I need to find one of these Dollar trees! Except money doesn't grow on them, they take your money to fill their branches. I will add it to the list of things to do in the US

Cracked me up
 

I was lets say asleep going to bathroom in the middle of the night and almost went to the bathroom in the trash can instead of toilet. Think I need to open my eyes when enterting bathroom.

This:

Reading the product reviews for the: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer


[ame="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK"]http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK[/ame]

The link isn't working...which is a bummer, because I was intrigued by who might write product reviews for a banana slicer, let alone buy one.

Darn it... I tried again and to no avail. It is listed on Amazon.com

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"]Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer[/ame]

Ha!

I couldn't pick a favorite.

I couldn't get the link from your posts only but I was able to through Semantics' quote of your post.

Weird.

Funny. Totally worth the extra effort.

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t/176-8543663-1432839"]Linky loo[/ame]

OMG! Now I know where comedy writers hang out when not at work. Check out the product images too.... the GI X-ray is weird and funny, but the wide-eyed and terrified-looking three year old in the Fancy House of Christmas? WTF!

Fantastic find, spritzerJ, thank you! :)

(Still laughing at "Mine didn't come with instructions, so I'm returning it.")

Michelle Obama's reaction at something (asinine?) Boehner was saying:
 

This did!! Omg


[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k"]richard simmons on whose line - YouTube[/nomedia]

still laughing
 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/m...-politics.html (whole video)

My friend just posted this on facebook, and for some reason it did crack me up lol

"Insects have more sex than any other critters, and they're ugly. All I can figure is that insects must be funny, well mannered, adventurous in bed, and willing to spend a decent amount of money on dinner."

:clap:ROTFLMAO!!! The "one star" comments are brilliantly hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/bbo3sjr . Thanks for making my day!

grumpy old mechanics (who I deliver parts to ) saying fuck in front of me <3
we are bonding and I love it

So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...