2010 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 85821)

Oh that? I have that already *snicker*
I really need this to pull it all together ....
http://www.felinefetishes.com/Cat%20...azycatlady.jpg

and yes, those collars are a bit wide.
(But they also look like velcro collars)

Billy 04-15-2010 08:42 AM

(April 15) Today we're celebrating . . . National That Sucks Day !

:harley:

Gemme 04-15-2010 11:57 AM

Tax day! :blink:

Diva 04-15-2010 04:26 PM

I wasn't going to state the obvious negative....lol

:hanging:



Diva 04-15-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy (Post 85855)
(April 15) Today we're celebrating . . . National That Sucks Day !

:harley:




BILLY!

Pay attention, please.
:eyebat:




Diva 04-16-2010 04:55 PM

Sorry Y'all....having allergy issues today & not feeling great!
 
TODAY

~April 16th~

is


National Stress Awareness Day
:overreaction:


National Eggs Benedict Day
:chef:


National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day
:linus:
(Sorry 'bout that!)


National Trivia Day
:zombie:



~Bo 04-16-2010 05:09 PM

Eggs Benedict is my favorite breakfast!!! Woohooooo!!!!! :clap:

T D 04-16-2010 06:05 PM



Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.

A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.


Diva 04-16-2010 06:23 PM

There are 2700 different kinds of earthworms.


:|



~Bo 04-16-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 86656)
There are 2700 different kinds of earthworms.


:|





Dammit!!! I only got 2683 when I counted them. :(


Ok.......starting over............

one........two........three.......four............


Diva 04-17-2010 10:59 AM

TODAY

~April 17th~

is


National Cheeseball Day
:farmcow:


National Blah! Blah! Blah! Day
:whoop:


National Nothing LIke A Dame Day
:spruceup:


National Ford Mustang Day
:cowboihorse:


National High 5 Day
:hangloose:



Gemme 04-17-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 86965)
TODAY

~April 17th~

is


National Cheeseball Day
:farmcow:


National Blah! Blah! Blah! Day
:whoop:


National Nothing LIke A Dame Day
:spruceup:


National Ford Mustang Day
:cowboihorse:


National High 5 Day
:hangloose:



I love cheeseballs, especially Hickory Farms, which no longer has them on their website. I may or may not be slightly homicidal over this revelation. :blink:

I love "Blah, Blah, Blah"! It's one of my fave songs to bounce around to, even if Kesha is obviously a party girl (read: in a way that I am not).

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dogXk1KmRI"]YouTube- Blah Blah Blah (Official Video) - Kesha feat 3OH!3 (Download Link Available)[/nomedia]

Diva 04-18-2010 03:46 AM

TODAY

~April 18th~

is


International Jugglers' Appreciation Day
:jester:


National Pet Owners' Independence Day
:dogwalking:


National Paul Revere Day
:toypony:



Anniversary of the Opening
of the
1st Laundromat
(1934 in Ft. Worth, Texas)
:laundryday:




~Bo 04-18-2010 09:15 AM

Paul Revere rode a stick horse????? :shocking:

Diva 04-18-2010 08:04 PM

He did today, smartiepants. :fastdraq:



Diva 04-19-2010 04:31 PM

Sorry, Y'all.....
 
TODAY

~April 19th~

is


National Garlic Day
:chef:


National Hanging Out Day
:hangloose:


National Boston Marathon Day
:runforhills:



Gemme 04-19-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 88316)
TODAY

~April 19th~

is


National Garlic Day
:chef:


National Hanging Out Day
:hangloose:


National Boston Marathon Day
:runforhills:



My. Eyes. :blink:

The visual created in my mind by combining these three elements is nothing short of disturbing.

:overreaction:

violaine 04-19-2010 05:03 PM

in honour of this day-
 
http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forum...1971_green.jpg

i have had three mustangs- two mach 1's [gold and robin egg blue], and a 1968 metallic blue.

IttyBittyFem 04-20-2010 07:32 AM

APRIL 19


MY LUCKY DAY


I don't recall how all this got started, however, decades ago, I realized that this date happened to be a good one for me. It hasn't disappointed me since, the day always ends up bringing joyful news or I come to find out later, something fabulous happened on this date.

Therefore, I'm sticking with tradition and declaring today, April 19, 2010, one of my luckiest days of the year.

And what's a lucky day without sharing it with friends? . May each one of you that reads this, also be struck by something extremely lucky, supportive and/or positive.

ENJOY EVERYONE !!!

NJFemmie 04-20-2010 08:14 AM

I declare today to be ...

National Road Kill Day

... because I have never had the nastiest drive to work until today.

Ew. It was just .... nasty.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/im...dkill-toys.jpg

Diva 04-20-2010 10:29 AM

TODAY

~April 20th~

is


National Look-Alike Day
:cheesy::cheesy:


National Pot Smokers' Day
:flyingweed:


National Bring On The Bull Day
:farmbull:


National Cowboy Poetry Day
:cowboihorse:



VuDu 04-20-2010 10:54 AM

http://www.tanmonkey.com/fun/dog-loo..._files/6_1.jpg

Dude 04-20-2010 10:59 AM

I was wondering why I suddenly wanted to smoke and write a bull sonet.

Not a real cowboy yet but

I am in the Texas and I could damn near catch a horse under the carport
the way they be wandering to and fro round these parts.

Dude 04-20-2010 11:12 AM

:watereyes:
Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 88689)
I declare today to be ...

National Road Kill Day

... because I have never had the nastiest drive to work until today.

Ew. It was just .... nasty.

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/im...dkill-toys.jpg

This was my experience with yesterday too!
2 armydillos,4 possums, one tiny bunny and one bloating pig in the ditch.

no skunks was the only good thang

but wait there's more.....

one of those acrobatic barn swallow birds was showing off
dipping dangerously low in the street

I yelled Pull UP damn it ! clunk ...he did not :watereyes:

NJFemmie 04-20-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude (Post 88752)
:watereyes:

This was my experience with yesterday too!
2 armydillos,4 possums, one tiny bunny and one bloating pig in the ditch.

no skunks was the only good thang

but wait there's more.....

one of those acrobatic barn swallow birds was showing off
dipping dangerously low in the street

I yelled Pull UP damn it ! clunk ...he did not :watereyes:

You certainly beat me.

On my way to work (and it's not a long trip at all, mind you) ...
2 possums, 1 ground hog, 1 unidentified corpse of an animal (was kind of large, so it could have been another possum, but there was blood splattered all over the place and it was hard to tell as I drove by, ick) and 2 deers.

It seemed like every turn I made today, BAM, there was a dead critter.

NJFemmie 04-20-2010 11:43 AM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...a-bullfrog.jpg

yes? no?

WolfyOne 04-20-2010 12:01 PM

Today is also Israeli Independence Day which started in1948 and marked the end of the British Mandate in Palestine.

L'Chaim !!!!!

Diva 04-20-2010 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 88773)
Today is also Israeli Independence Day which started in1948 and marked the end of the British Mandate in Palestine.

L'Chaim !!!!!



Sorry I missed that! It wasn't on my list! :angel:




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