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Gemme 02-14-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 49602)
TODAY

~February 14th~

is


National Ferris Wheel Day
:moonstars:

&

National Condom Day
:bedfuck:

&

National Quirky Alone Day
:flasher:


(Sounds like a Diva kinda day.....)



Oh. My. Gay. :blink:

Too easy, Drill Sargeant!

It's Grab a Condom and some Lube and go Solo on ye old Ferris Wheel (is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays?) Day!!!

Diva 02-14-2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 49769)
Oh. My. Gay. :blink:

Too easy, Drill Sargeant!

It's Grab a Condom and some Lube and go Solo on ye old Ferris Wheel (is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays?) Day!!!

I like YOUR day better!

See?

It is THIS kind of heinous fuckery which happens when NJ is not here with her crazy~assed twisted picture exhibitions......(Yes....she is an exhibitionist)

Oh look! It's a chicken!!!!!!!:farmchicken:

Gemme 02-14-2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 49797)
I like YOUR day better!

See?

It is THIS kind of heinous fuckery which happens when NJ is not here with her crazy~assed twisted picture exhibitions......(Yes....she is an exhibitionist)

Oh look! It's a chicken!!!!!!!:farmchicken:

I blame NJ for all that I do that is fuckery. :blink:

Diva 02-14-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 49798)
I blame NJ for all that I do that is fuckery. :blink:

I can't blame You. I did that on the Scrabble Slam thread.

I say we blame NJ. You don't think she and Mare are having sex right now, do You? :| Let's go watch....:hiding:

Gemme 02-14-2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 49801)
I can't blame You. I did that on the Scrabble Slam thread.

I say we blame NJ. You don't think she and Mare are having sex right now, do You? :| Let's go watch....:hiding:

Yanno, I bet they ARE! :blink:

They better be doing well, or else I'll :badscore: them. I had better :perv: to make sure we get everything....for an accurate scoring, of course. :innocent:

Diva 02-14-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 49806)
Yanno, I bet they ARE! :blink:

They better be doing well, or else I'll :badscore: them. I had better :perv: to make sure we get everything....for an accurate scoring, of course. :innocent:

Of course, of course.

And I shall take notes....You know.....for scientific purposes ONLY. :twitch:

Gemme 02-14-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 49820)
Of course, of course.

And I shall take notes....You know.....for scientific purposes ONLY. :twitch:


Oh, but of COURSE! :admin:

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 07:29 AM

Holy Hell! I better start coming in here on weekends... it looks like I might need to defend myself around here. :pirate-steer:

http://www.everything-condoms.com/ma...icalchart2.gif

..... uh, :eek:

... oh, and you THRIVE on twisted fuckery. Who you kidding? ;)

Carry on.

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 07:32 AM

Illusions of grandeur vs. reality.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/190992.jpg

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 07:36 AM

Quirky is relative.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/...5be5111f_o.gif

... and I have some quirky relatives.

http://www.derp.co.uk/xkcd/comics/quirky_girls.png

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 07:51 AM

Quirky and condom... put them together and what do you get?

http://www.andrew-townsend.com/files...10_1condom.jpg

Eek! ... a ticket straight to hell!

http://www.vat19.com/blog/pope%20condom%202.JPG

Diva 02-15-2010 08:30 AM

Dear Gay, NJ....how we've missed You!

(I DO feel sorry for anyone who needs the J33!!!) :pirate-steer:

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 50096)
Illusions of grandeur vs. reality.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/190992.jpg

G22 versus J33 ???

Comparison chart quirks:

"Hey baby ... wanna come to my place and play with my G22?"
"He SAYS he's a G22, but I bet he's a J33."
"I may be a S77, but my heart's in the right place!"

oooh, I found another :sock:

Diva 02-15-2010 08:35 AM

These are kinda boring compared to yesterday!
 
TODAY

~February 15th~

is


National Gum Drop Day
:rainbowAfro:

&

National Lupercalia Day
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:

&

National Susan B. Anthony Day
:2cents:
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NJFemmie 02-15-2010 08:41 AM

:twitch: Gumdrop Day? Susan B day? (you're killing me woman...)

http://shabbylisaw.files.wordpress.c...mdrop-tree.jpg
Holiday topiary. Actually, this is kinda cute.

That law breaking scoundrel! Who knew she was that HAWT!!?!?

http://www.in.gov/judiciary/citc/les...a-arrested.jpg

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 08:42 AM

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/05030...-b-anthony.gif

Diva 02-15-2010 08:43 AM

Hee hee...

Your GumDrop Tree.....gimme it. :D

Diva 02-15-2010 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 50120)


I have no clue what this means......:flyaway:

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 08:45 AM

Today is .... history 101
 
http://gifts4valentineday.com/images/lupercalia.jpg

Lupercalia
was an ancient Roman festival between February 13th and 15th in honor of Lupa, the mythical wolf that nurtured founders of Rome, Remus and Romulus into adulthood. The festival involved a three day feast, animal sacrifice and a series of cleansing rituals in order to improve fertility and was so popular that even when Roman Empire converted to Christianity, Lupercalia was still widely celebrated. In order to change the pagan rituals into a more Christian celebration, Roman emperors might have tried to combine two festivals in one and were quite successful at that.

NJFemmie 02-15-2010 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 50122)
I have no clue what this means......:flyaway:

Nor do I.

Look! Your chicken got out! :cluck:


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