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Things I'm too old for:
Suffering fools gladly (which makes advancing at work difficult) Boot-camp style workouts. They're how I lost 150 pounds, but when I messed up my knee as a result of those intense workouts, a lot of the weight came back. I really miss those. Loving fearlessly. Too wounded and jaded for that. Cohabitating. Oh, we can live in the same building, but maybe you need to live on a different floor from me. Going to clubs, which breaks my heart. I don't want to look like the granny on the dance floor. Being an activist out marching in the streets. I defer to you, younger sisters and brothers. I'll just stand over here and wave a placard. Music festivals. I went to one recently and it just about did me in, sitting outside in the boiling heat all day. Dating games. If you want me, and want to be with me, then do it. No head games. No disappearing acts. No drama. |
Yes! Yes!
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Yes, I even drove by it when I was in OC last week and it is now called the Hummingbird, a Ranchero music bar! The Happy Hour is where the very butch butches looked me up and down laughing and said: "My, my what do we have here?" as I stood out like a sore thumb in my femme attire! That part I did not forget. Thanks:) |
Too old to care
I am fortunately too old now to care what I can or cannot wear. I bought this FUNKY, again, FUNKY jacket from a company overseas. It arrived. I love it. There is NOTHING like it where I live. :giggle:
A good friend said "that is lovely, but where are you going to wear it". I replied "I'm 45, I'll wear it any damn place I want". :simplelaugh: I wore it to "wicked" and it was fun to wear. Now I want a pair of high red heeled shoes to match the pinstripe. Seriously when I was 25 or 30(ish) I never would have worn this outfit. I was way to worried about being judged. Lordy Lordy it feels great to be over 40. Oh and I was not into celebrating my feminine side either. :eyebat: |
What I feel too old for...
I'm only 38 and due to my arthritic knees that I acquired thanks to Uncle Sam, I defer on the stairs and look for elevators whenever I can, and I'm not ashamed of it. I'm past the steroid shots in my knees, now I get what's called coxcomb injections every six months, once a week for three weeks to both knees. It seems to help for about a month but now I can't take my anti-inflammatory medication for my knees because it has caused irritation in my esophagus and the VA wants to send a light down my throat to my gut! What joys you endure when you sign on the dotted line to serve your country. Would I do it again? HELL YEAH! :hangloose:
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I'm too old to tell myself i'm young anymore.
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i'm to old for 21 year olds...
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I'm too old to drive a mini-van.
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sleeping on the floor by my dogs kennel
(because she feels too sick to get on the bed) |
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So is Diva. But she likes the darn thing. It does come in handy when traveling and collecting various peeps for a get together, I must admit. :eyebat: |
binge-drinking
loud music at bars/restaurants etc smoky rooms drama |
pogo sticks..
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Too old for anyone younger than my oldest son.:seeingstars: No one under 33 need apply....lol. Participating in triathlon events. Marathon dancing. :moonstars: |
Too old for mini skirts and bikini's..sigh. Although I got heck from my daughter
when I said that last summer. She told me if it still looks good, then I should wear it. I did in my backyard, but I would never go out in public with one on. |
"too old"...hmmmm
I don't feel I am too old for anything..I do what I can within my range...smiles...I will always be young in heart...and spirit....and I have a zest for life....smiles...
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Yuppers Fred
I am too old for
drinking shots with strangers help someone move out of a six floor apartment in return for pizza and beer drunken twister setting up a lemonade stand limbo to toliet paper someone's house I don't like to give my parents a Christmas list thinking a shirt on a pile on the floor will do having a pile of clothes on the floor |
I do what ever I think im big enough to do,its others who have a problem with ageism,I promis u all I can still cut it with the best of them.
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Bungee jumping.
Jumping out of airplanes. Stealing other people's wives. Drinking a case of beer everyday. |
im to old to still be single!
im to old to ride my harley 100 mph between bars im also thinking im to old to start back on T.. had to stop a couple years ago due to unrelated medical issues. to old to still want to build hot rod trucks. i should know better then to do stuff but i dont! |
Weather proofing, ugh mah back
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Too old to work all day, dance all night, sleep for 3 hours and get up and go back to work again.
Everything else...in moderation;) |
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