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This did! And Teddy wonders why I want a baby elephant so badly...
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So it appears my grandson has a problem :seconddoh:
A phone chat between my daughter and I this evening.... her: mom, we took the baby gates down four nights ago but have to put them back up for a bit longer. me: why is this? her: it appears julian has an addiction and he acts on it at around 4am every morning... unless the gates are up. me: ummmm okay, so what is his addiction? her: he goes downstairs and gets into the snack (raisins, crackers, chocolate, and milk) and veggies out on the couch with his movies. me: ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa :cracked: her: no mom it's not funny!! me: I was worried it was something worse. do you have proof? ;) her: yes!! he's passed out on the couch with all the packaging, chocolate on his face, crumbs all over the place and the remote in his hand. me: lmaoooooo :superfunny: sorry but I'll need proof to believe this story. :pointing: her: *sigh* :sigh: |
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revisiting a funny conversation from last night....still was hilarious this morning and still funny almost 24 hours later....:phonegab:
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I was out for an evening of live music and during the meal I had several people offer to accompany me , since I was by myself. Later on I joined my boss and his family. All night one person was trying to pick me up, offer me his coat, insisted on escorting me to the taxi, etc.
I found it so funny because the woman sitting at the table across from me had eyes on him all night and he didn't seem to get the hint. I guess that was a common theme for him tonight. I had a great time by myself and I had to laugh when I saw the look on his face after I declined to share dessert with him moments earlier and then I was found sharing dessert with my boss (not on the same plate). Maybe the wine made it appear more funny? |
A friend of mine plays Farm Story on his phone and he has made friends with some of his neighbors on the game. One neighbor he was having a conversation with ask him about his weekend. He said he had been at the beach and was going to stop by Krispy Kreme, but the Hot & Now sign wasn't on.
Chuckles....when he checked his messages again, he had been moderated and told that what he said was inappropriate. He of course was perplexed by this and didn't understand why he was moderated. I on the other hand about died laughing Krispy Kreme is in 39 states, I guess where ever this moderator was from didn't have Krispy Kreme, or they'd never heard of it. Just so you know the best time to stop at Krispy Kreme is when the HOT & NOW sign is on. |
Cracked me up
A guy trying to hit on me at flea market. I am so butch guess he likes tough women. (lol)
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I was doing a training shift at a Big Box store today. I had to go through Mobile, Apple store and Computers and train peeps on some new devices my company is offering. So we're all hanging out for a bit mid afternoon (me, a manager, and three employees: two male college kids and one mom.) and we're talking about dinner.
Mgr: I'm going to stop at Chipotle and get a box. Mom: whatever my husband fixed, probably spaghetti. Kids: pizza, and/or fruit loops, and red bull. :| (They have a long night of dragon slaying planned tonight.) Me: pot roast with steamed asparagus. Mgr: You gonna eat at midnight? that takes forever! Me: Nope! I put the roast and veggies in the crock pot before I left. I'll get home about an hour before the Spousal Unit so I'll have time to steam the asparagus. Then I just have to make the gravy. Mom: you can put the asparagus in the top of the crockpot for a bit and steam it. Me: but then it'll taste like pot roast instead of asparagus. Kid blurts out: But that's a good thing! I'd eat asparagus if it were meat flavored! |
Citizen's Arrest
This guy cracks me up. As I understand it, he spends most of his days riding around trying to make a citizen's arrest on cops who violate traffic laws.
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Cracked me up
Listening to 20 messages on my machine left in an 10 hr period. Time to change number again.
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:chef: bgp's Macaroni and Cheese :| ....LMBO.... :cracked:
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There is never a dull moment at my church Preacher Randy can tell the best stories. Thing is he was a cop for 25 yrs and the stories are real.
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Kids and the way they think :) It's really cute sometimes - until you have to do the cleanup.
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Cracked you up
Talking to a sexy woman on phone and she was talking about sex with me at 80. I put on Can You Handle It-Usher (rofl)
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80's people...:)
Gaige and I were just chatting during her break, about our high school days. She said she would have dated a flag captain (yes, I was the marching band flag captain :|), and the conversation went something like this...
Me: "Baby, you were a jock, you wouldn't have dated the captain of the flag team. You've seen that picture, and I was a dork! You would have been dating a cheerleader." Proof, as a blonde, and with a mullet :|: http://i48.tinypic.com/rjfec8.jpg Gaige: "Yes I would have dated you, and you would have been cool with me, wearing my letterman jacket. Hey! I thought that you said you were a rebel in high school." Me: "I was, after my freshman year as captain of the flag team. We would have never dated in high school. Baby, I was like Ally Sheedy after my freshman year, and you were like Emilio Estevez. That would have never happened." |
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