Three customs...
 

Someone opening a door for me.

Thank you notes.

Cigars when a baby is born.


Give me three things no one would ever guess about you.

1. I have a fetish about having shinning finger nails, I constantly buff them to make them shinny!

2. I always assume it's a gift from "the universe" when a clerk gives me back to much change so I willing accept it!

3. Whatever season we're in, the other season's dress shirts have been hung up freshly dried cleaned and left in the plastic covering!

GM3 examples of things you regard yourself as anal about......

!. Moving to Milwaukee from Michigan.
2. Leaving Milwaukee and moving to Seattle.
3. By always remaining friends with Mary!

GM3 fun things you've got planned for the up coming weekend.....

i plan to wake up on Saturday
I plan to wake up on Sunday
I plan to remember I'm retired and wake up on Monday.

Since you didn’t give a new prompt:

Give me 3 reasons why you start to ignore a friend?

1, They have done something that pissed ya off and you're not quite ready to deal with it or them.

2. You've heard a troublesome rumor about them, but your gut is telling you it's a fact.

3. You just slept with their significant other and you're feeling guilty as hell!

GM3 reason to "put yourself out there" and accept a date.....

My apologies.

Actually, I never ignore a friend because:

1. I treasure them;
2. They are rare enough;
3. I'm a jerk and I need them to point that out.

Give me 3 ways you spot a clever bullshitting liar.:

Their mouth is moving (trump)
You already know the answer
They go on and on trying to convince you that blue is actually red.

Give me 3 types of ice cream you will not eat

Anything remotely coffee flavored
Pistachio
Cherry


Give me 3 of your best cleaning products (household, jewelry, car, etc.)

Baking soda and hydrogen peroxide for toothpaste
Hydrogen peroxide as a toilet cleaner
Bleach to get out stains in grout

GM3 of your worst ideas you have ever had?

Girlfriend #1
Girlfriend #2
Girlfriend #3

Girlfriend # 22 was ok

GM3 green leafy vegetables worth eating.

Beet greens
Spinach
Broccoli (potatoe, potato)

Give me 3 mixed cocktails you like

Bacardi and Pepsi (no fruit) - and no, never with coke.

Disaronno Amaretto (on ice) - I consider it mixed with the ice. ;)

A Dirty (dirty) Martini - Absolut Elyx (ONLY) for the vodka part.


Give Me three things that truly made you smile recently.

Good advice from a good new friend

Having a possible reason to try an experimental treatment

unexpected pursuit


Give me three cartoons that make you remember your childhood



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Frankly, if you want a great cocktail, make it at home. 'Cause if you order it at a barely surviving "cocktail or lesbian" bar ( and most are ), you're getting "under the rail" booze so heavily drowned that you can't tell the difference.

Want to pay for premium booze: watch the bartender like a hawk and even then, who knows what's in those premium labelled bottles. Order a shot of something worth paying for then order the mix on the side. Dump them together and then maybe you're not being ripped off.

Any great liquor with one or two "sides" can be a great cocktail. Keep the fruit.

GM3 reasons why Donald Trump dies his hair. Put your tongue in your cheek.

Felix the Cat

Bugs Bunny

Mighty Mouse

Give me three reasons to stay up late.

Hmmmmmm

Orange is the new black?
When it falls off at night it will glow in the dark?
It will help him score with the hot chicks?

Gm3

Ways to clean your computer screen after spitting your coffee all over it laughing?:blush:

Damn I love you, MsTinkerbelly. I don't often laugh out loud, but when I do, it's a howl. Thank you.

I clean my screen by:

1:letting whatever is on there get hard then chipping it off with a chisel;

2:pretending that whatever is on there is part of my screensaver;

3.spraying Windex on it and ignoring every computer maker's warning not to do that.

GM3 Fried foods you can eat for 6 weeks straight and not die.

Well.....

Eggs
Onions (fry me some onions and i’m Yours for life)
Chicken ( but I remove the skin after frying)

Gm3

Ways you keep busy during the winter