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Medusa 08-07-2011 09:46 PM

5 More Things!
 
* If I think about chewing on newspaper, I will almost always start gagging.

* I LOVE leather-scented candles!

* I refuse to watch anything having to do with Russell Brand.

* I like to lick bouillon cubes (well, not as much anymore because of my bp)

* I gave a homeless woman the engagement ring an ex had given me.

moxie 08-07-2011 10:02 PM

I really like a person who loves toast

I like the part of being alone where you get to do what you want how you want it done and when. The rest, not so much.

My dad, as I remember him when he was around, was a Caucasian Lionel Richie. Only in the looks dept. No song stylings or big cash, but he did have a lot of ladies.

I tried horseradish for the first time last week. Where has it been all my life?!

I can't sleep without my special pillow.

Novelafemme 08-07-2011 10:38 PM

1. i love thursdays. ever since i was a little girl.

2. i do not need rescuing.

3. ginger-anything makes me smile and feel warm inside. :)

4. i am terrified of drowning. so forget number two and PLEASE rescue me. ;)

5. most of the time i prefer my dog to people. <she's pretty awesome>

cara 08-07-2011 11:16 PM

1. If you have a land-line with one of those coiled phone cords I see that the cord's twisted and knotted, I will fix it. Doesn't matter if you like it the other way. I will fix it.

2. I prefer evening/night to morning/afternoon.

3. I secretly want to get rid of all of my possessions and live and work in a cooperative, sustainable community.

4. I like finding change in my apartment building's washer or dryer because it feels like someone's paying me to do chores I had to do anyway.

5. One of my girls wrote to me this weekend when she got back from choir camp and said it was fun and she had a good time, but it just wasn't the same without me there. Awww! :)

Slater 08-08-2011 12:20 AM

1. The cake for my 13th birthday was left over from my grandmother's funeral/wake the day before. I thought it was morbid at the time, but I find it hilarious now.
2. If I am trying to put something together or take it apart, I must stick my tongue out. What? It helps!
3. If I am watching TV and one of those ASPCA or Humane Society ads comes on, I must turn the channel. Can. Not. Watch.
4. I wrote painfully bad, angsty poetry when I was a teenager and I still have some of it. But you have to sleep with me before I'll bust it out and let you laugh at it.
5. I can't roller skate.


Bonus: 5 things no one would know ... about my family.
1. My oldest sister was pregnant at the same time my mom was pregnant with me.
2. My maternal grandfather was a coal miner.
3. My dad worked as a milk man when he and my mom were first married. And he drove a horse and carriage on his route.
4. My mom's family did not have indoor plumbing until they moved from Iowa to Michigan when she was 15. The previous season's Sears & Roebuck catalog was their toilet paper.
5. My father's parent's were first cousins.

Tangle 08-08-2011 01:49 AM

I will be a truly amazing mother, and will have fantastic, well-adjusted, happy, smart, thoughtful, funny, polite, inquisitive, charming, playful children.

I love chocolate, and I love fruit - but not in combination. And I really dislike sour fruit.

I have a fetish for beautiful and unique glasses. I also love blue glass, and have a small collection.

I love my life, but I really do miss being tucked in and held at night, and waking up feeling warm and protected. Haven't had that in years.

My hair is thick, again past my waist, but I have been too lazy and/or preoccupied to get it trimmed.

I am an idiot for staying up this late on a work night. ...Oh wait, this is supposed to be about what people *don't* already know about me. ;)

Soft*Silver 08-08-2011 02:00 AM

I have a lawn goose dressed up in a harley outfit

I had a pagan commitment ceremony with a butch...it was one of the prettiest and most sacred ceremonies I ever witnessed. It had a bad ending...but the intent at that time was real and it reflected in the ceremony

I am the youngest child in my family and yet my older sister insists she is younger...lol. Its a standing joke between us! Even our shared primary care physician has asked both of us seriously, who is really the youngest...lol

I dont really care to sound nice or sweet or fluffy anymore, tho i am still soft and warm and loving. I am done making small talk that pretty much doesnt matter in the events of real life. What I do care about is strength of my character and depth of my honest reflection about myself and others.

my grape pergola is full of grapes and I expect a heavy crop this year if I can catch them before the birds do...jams and jellies!

Mr Nice Guy 08-08-2011 08:59 AM

1. I'm silly
2. I'm goofy
3. I keep secrets
4. I'm sensitive
5. I now wear glasses

iambrsf 08-08-2011 09:12 AM

my second part time job is in parole and probation.

my son has spent more time in hospitals then anywhere else in his life and he will always be my number one

i dont have soft nice hands like a femme should cause i work outside and with my hands alot

i dont like always being the tougher emotionaly and physically one in my relationships

my parents have been happily married now for 43 years they still go on dates he gives her cards and flowers and i wish i had just an ounce of what they share

willow 08-08-2011 02:43 PM

I can smell one atom of BS in a field full of wildflowers, so don't even go there.

