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.... text messaging for geeks?
*giggle* Ok, that was wrong, sorry. Kinda. Yeah, ok, I am. Sorta.

It was a dark and stormy night ...

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LOL, Ami, that's adorable, made us both laugh!

I didn't know it was Tell a Story Day when I told mine in the Dear thread. Nice to know I am once again topical, lol...

Once upon a time, when I was about 6 or 7, I was convinced I could "ride the clothesline" from our side of the house to the other house located at the back of our property. The clothesline was about two stories up (picture a pre-war brownstone).

I was a skinny little dink of a kid, so, this should work ... I grab the line, take in a deep breathe, and start pulling. Easy breezy. The next thing I know, I hear a loud snap and I am finding myself heading straight for my father's tomato garden.

On that day I learned that tomato gardens actually provide somewhat decent cushion when you fall directly on them. (And missing the stakes holding them up is considered a miracle and a blessing). I also learned through the loud screams of my mother (and eventually, my father), that trying to ride a clothesline is something I shouldn't consider doing again unless I want to sit in my room for the next three consecutive months (if not longer). More importantly, I learned that even though clotheslines may look sturdy, really, they aren't.

True story, and please folks, do NOT try this at home.

Today is..

the beginning of the rest of my life

Dear Gay, THANK YOU, NJ....You have just save me from an indescribable heartache....

I have taken my Schwinn off of the roof and have decided against trying to swoop down and land on the mini~van and then the driveway....

That may have been bad.

:outfield:

Could it be .......???
 

Not in my world! :D

That is why Dude musta got a job at the Lowe's garden center?
And a red vest is
way better than an orange apron day?
Currently planning my outfits.

Yay! It's kiss your mate day!!
 

... but man, I sure hope it doesn't go down like this ....

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..yikes, lol.

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oh, sorry ... I thought it was bad poetry week....

:blink:

Pocket poetry ....
 

Violets are blue.
Roses are pink.
Put on your shoes,
your feet really stink.

:badscore:

Suddenly, my leg hurts....

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LOL ... I'm sorry. If it means anything - it grossed me out too, and whenever I look at that picture, my leg freakin' hurts. Being empathic sucks.
Consider this -- I picked the best of the worst, mm'kay??
:closetopic:

Hee hee...


Thank You???
:bouquet:

Shake that groove thang ....
 

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQu_NLRvULM"]YouTube- Elaine Benis Dances from Seinfeld[/nomedia]


... or ... not.


(I love it when George says "Sweet fancy Moses")
lmao

OMG! I miss that show!!! That was one funny episode!!!

"Sweet fancy Moses" might have to be my new catch phrase..... :angel:

I used to work with this girl, who would come into my office, close the door, and spontaneously break out in the Elaine dance. She would then open the door and just simply leave.

Good times. God I miss her.

Hey sister, I've got no kids and I do that dance at least three times a day.

TMI? pfffft... at this age, who cares, lol.
I'm lucky to make it to the bathroom without incident ;)

Today is Thursday , just sayin ! :fishswim:

Your observation skills are impeccable. ;)

Here ....

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Watch out, everyone.....Billy's livin' on the EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!

There probably needs to be a whole THREAD on that dance.....:princess:

Can fish be fin~cuffed? :|

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Book 'em, Dan-o.