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i am fascinated by the "secrets i never told" website :scarytv:

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Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,"kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her "kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says "ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it".....

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Shhhhhh

you don't see me - I'm at work randomly posting but I'm invisible :blink::|

Up until Silas, the dog I have now, I named all my pets Rudy. Cats, dogs, a snake, Bettas.

I really regret breaking the pattern with Silas because he is such a Rudy. :(

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby (Post 402140)

Shhhhhh

you don't see me - I'm at work randomly posting but I'm invisible :blink::|

oh, okay. this is your boss but i won't tell anyone else that you're here.

Cuz my heart is in Oklahoma and I aint...

Duran Duran - Leave A Light On

So come the evening
I'm out on the dunes
Looking for a token, something to prove
All I remember is more than a flame
In my fantasy, fire

Whatever I've done to receive
Whatever I need to redeem
Whatever you say
Even if I wait a lifetime

I know, I swear
If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me
I'll come there
You can leave a light on for me

In comes the morning
I'm stood in my track
Looking at the reasons for me to head back
So unexpected, the kindness you've shown
That I will not forget it

I know, I swear
If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me
I'll come there
You can leave a light on for me

You breathe the will into the weak
And coach the cage bird to fly free
You ease the lost cause out of me
With your sweet hand to bring me home
I'm not alone, oh, oh, oh

I know, I swear
If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me
I'll come there
You can leave a light on for me

I know, I swear
If you leave a light on, if you leave a light on for me
I'll come there
You can leave a light on for me

Wow, I just figured out that I can post dozens, nay hundreds, of photos in the gallery now! Let's see.... Who should they be of? :cheesy:

Evian bottled water, Your name is 'naive' spelled backwards.. I see what you did there!

According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.

Hooray for medicinal treatments!!!:cheer:

It's Aug 22nd WOW. The end of Aug already, imagine that. So fast.

I think my dog Rudy--I mean Silas--has mange. :(

And that's not a metaphor or hyperbole or anything else other than reality.

I know it's Monday, but I couldn't resist.