I'm a loyal and giving friend who knows when to offer supportive advice and when to shut up and just let you vent.

When people say things like 'I'm a straight talker' I'll usually give them a wide berth. What they really mean is 'I'm extremely rude and opinionated.' Salt of the earth, honest people who are straight talkers don't need to announce it, they just are.

I love to be outside, walking, planting, running my hand over scented herbs, reading or simply observing.... the changing seasons, clouds, busy ants, the breeze through grass, people getting on with their day......

Even if I have no plans other than being alone doing as little as possible, I'll still wash and blow dry my hair.

Medusa 08-14-2011 07:02 AM

* I get a little giddy when I am running the dishwasher and washing machine at the same time.

* I used to HATE Rachael Ray but now I kinda love her and catch myself watching her food show when nothing else is on.

* I have an unnatural fear of finding a snake in my bathroom ever since that tree frog showed up.

* I got the giggles at a funeral one time, much to my own horror.

* I used to carry a dehydrated chicken foot around in my purse.

NoahMacchione 08-14-2011 07:23 AM

Will give this a go.
 
1. I love to read and correct mistakes people make when writing. Thankfully I get paid to do just that.

2. When I was little I remember one of the first Christmas presents I received was my very own desk with Bugs Bunny bookends and two books. I mistakenly thought the bookends were telephones and used them as such.

3. I made up my own karaoke show one time by using a screwdriver as a mic. I may have added to that ensemble with a tennis racket as an electric guitar. I may or may not have done this as an adult too.

4. I am very close to my family and would be lost without them.

5. I have a nomadic spirit.

Tcountry 08-14-2011 07:25 AM

1. I am allergic to a ton of things...but thankfully not animals
2. I really do (in real life) say ma'am & sir more often than not
3. I tip well but also critically...(bonus points if the waiter/tress calls me sir)
4. I love to canoe...it was my escape when I was in high school
5. I never stop learning & am constantly studying things that interest me


that's all u get for now *tip hat*

Hack 08-14-2011 07:51 AM

1. I still really, really want to live abroad. A dream since college.
2. Any dessert involving coconut makes me break my "no sugar" rule.
3. I freak out every day that I recently bought a house.
4. I love to swim, but hate swimming in a pool and don't care for swimming in the ocean. I really only like to swim in the Great Lakes. Good thing I live in Michigan.
5. I will only eat peas fresh shelled out of the garden. I can't stand them cooked. However, if served them, I will eat them because I am polite like that.

bigbutchmistie 08-14-2011 07:59 AM

I love chocolate truffles

I love ancient Roman History and Medeival Times

My weakness is blonde/brunette headed femmes

I think a sweaty body is groase no matter what the reason

I have small hands and feet. My shoe size is 5 1/2

deb_U_taunt 08-14-2011 08:21 AM

1. My 2 closest friends are str8 women.

2. I have friends in my life I have known since grade school.

3. My favorite movie is 'Where the Heart Is'.

4. I love my very small home.

5. I am a terrible romantic.

jelli 08-14-2011 09:04 AM

My relationship with my oldest son teeter/totters because of his issue with my Cruel.

I mainly read text books and self help.

I get tired of hearing about my *900* voice.

I am becoming more and more of a recluse.

I really dislike talking on the phone.

JustLovelyJenn 08-14-2011 09:52 AM

Some faults this time...
 
1. I hate to clean up after other people, with the exception of my children.

2. It takes me almost 2 hours to wake up in the mornings.

3. It takes an act of god to get me to fold laundry... this is what hangers are for.

4. My creative space always seems cluttered, but its organized chaos.

5. When I feel overwhelmed, I can filter out the whole world... not always a good thing.

deb_U_taunt 08-14-2011 05:27 PM

1. I am stubborn.

2. I can be seriously anti-social.

3. I wear corporate attire, when I go into the office (suits, hose and heels).

4. I have tattoos.

5. My bestie is a republician, str8, redneck woman. We are so opposite from one another, but we agree to disagree (I have offered to teach her the hippy space dance, but she won't go there. I have gotten her to stop watching that damn faux news though).

bigbutchmistie 08-14-2011 07:09 PM

I love cheese on lots of different foods

I absolutely love scary movies the scary the better

I have a picture of me and my brother and my real mom and dad in a really small oval frame she gave me before I was adopted. Its been with me all these yearsI. I wear it around my kneck.

I am extremely stubborn

I have no tattoo's or piercings

bigbutchmistie 08-14-2011 07:48 PM

All music intrigues me except heavy metal like Anthrax etc, and opera.

