Weather
 

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal.

The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal.

Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window.

Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, “Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas.”

4 Friday Funnies ....
 

What do you call a grizzly with no shoes? Bear foot.

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A school teacher says, “spit your gum out” while a train says, “chew, chew, chew.”

How does a computer catch fish? With its internet.

Why did the fish have a bad report card? Because all of his grades were under sea.

Ks-:cheesy:

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip hop.

:bow:

No worries, the print IS small.................:giggle:

Anarchist dyslexics untie!

Walking into the hall of a rich friend's house, I noticed they had the heads of various animals mounted on the wall - and the rear end of a tiger. So I asked him why it wasn't the head of the tiger up there. "Incompetent taxidermist" I was told, "bit of a cat arse trophy, that one"...

We went for a drive to a local flea market later. On the way, I noticed a strange road sign - it said "Road works ahead" when it was clearly being repaired. We'd been at the market for a while when I had to make a call of nature and found another incorrect sign - the disabled toilet was working perfectly. At the end of the day, my friend asked me what I'd thought of the market. I told him I thought it was fun, but I was a little puzzled and disappointed, and kept getting funny looks from the traders. "Why's that?" he asked. "Nobody'd sell me any fleas!" I replied.

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

😊
 

Q: What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

A: SUPPLIES!

From..... Reader's Digest
 

A lizard walks into an bar pushing a baby in a stroller.

"What's your kid's name?", asked the bartender.

"Tiny," says the lizard. "Because he's my newt."



https://www.rd.com/joke/a-lizard-walks-into/