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From one of my dearest friends. lmao made me laugh
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help and how I can make a woman truly happy. God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?' |
Pardon me but do you serve bacon here?
Yes we do. Is it good? Its bacon! |
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Does anyone else hate iPod's/iPhone's auto correct as much as I do?
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This has to be my favorite so far....
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Drove south an hour through Maine and into New Hampshire. Realized that, when you've seen one stand of fall trees, you've seen them all.
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http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/images/masterbath.jpg
I'm almost disappointed that it's only a master bath. :/ |
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if you have a fear a snakes DO NOT watch this
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This is sooo wrong but funny!
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Latest spam folder bounty:
"Want to act like a porn-director? Dive into a blu colored med!"
Who knew, and why do all the good job opportunities end up in my spam folder? |
TGIF! I am getting my hair dyed this weekend, I cant wait, its gonna be so red its visible from space...and midterms r almost over!!!
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