People who have known me for years, say I should write my life as a book. It would be a best seller.

I have two half sisters whom I dont talk too. One I have met and the other I havent.

Initially its a femmes eyes and smile and if her hands and feet are well manicured and pedicured as well as her scent that will intrigue me enough to want to get to know more of her

Ive always been single on my birthday and holidays

sweetfemme247 08-14-2011 07:50 PM

I am 25 years old (i dont tell many people because they judge me)
I have very small hands, my ring finger is a size 4
I hate snakes
pizza is my favorite food
I have a niece I have only met 1 time in her life

tapu 08-15-2011 04:40 PM

1. I know the Rice-a-Roni woman--the one who sings "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!" Longest running commercial in history. She's made a bundle off it. She also sang for Dinah Shore, and for Shirley Jones as Shirley Partridge.

2. <clutch!> I was just reminiscing about #1 and came in here and posted it and now I have to think of 4 more things.

3. I definitely don't have a singer's voice, but I can carry a tune acapello. Got some range, too. Star Spangled Banner, I laugh--ha ha!--at your high notes!

4. I've been cited for public nudity twice. Once at Black's Beach, which is a nude beach so fuck them; and once at Sea World. . . . :o

5. I can't swim but it doesn't matter because if I find myself in water, I become crazed with terror and I spin my legs as fast as Roadrunner's and rise above the surface and zoom to land.

princessbelle 08-15-2011 05:37 PM

1. I can clog and twirl the baton, but not at the same time.

2. When i was a teenager, i used to go to prisons and sing songs with my church choir.

3. I once owned a trans-am with the big bird on the front and t-tops.

4. I'm learning to play the piano.

5. Electricity is drawn to me or i am to it. Either way, i have been shocked multiple times by accident and light bulbs seem to blow out mysteriously when i'm around.

Dominique 08-15-2011 06:03 PM

* I never answer the home phone. You get voice mail. If it's
important, my cell phone starts to ring.

* I have bouts of insomnia. I'm having one now. This is the
third week. Last night I slept about an hour and 40 min.

* I turned the oven on, it's been raining, only 72 outside.
baked a butternut squash from the garden. Chunked it
put it over quinoa and pureed some in blender and
poured it over. I never ate squash before!

* I take at least two showers a day.
* I still have two cars....haven't sold that second yet.

bigbutchmistie 08-15-2011 06:16 PM

I absolutely love Slim Jim Beef Jerkey

I drink lots of soda's. Only iced coke at resturaunts. Dr Pepper only in 20 oz bottles. Im very picky about this.

I only become affectionate when in a relationship. With my friends and close people not so much. Although I am always verbal about my feelings

I am a huge hygeine friek. I always have to be smelling good. Im almost girly about it lol

I love watching sunsets on the shores of a local lake here. And usually do so in the winter time when I can be alone.

Kätzchen 09-03-2011 09:49 PM

1) I'm a Boise State Bronco fan!

* Go Blue!*
http://collegesportsnation.com/iphon...allpaper-2.jpg

(They just won their season opener tonight in Atlanta!)



2) I get really quiet when I'm upset.


3) When I'm happy, I'm pretty vocal :cheesy:

4) I'm learning how to play the guitar
(I play the piano; hopefully it won't be too hard to catch on)

5) I love going for drives up into the mountains, especially if there are waterfalls or hot springs nearby.

6) I love snow skiing! Downhill or cross country.

7) I love water skiing too!

foxyshaman 09-06-2011 10:57 AM

1. I am very afraid of edges when I am walking on moutain trails, I am getting better.

2. I love numerology.

3. I am still suffering from when I tore my abductor muscle in June.

4. I miss having a pet.

5. I won't join the local story tellers assocation where I live cause they are wwwwwaaaayyyy to tame for me!!

paintedleofemme 09-06-2011 11:54 AM

1. When I become so mad I cry:crybaby:
2. My family is #1 to me:stillheart:
3. I had sex in public while I was in high school:wtf:
4. I love cartoons!
5. I do not need a butch to complete me.

Tawse 09-06-2011 12:15 PM

1. I am a geek - through and through. Dr. Who, Torchwood, Buffy, Dr. Horrible, Firefly.. yep. And yes I am one of THOSE geeks in that I go to conventions. (DragonCon to be precise)

2. I'm a fixer. Ever since I was a kid - if something broke, I'd try to fix it. This has led to a good bit of money saved over the years and is especially valuable since we now own a home.

3. I'm a Switch. Masochist and Sadist as well as Dominant and Submissive. Though more of the masochist / sadist variety.

4. I love turtles and always have. I even dream about them from time to time when things are stressful in life. Very interesting dreams.

