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why is there cement in my sinuses?
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Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end? :bananasplit: Did I lock the door? :thinking: Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work? :cowboihorse: The dog wants to go out NOW? :dogwalking: |
Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.:deepthoughts:
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"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??
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What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent? Will I have enough funds for the mortgage? Dino needs more canned food. Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck... |
How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?
What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep... Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep... |
At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok. 7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think. |
how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH
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How I got myself into this predicament.
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why did? oh well :shithappens:
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I ponder how high the cost of gas can go this year :hospital-snoopy: |
1. What time is it?
2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom. 3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep. 4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting) 5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is? 6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 7. (15 min later) Okay... you win. |
ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?
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Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring?? :|
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Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?
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LOL.... I wouldn't mind having someone else of the human variety next to me. Now, I have a snoring little French Bulldog and an old cat with Asthma I want to put pillows over!!! :motorbike: |
Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??
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Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit! :rant:
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just to name a few...
arranged marriages
butch kewpie dolls femme possee chamber pots |
is it good to be bad or bad to be good?
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