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Ciaran 09-02-2012 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC (Post 644887)
Faking an orgasm

I do this often but only when I'm alone.

girl_dee 09-02-2012 06:03 AM

being intoxicated

speeding :police: :angel:

shooting in Auto.......

Nomad 09-02-2012 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Martina (Post 644615)
Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

i have to respectfully disagree. people are talking about what THEY would never do. Homoe wont carry a purse and thinks it's funny to consider it because it doesnt fit the Homoe personality (purse-onality? :superfunny: ) it's not stereotyping. it's people talking about THEMSELVES. it would be stereotyping if Homoe said 'only high femmes carry purses so i wont carry one.' i'm a girly femme and rarely carry a purse. i'm more likely to carry a bookbag and i own one purse that's really more like a wallet on a leash than an actual purse. another case in point for not calling this stereotyping is Aishah's comment that she rarely wears perfume. if people were truly stereotyping then someone would be ganging up on her as an utter failure as a femme! ;)

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Originally Posted by aishah (Post 644610)
i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!

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Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 644879)
Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.

eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music

LadyRieinAL 09-02-2012 09:13 AM

What would you never be caught doing
 
What will I will NEVER be caught doing:

Blaming someone else for my transgressions.

Not feeding someone if they personally came to me and said, "I'm hungry."

Digesting anything that once upon a time walked on four legs.:eek:

At my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a Slip N Slide :seeingstars:

Saying, E L James' books are so well written.

Strappie 09-02-2012 10:09 AM

I have pretty much learned over the years to NEVER say NEVER! *smirk*

puddin' 09-02-2012 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Nomad (Post 645016)
i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.

as a femme, aren't you somewhat transgendered?!! jus' askin'...

puddin' 09-02-2012 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyRieinAL (Post 645087)
at my age, running, jumping and landing breast first on a slip n slide :seeingstars:

Saying, e l james' books are so well written.



brilliant...

WolfyOne 09-02-2012 10:25 AM

I will never put ketchup on a hotdog.
Can you guess where I was born and raised?

stephfromMIT 09-02-2012 12:06 PM

Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately. ;)

Tony 09-02-2012 12:14 PM

Hellsyea!
 
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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 645171)
I will never put ketchup on a hotdog.
Can you guess where I was born and raised?

Gotta be Chicago!

Sachita 09-02-2012 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644778)
I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

If you'll carry my purse and say "yes ma'am" we have a date! lol I won't even make you walk 3 feet behind me.


I will never be caught going back to a cheating ex lover. I will never be caught befriending someone who deceived me. I will never be caught hanging out with a liar & cheater. lol Is there a pattern here?

Oh and I will never ever be caught dead wearing cheap perfume.

Tony 09-02-2012 12:49 PM

i can rock me some patchouli oil girl. i love clearing a room! honestly, i rarely wear it and when i do it's in infinitesimal amounts. i figure it's not fair to make people's eyes water with your smells, no matter where they come from!



eh. (shrug) i've been to jail. it's not that bad. the food is awful but that's about it. otherwise it's just a bunch of people trying to carve out space for themselves to sleep or keep stress to a minimum while waiting. the times i've been there i found most people to be fairly mellow. people typically have their own problems to worry about without making more for you. BUT i'm gonna assume it's easier for me in a jail cell than it is for some others because i'm white so no one in the cop shop ever got too verklempt over me. i'll also add that i wouldnt want to be a transgendered person in jail. our institutionalized cissexism is medieval.


i wont ever be caught eating sardines or kicking a dog or sleeping past 7 am or traveling without music[/QUOTE]

The above posts that I quoted were Nomad's. Don't know what I did wrong. Oh yea I do. I own a stupid smart phone. Lol



LOl @ patchouli oil. That definately can clear a room.

As a transsexual man who has been in jail several times (yea, I know we're all surprised) I can tell you, the experience is without question the worse I've ever had. Although I have to say, I've been in 2 of Chicago's toughest districts ( for 3 days each) & it didn't compare to the nightmare of Dade County in Florida.

chefhmboyrd 09-02-2012 01:37 PM

i would not want to be in jail. that would really suck.:police:

i would not be not be caught doing:

voting for Mitt:confused:

screwing around on my Gsnap:blink:

playing in an Air Supply tribute band

being mean to puppies/kittens

WolfyOne 09-02-2012 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony (Post 645232)
Gotta be Chicago!


Give Tony a prize...yes, indeed :)
I miss hotdog stands and Vienna hotdogs

I can't even look at a person eating a hotdog with ketchup :blink:

Tony 09-02-2012 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 645322)
Give Tony a prize...yes, indeed :)
I miss hotdog stands and Vienna hotdogs

I can't even look at a person eating a hotdog with ketchup :blink:

Which means you also know the secret ingredient to a true Chicago dog....
As well as you bearing the name of one of Chicago's finer Vienna wagons turned restaurant.

WolfyOne 09-02-2012 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by stephfromMIT (Post 645221)
Wolfy-I eat my salad and hot dogs separately. ;)


You don't eat your hotdog on a bun?
If you ate a Chicago style hotdog, it would be like a salad in every bite, lol

WolfyOne 09-02-2012 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony (Post 645328)
Which means you also know the secret ingredient to a true Chicago dog....
As well as you bearing the name of one of Chicago's finer Vienna wagons turned restaurant.

Not so secret anymore...a true Chicago dog is made with all beef and garlic, steamed slow as is the poppy seed bun it goes in. Add mustard, relish, onions, kosher dill spear, tomato slices and sport peppers. Some use celery salt, but I don't like it and no one in my neighborhood growing up ever used it.

Tcountry 09-02-2012 02:09 PM

respect
 
I will never....(or I hope never)
Be involved in an argument with the Lady of Snow again ...
she is tough & wicked smart....but I have learned a Lot from past dealings ...


*tip hat*

Tony 09-02-2012 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfyOne (Post 645338)
Not so secret anymore...a true Chicago dog is made with all beef and garlic, steamed slow as is the poppy seed bun it goes in. Add mustard, relish, onions, kosher dill spear, tomato slices and sport peppers. Some use celery salt, but I don't like it and no one in my neighborhood growing up ever used it.

North side here. You?

Duchess 09-02-2012 02:52 PM

~I will never drink a cheap merlot:wine:
~I will never not wear panties when it's cold outside:nailbitin:
~I will never give up horror flicks:chainsaw:
~I will never be a Butch:cigar2:
~I will never give up my laughter:cheer:

Duchess


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