1. garlic shrimp
2. beef stroganoff
3. lobster in butter sauce ( on lower and upper lips )

GM3 3 singers who need to hang up their mics

**

Kenny Rogers
Tony Bennet
Miriah Carey

GM3 styles of shoes that you own

** omg, you make me laugh. ;)

1. running shoes bought in 1980 ( still unworn )
2. stilettos bought in 1990 when I decided I needed to up my game.
3.thigh high leather boots which I keep as a souvenir of days when my thighs could fit into them.

GM3 sex on a bed is better than sex on the floor

I’m old and I need help off the floor on a good day, after sex I’d need medical care.
Better to bounce around and pretend I can still move
Have you seen the documentary on the diseases on most floors?

GM3
People you know that have changed the path of your life.

Yes:
1. My Aunt Josephine ( real name ) who taught me to accept that I grew older, things would start growing on me.
2. My neighbour whose dog bit me and told me his rabies insurance only covered his immediate family.
3. The Customer Support Lady at the Mall who advised me to ".. always use the stairs cause if there is a fire and you're in the elevator you are going to die" then told me to "have a good day".

GM3 uses for rope ( please make it interesting lol)

3 uses for rope: 1) keep some in the trunk of your car in case you need to be towed anywhere or hauled up off the side of a cliff. 2) rope is useful to corral cattle up with, in case they are stuck in the mud or bawling if they're stuck in the canal. 3) rope is especially useful if you live several floors up from the ground floor, so in case of extreme emergencies (ie, fall before last, when a heroin user set the building on fire next door), you can slide down a rope to safety (make sure you have a super long rope).


GM3 commonly held beliefs given by people who owe tax that prove problematic for CPA's or Tax officials?

Ok that made me laugh out loud in an embarrassing way. Totally got a visual.
Loved it.

As for tax:

1." My daughter needs to go to Med school in Switzerland because she couldn't get into Med school in the Bahamas."

2. "My GF is my "Dependant" cause my psychiatrist said we were "co-dependant"

3. "If I declare my income from selling dope, can I claim the baggies as a business expense"?

GM3 ways to just "let it go"

1. Shred your girdle
2. Put the car in neutral and point it at a cliff
3. Set it free...if it comes back, shoot it.

GM3 countries you would like to visit again. (Assuming you travel)

1. Venezuela with enough cash to buy mucho pesos
2. hide cash,
3. fly to Dominican Republic, spend a good deal of remaining cash buying DR currency
4. Retire well off in your choice of Cuba, Cayman Islands, or a US Super Max.

I was a Hippie in the 60's and early 70's. Spain, Greece and France were amazing and you could hitchhike ( We were pretty dumb but a surprising number of us came out the other end.) We were Kings and Queens and the World was ours.

GM3 things you don't miss from your Teen years

1. Boys groping me
2. Pimples
3. Perpetual dieting

GM3 airlines that are now defunct

1.Turan Air
2. Baku Express
3.Imair Airlines

Azerbaijan is a hotbed of defunct airlines. I never even got to checking out Botswana.

GM3 things that make you laugh every-time you see them or think about them and always make you add "You had to be there."

1. In my 20’s I went out drinking and dancing nearly every night, and my favorite place was “The Red Onion”, a chain of restaurant/bars no longer in business. I was dancing up on the bar, and fell and hit my nose (feeling no pain)...once I got up I continued dancing, but I kept wiping my nose to see if it was bleeding. Cut to the restroom when a strange woman said to me “I saw you wiping your nose, that must have been some good shit.” You had to be there...

2. In the same place it was last call, and I was dancing with this HUGE Samoan man...when the song ended, he picked me up, tossed me over his shoulder, and started out of the front door...he said he was taking me home and keeping me. The bouncer wound up saving me as he tried putting me into his car. You had to be there....

3. The very first time I saw that stupid “hump day” commercial from Geiko insurance I laughed so hard I peed my pants...you had to be there!

GM3. Reasons you are single/married

3 reasons I'm Single
 

Wales
England
France

GM3 Qualities you need in a friend

devoted
honest
intelligent

name 3 songs you loved in high school-

mama told me not to come by three dog night
instant karma by John Lennon
the thrill is gone by B.B. King

GM3 songs you just can't stand

Back to december by taylor swift
Anything by Eminem i dislike all his music
Anything by lil wayne dont like his junk music either


Gm 3 food items you won't eat?

Any type of beans
Liver
Pickled Pigs Feet

GM3 things you truly enjoy shopping for

leather impact items
art deco & art noveau bedroom furnishings
unusual old manual ice crushers

GM3 produce items that must be absolutely without blemish upon inspection.