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SuperFemme 01-14-2010 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33658)
the same reason why they have doors

Why do they call it snow removal when they don't remove it, they just push it? Shouldn't it be snow pushal?

I prefer the image snow blowing invokes. Heh.

Is laundry emasculating cuz it's only great when the water is soft?

little man 01-14-2010 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33663)

I prefer the image snow blowing invokes. Heh.

Is laundry emasculating cuz it's only great when the water is soft?
no, 'cause guys are always looking for something soft and wet to get into.

is a whiz-bang the same as water sports?

labete 01-14-2010 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by little man (Post 33667)
no, 'cause guys are always looking for something soft and wet to get into.

is a whiz-bang the same as water sports?
It's how you rinse if you're a wafflestomper.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

little man 01-14-2010 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by labete (Post 33671)
It's how you rinse if you're a wafflestomper.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.


what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?

Gemme 01-14-2010 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by little man (Post 33727)
no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.


what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?
I'm not sure, but the lady on the corner in heels and a pleather skirt said that it's a very important thing to negotiate. :coffee:

If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 33930)
I'm not sure, but the lady on the corner in heels and a pleather skirt said that it's a very important thing to negotiate. :coffee:

If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?
Silly Gemme it is on your shoulders!! Sheesh!!

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Mr.Nobody 01-15-2010 08:21 AM
um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Nobody (Post 34079)
um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Meow!!

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Ryobi 01-15-2010 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34081)
Meow!!

Do pilots take crash-courses?
Oddly enough, yes. I volunteered for one this past Aug.


Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?


Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.

weatherboi 01-15-2010 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Ryobi (Post 34082)
Oddly enough, yes. I volunteered for one this past Aug.
Ohhhh you kn
ow how to fly/?*jealous*

Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?


Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.
I knew he was most successful one out of all of them!!

Only if they are under the influence!!


Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

LieslKate 01-15-2010 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 33277)
A: Most dentists have a small tool!

Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else??? :whine:
A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...

little man 01-15-2010 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by LieslKate (Post 34092)
A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...
you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


how did popcorn get discovered?

MrSunshine 01-15-2010 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by little man (Post 34094)
you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


how did popcorn get discovered?

on a VERY hot day in a corn field.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 11:52 AM
crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34126)
crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

hippieflowergirl 01-15-2010 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34133)
If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl (Post 34159)
because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

labete 01-15-2010 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34166)
What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?
Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by labete (Post 34169)
Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?
3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.

weatherboi 01-15-2010 02:05 PM
Created by misogynists to supress!!

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?


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