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Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 258344)

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

Denny Crane!

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Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258347)

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

Shhh. Don't give away my secret!

Tests of this theory seem to indicate not, but perhaps we could ask someone in the know.

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258349)

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/...ebec5b231d.jpg

I like Dapper's theory.

Suddenly, I feel inadequate. :sock:

Clearly it's YOUR sock bringing all the ladies to the yard.

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258353)

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

However, that theory - while seemingly sound - does not explain why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

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Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258358)

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

This is why you are my newest friend.

DomnNC would be, but he's a little too fixated on my pole :sock: for my personal comfort level.

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258361)

However, that theory, while seemingly sound, does not explain, why you have relatively so many fewer hits.

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258364)

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

I'm reasonably certain you have struck upon the answer.

I offer no further qualifying statements.

I will say, however, that after seeing True Grit last night, I should very much prefer to speechify in an overly formal fashion.

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258366)

Braggart.

how's that for fancy?

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258364)

Oh it's ON now.

I will have you know that I am sweetness and light!

Or, people do not visit my profile because I am -so- terrifying that they do not want to draw my attention to themselves.

Giggle.

No.

Really.

I only admit to stalking when there is a poll.

You have no poll.

Once you do, trust and believe that I will claim #1 stalker status there as well.

Terrifying? Hardly.

I just get stuck in the bushes.

Damn. I tried to click the little arrow thing to see the latest post on this thread. Instead, I ended up at Bent's profile again! One might say this is because he was showing as the last to post, but I posit a different theory... I suspect his profile has infiltrated the board, perhaps the whole of the internet. Any link could ostensibly lead one there, now.

Nothing is safe. Surf under cover of darkness. Keep to the trees.

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....

BAT BOY!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258373)

It's insane I tell ya, nothing of this épic proportions has happened since....

BAT BOY!!!!!!!

Well, now that you mention it, the resemblance is strikingly similar...and they do both take the subway. Coincidence? I think not!

http://www.pouncenow.com/wp-content/.../03/batboy.jpg

Nighty Night Mr. Bent

Just an average man, in an average home...

Well, gee, thanks Grant! I have a meeting in the morning!

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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 258378)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wHY1rgX8jI.../s400/doll.jpg

I was about to say goodnight to you all (heretofore known as #7041+), but after seeing this thing, who's sleeping?!

I felt the need......

7053 and counting...

and no visitor message page - WTF?

oh well, have some sushi and see what else happens :sushi:

~ :batman:

eggs and stalker bakey?

this thread just might exceed the visitor digits...:|

is breakfast being served?
:girleating:

Ha!! A telethon!!!!

Brilliant!!

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

"I can see by your outfit that you are a cowboy..."

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Originally Posted by sassy_girl (Post 258466)

is breakfast being served?
:girleating:

Did I miss breakfast?

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Originally Posted by Bard (Post 258562)

guess I am just a simple cowboi never heard of the guy

I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?