5. I can have some very republican leanings - but will never vote that way as long as they are represented by asshats and continue to make my orientation a religious argument.

tonaderspeisung 09-07-2011 06:38 PM

1. i sported a rat tail back in the day - that's right - all business in the front and pitiful party of one in the back

2. i like to watch murder she wrote with my dad and we try to guess the culprit before the opening credits finish

Spoiler and hint:


bruce davidson is always guilty no matter what the show


3. i own the disorderlies soundtrack on cd

4. the countdown on the right hand side of this website is giving me a bit of a complex about how fast life is trucking on by

5. i am a curious person both as a subject of interest and as the interested party of subjects

sara-bera 09-07-2011 06:57 PM

1. My dream car is a black 68 Mustang with a black leather interior.

2. I read books on physics and astronomy for fun.

3. I'm naturally submissive and, in the past, I had the tendency to be a rather intense masochist.

4. When I was little, I wanted to be an entomologist. I changed my mind when I learned I would have to kill insects in order to do that.

5. I kept five fish tanks full of goldfish for years when I was growing up.

Sassy 09-07-2011 07:41 PM

1) I identify as pagan. The only ritual I attend each year is Samhain -- afterward I always feel like I've ripped open an old wound. But in a good way.

2) I need more styrofoam heads to hold all of my hats ;) I love hats. Some of my hats I inherited from relatives who died. Others I bought for costumes or occasions.

3) I have lousy credit. :seeingstars:

4) I make amazing Rigatoni in Béchamel sauce.

5) I want to run away to the pacific northwest. Not because I don't love my life here in Florida. But because if I'm that far away, I'll never have to worry about running into my ex at the grocery story, gas station, mall, park or friends' homes at parties.

bigbutchmistie 09-07-2011 08:57 PM

I am a HUGE General Hospital fan. And I dont care what anyone thinks :)

I hate using public restrooms/ laundry places

Im looking at getting simon a brother or a sister :)

My hair is brown but has alot of gray. It makes me look older :)

Older BBW sexy femmes make me weak in the knees :)

Hack 09-08-2011 05:44 PM

1. I have a fascination with the show "American Pickers."

2. I sleep 4 hours a night on average.

3. Lately, when I can't sleep, I clean a room in my house. :|

4. The other night, I cleaned the half-bath in my room at midnight.

5. I'm in need of a roadtrip, but probably won't get one until around Thanksgiving if I go to my sister's place in NC.

Lynn 09-08-2011 07:05 PM

1. Our house was destroyed in 1972 when Hurricane Agnes caused the river to overflow in PA. Now, the river is rising again and they are evacuating some people. I can imagine how they feel. Praying for everyone.

2. Our wedding is getting closer--only six weeks from Saturday! So much to do! Today I ordered black suede kippot (head coverings) with copper embossed oak leaves. Waiting on the arrival of preserved leaves for the tables, as well as the ketubah (wedding contract), which will be handmade--painted, paper cut, and calligraphy. We're so excited about all the personal touches that will make it special to us.

3. Last weekend, Candy finally met my parents. It went remarkably well. Incredible.

4. I love watching Chopped.

5. I recently discovered the joy of acrylic nails, and I can't see how I'd ever go back.

Semantics 09-08-2011 07:24 PM

1. I'm a single mother, have five classes, a court internship, and I work part time.
2. Every night in my house there's some sort of impromptu music recital.
3. My student loan debt keeps me up a night even though it's not even that bad as far as student debt goes.
4. Six years ago I misspelled the word humongous and my children still make fun of me on a regular basis for it.
5. My hair is longer than it's been since I was a teenager and instead of hating it as I always thought I would, I love it.

clay 09-08-2011 07:35 PM

I LOVE dolphins, rainbows, and dachhshunds!
I was a Firefighter for several years.
I am an empathetic listener and keep things confidential.
I do not know how to swim.
Shrimp are my all time fave food..anyway you can make it, I love it!!

dixie 09-08-2011 08:32 PM

I am proud of my nerd/geek status.

I have become addicted to The Millionaire Matchmaker.

I spend an inordinate amount of time chatting with the animals around me, even Henry (maybe Henrietta) the possum that I feed at work and Bambi the fawn that I feed at home.

I've also become addicted to Words With Friends, and am super disappointed that it only allows you to have 20 games going at one time.

I love fair food and carnival rides, both of which I shall hopefully get my fill of this week, as the NC Mountain State Fair is going on until the 18th.

bigbutchmistie 09-08-2011 08:42 PM

I too love the Millionaire Matchmaker :)

I can be a matchmaker myself. But never get it right for me. :) LOL

I cant stand beer. I prefer margaritas frozen.

I dont dance except slow dance with someone

Ive never been to the ocean


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