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It's a big day, kids!!!!
TODAY ~April 30th~ is National Honesty Day :eyebat: National Hairball Awareness Day :rollcat: National Spank Out Day :spank: National Beltane Fire Festival Day :candle: And Happy Birthday to Willie Nelson :cannabis: & Cloris Leachman :hamactor: |
Oprahs "No Phone Zone" Day :scooter: + :phonegab:= :ambulance: |
On my way home last night, I'm sitting behind this woman who was looking to make a left turn - either she was on her cell phone chatting away or texting - because I really don't think she was paying attention when she tried to cut off the oncoming car (who had the right of way, mind you).
The crash happened just a few feet from me. No one seemed to be hurt, but the right front of her car was completely totaled. People REALLY need to put that cell phone down. |
I'm so glad You weren't hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes....today, Oprah was on the Today Show talking about this very thing! |
Don't drive distracted
Yesterday I posted about a man who nailed an ambulance and the fire engine behind the ambulance. It happened up the street from my home. The guy is still in Shock Trauma, and thank God the crew from the Vol. Fire Dept. involved were not hurt, nothing serious, but knocked around (bruised up quite a bit) and the ambulance and fire engine did have pretty extensive damage to the vehicles. Unbelieveable. NJFemme, I am so happy that you are ok. That is so scarey to have happen. |
Another funny lady ......
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I still have the image of her air bag deploying in my head. And if memory serves me correctly - when her hands went up in the air as it deployed, I am certain I saw what could have been a cell phone in her hand. (That's how close I was to it, oy.) I'm fine. I just hope they're both okay. |
Get ready, here it comes..... (eww)
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Oh no! Not the brush!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1XVUdraxgK...ank%5B1%5D.jpg
please..... don't ..... stop ....... (you know the rest...) ;) Yeah, okay, spank me with a rocket launcher... http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/spank.jpg ... or NOT. *eyeroll* |
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It's the best policy. http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/a...it/honesty.jpg I think. |
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Like a friend of mine said the other day, "Honk if you love Jesus....text while driving if you wanna meet him." :blink:
I see people texting while driving FAR too often, and it is always young people doing it. I think there should be a feature on a phone that while your car is in drive, you cannot text, and only talk via headset...if even at all. Just being honest.....it is honesty day. :winky: |
Another busy day, kids! :D
TODAY ~May 1st~ is National Mother Goose Day :princess: National Save The Rhino Day :scared: National Kentucky Derby Day :toypony: National Homebrew Day :beerbros: National Lei Day :rose: And others.... National Free Comic Book Day National May Day National Scrapbooking Day National Martin Z. Mollusk Day National Silver Star Day National Pole Dancing Day And Happy Birthday Calamity Jane :quickdraw: |
TODAY ~May 2nd~ is National Fire Day :candle: National Blessing Of The Bikes Day :motorbike::girlonatv::harley::bicycle: World Laughter Day :superfunny::lol2::giggle: National Play Your Ukelele Day :guitar: (close enough) And Happy Birthday Dr. Spock :beachkids: |
Today is Sunday , just sayin
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Party pooper. :watereyes: Sunday is FUNday! :backdoorsex: |
TODAY ~May 3rd~ is National Lumpy Rug Day <insert lumpy rug smilie here> :| National Paranormal Day :chasingzombie: National 2 Different Colored Shoes Day :blueheels: National Garden Meditation Day :wateringgarden: National Snafu Day :help: And HAPPY BIRTHDAY James Brown "Good God!" |
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Today is Monday the 3rd of May :dogwalking:
National Two Different Colored Shoes Day: Pay tribute to the diversity of humanity today by participating in the lighthearted act of wearing two different colored shoes today. |
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So.....are Ya gonna DO it? :D |
today is MAY 3 - LABOR DAY supposed to be MAY 1 - our President has the power to change that! :| :eyebrow:
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Tip toe ... through the tulips..... heh. |
I've got some catching up to do .....
Damn it! I missed paranormal day!
http://www.trueghoststories.co.uk/Im...-ghost-cat.jpg http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...host-story.jpg ooooo ..... I'z scared-deded. |
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Why stop at two?
http://www.mainstreetvintage.com/mem...bs%20shoes.jpg.... cause I know Diva has a "shoe thing".
http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/T/y/s...ight_shoes.jpg ... and something a little more casual .... http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=11805556 |
May 3
Im celebrating "MONSTER BOSS'S DAY":smileywhip: |
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TODAY ~May 4th~ is National Respect For Chickens Day :farmchicken: National Star Wars Day :darthsmiley: National Teacher Recognition Day :clap::cheerleader: And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pia Zadora :whoop: (She was an actress wanna~be a while back....I just wanted to say her name. Try it. See? :D ) |
I remember Pia .....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_78JDmf4UuZ...Pia+Zadora.jpg .... but she wasn't as big a Charro. |
Respect dem chickens....
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart.../bgrn1308l.jpg
... or they'll demand it. http://lifeinheck.com/Running%20Orde...in_Heck090.jpg ... you know... they have a point. :/ |
I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool.........
I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true. |
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In fact, I couldn't name anything she actually did. She might have invented Botox. |
my day off from work :seesaw: woohoo
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Feeling a little "deep" this morning ....
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Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull? A. Just The Pit Bull. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell? A. An Alarm Cluck. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog? A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse? A. A Hen That Lays Odds. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken? A. A Poultry-Geist. Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom? A. A Chicken In A Mine Field. Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? A. To Get To The Other Slide. :| |
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This is just what I need. Poster size for me... Thanks for all the fun stuff Diva and the :pile::pacman: thread posters Tommi |
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I will not laugh at these. I will not laugh at these. I will not laugh at these...... ....for I know that it only encourages You. :shocking: Ok, I may have laughed a LITTLE. Like a mini~snicker. Or a tiny chortle. |
I'm persistent ....
Billy's mother was called into the school one day by the principal. "We're very worried about Billy," he said. "He goes round all day cluck, cluck, clucking." "That's right," said Billy's mother. "He thinks he's a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist?" "Well, we would, but we need the eggs."
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