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How much wood could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?
(sorry, it was the cock questions that set that off...sigh, there is no help for me really lol) |
Was I talkin bout bee houses hidden from strangers because you aint sposed to have them in this town?
Don't Jaqueline find out everything the hard way? Isn't that best? Do I dare visit the "she says ,I hear" thread to share stories of love with the group? Do my spare time activities still involve lookin for a better job and/or a part time one in addition to. Do I dream of chicken coops? (must you grind it in repeatedly)? Am I (for the first time ever, I believe) qualified to get financial aid for school? Am I pondering or mulling? Which is better? Did I just delete some sap from the mix? |
Did I go to see Dude in the pouring rain at dinner break and see him walking to his jeep under an umbrella being held by the cute church lady....:overreaction:
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Dude is getting a spanking? :hospital-snoopy: Will there be :koolaid: ? Is it wrong that mah first thoughts were of the buffet and not the show? :grindevil::jester::grindevil: :daywalker: |
Is it Feb 10th yet? :)
Why does it takes sooooo long for my smiley page to load? :| |
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Did the Church Lady bring her EXTRA LARGE umbrella made for two so that she wouldn't have to walk so close to my butch, or was she being a little too thoughtful and considerate?:4femme: Does the Church Lady want to give Dude a spanking? :shocking: Do I need to put a curse on the Church Lady? :giggle: |
If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me? Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady, the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has schizophrenia? Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states? Can you feel it? Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ? Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack? Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi? Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives? :seconddoh::twitch: |
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Yes, why does it? Could it be that it has too many graphics? could it be the computer is slow processing? :confused: |
Don't I just love Tupperware? :rainsing: Is it true I had a hella stoner Tupperware party back in the day? :weedsmoke: And don't I still have my awesome set of Tupperware that I won for hella sales from that party? :danceparty: Will I not be so kind to a Church Lady if she eyeballs mah Tupperware? :kungfu: Am I STILL looking for a lid to mah speshel blue tumbler that I used to use daily...and refuse to get rid of it until said lid has been found? :| Oh, is that a Hoarder tendency? :3stooges: :daywalker: |
Isnt it time for Day to let go of finding the damn lid and start soakin in it?
Will Madge help with the talons? If you were a 2" ball where the hella would you be?:annoyed: |
Is Dude NOT wearing the delicious smelling Armani Code that I gifted :present: her for Christmas but wearing BRUT instead???
Does the Church Lady prefer BRUT? :blink: |
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Does Dude need an ignore 'button' to actually ignore? |
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Have you both lost yer link to the proverbial Smiley List? :flyaway: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsrdydUvLOE"]YouTube- ELO -- Diary of Horace Wimp[/ame] :rockband: :daywalker: |
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Are YOU soaking in it yet? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzmTtusvjR4"]YouTube- Palmolive - "You're Soaking In It" (Commercial, 1981)[/ame] :cheesy: :daywalker: |
Don't I wish I was?
soakin in it? Have I encountered a smell I like even more than brut (which is not at all for special occasions)? Can we say coastal b e r m u d a? ahhhh? Did I really trash my jeep with hay worried about these horses no one else feels like feeding? Will somebody be calling the law again? Will I need a bullet proof vest to take the skinniest one on a walk around the corner to greener pastures, if nothing is done soon? Is there anything sweeter than horse slobber on the front of your good coat? Am I making a name for myself heah? The bad kind? Did someone re arrange the bedroom so the rain man within would have something to bitch about? Can we spin the bed and see how your insomnia is now? :twitch: |
Did I laugh when I came across this thread? Will Naomi bring tea for folks like me who don't like coffee? Is it shocking that one says in Star Bucks Metropolis that they don't like coffee?
And does Naomi know how to make scones or peach cobbler, or catfish? Am I hungry? Am I conflicted because while I am thankful to have a job I don't want to go today? |
Is Dude the sweetest insomniac ever for feeding horses that no one else is? :cowboihorse: Have I been neglecting mah Farms cuz I am bizzy fucking around on here? :fishingboot: Don't I have a brand new story to finish? :writer: Anyone need more coffee? Where is Naomi? :coffee: :daywalker: |
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