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- - Speak a Lie ..... (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=250)

NJFemmie

11-14-2009 09:28 AM

I am NOT bumping this thread! :mad:

PoeticWitch

11-14-2009 10:00 AM

I don't feel like this :vampire: right now...

Mister Bent

11-14-2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June (Post 5242)

I adore my Meth-Head Cabinet Painting Contractor. I wish I was single so I could marry him.

Maybe you should have tried craigslist, they advertise the most reputable work force.

Gemme

11-14-2009 10:42 AM

My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain.

Mister Bent

11-14-2009 10:50 AM

O June, how you charm me!

That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.

MizzSabra

11-14-2009 11:17 AM

Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

evolveme

11-14-2009 11:17 AM

Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.

Mister Bent

11-14-2009 11:25 AM

I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity.

I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work. :fuck:

evolveme

11-14-2009 11:38 AM

June clearly knows me not at all.

NJFemmie

11-14-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 5264)

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

I'm not laughing either.

christie

11-14-2009 12:04 PM

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

NJFemmie

11-14-2009 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christie0918 (Post 5286)

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

I don't either, which is why I am sorry I made this thread.

Dean Thoreau

11-14-2009 12:25 PM

I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie :)
I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world.
Fish are only good when served on a plate.
I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it!
I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since.

My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean!

NJFemmie

11-14-2009 01:15 PM

My name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan, so I know you're lying.

ppffttt.

theoddz

11-14-2009 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June (Post 5261)

It's True. I am a Gold Star Lesbian, untouched and untainted by spooge. Oh, how I yearn to be taken by a large, hairy, unbathed male specimen fraught with copious amounts of semen.

If I had a bodice on, I would rip it off myself.

June'y did not just say S-P-O-O-G-E. :pointing:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

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