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violaine 11-17-2009 11:06 PM

i didn't know how to drive the car when i bought it as a young girl, until on the way home; i believe cow-friends are the best; i am not a light sleeper; the sock smile cracks me up; & i'm very happy after a hsus meeting this evening.

JustLovelyJenn 11-17-2009 11:14 PM

1. It really bothers me when there are empty hangers mixed in with my clothes.

2. I direct the music on my radio, you know the whole wand conductor thing... yeah...

3. I keep a "100 things to do before I die" list

4. I am a nudist at heart...

5. I love chocolate but hate chocolate ice cream.

Leigh 11-17-2009 11:38 PM

1) I am a cross-stitch fanatic
2) I watch wrestling religiously (My favorite wrestler is Shawn Michaels)
3) I am obsessed with Facebook and farm all the time
4) I could also live on pepsi if that was possible (just like NJFemmie)
5) I could listen to 80's hair bands all day :bowdown:

Sam 11-18-2009 06:51 AM

im a genius
i love mountain dew
i am inlove with a beautiful woman
i have a 2 year old son, he is my world
i have a huge heart

christie 11-18-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyrJess (Post 7457)
I have a huge fetish for linens..
I am fairly OCD about organization and can go into complete shut down mentally in the midst of chaos...
I am a tender delicate flower...
I love antique mechanical toys...
I have never felt more loved than I do by my perfection...
Bonus: My" inner child" loves adventure and sci fi flicks and childrens books

:awww:

I have never loved another as I do you...

I indulge the linen fetish (think enable)

Sometimes, my inner child (rotten brat) doesn't cater to the OCDness just to watch Hys head explode. :giggle:

I have a stiletto/lovely shoe obsession.

I am rather tall... 6'1 without the lovely shoes...

I have been known to wear do-rags, beaters and pink camo basketball shorts out in public. :pointing:

Mister Bent 11-21-2009 05:06 PM

4 truths and a lie
 
1. I work in a Hallmark sweatshop writing saccharine love verse.
2. I have :sumo: cufflinks.
3. e lets me paint her toenails
4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.
5. I've ridden a Holstein cow.

NotAnAverageGuy 11-21-2009 05:20 PM

1. I am 4 foot 11
2. I am self employed
3. I own exotic pets
4. I have a camoflauge obsession
5. I can only wear boy's shoes

JustLovelyJenn 11-21-2009 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 9786)
3. I own exotic pets

What kind of exotic pets do you own?

Blaze 11-21-2009 10:04 PM

1) I am a dysfunctional Dyslexic (thank goodness for spell check) though I am usually to lazy to re-read and correct my postings.
2) I have medically been considered Flat lined 3 times in my life. My longest being 3 minutes and 47 seconds and have seen the other side, to which I now see spirits (No not I see gay people) I see apparitions .
3) I love being around people, but I really am an introvert. Thus my compassion for people is overwhelming at times.
4) I am not really a very good dancer, but I do love to Salsa & Merengue.
5) I have always used humor to release tense situations.
The bonus~ I am loved and well taken care of by the Doll... She believes in me, even when in doubt, she loves me unconditionally, and even changed her diet to suit mines even if she's not a Celiac, now that's Love.

blush 11-21-2009 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 9779)

4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.

1. Could we add the Calvin prayin' or pissin' or whathaveyou decals to this list?
2. I'll do just about anything for a Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie.
3. I hate the smell of White Shoulders perfume.
4. I'm pretty quiet, but I don't miss much of what's going on around me.
5. I make a mean salsa.

Just_G 11-21-2009 11:47 PM

* Like others here, when nervous or tense situations come up, I mask it with humor.

* I have a hairpulling disorder called Trichatillomania....and of course I am totally okay with laughing at myself over it.

* I cannot STAND Dave Matthews and/or his band

* Is not all that sad that Oprah is ending her show...I work during the day and never watch it anyway. lol

* I really miss that show Third Rock From the Sun.

Medusa 11-22-2009 01:15 AM

5 Things Nobody Knows!
 
* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure. :blah:

* I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me.
"Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"

Diva 11-22-2009 02:00 AM

~My first 5 were lame compared to some of the neat and unusual things I've read here.....so I'm havin' a do~over moment:


* I've been known to watch back~to~back showings of "Pride And Prejudice".....or "Sleepless In Seattle".....or "You've Got Mail".....or "Under The Tuscan Sun"....or "While You Were Sleeping"

* I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since.

* I was laid off last spring when my little school shut down (economy~related). I have never been laid off/fired ever. It was a blow.

* I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble. :eyebat:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-22-2009 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn (Post 9844)
What kind of exotic pets do you own?

Sugar Gliders Miss Jenn

1. I have been clean off illegal drugs for over 5 years now

2. Am adopted with 7 half siblings and 1 step sibling

3. Has 27 nieces and nephews total, with prolly about 4 great nieces and nephews

4. Avid horror movie fan, can't get enough even cheesy one

5. Avid Peanuts collector (snoopy, etc)

Pennysparkles 11-22-2009 03:21 AM

me
 
1. I don't like alcohol
2. I teach and practise Reiki and meditation as a hobby
3. My dogs are the most important living beings in my life
4. I write with my left hand but use my right for scissors
6. I work for the world's 2nd largest IT company

:2femme:

JustLovelyJenn 11-22-2009 10:14 AM

I am good friends with my ex husband

I am totally addicted to these threads

I love sappy girl movies

If I am home, my yahoo messenger never gets turned off

I love to belly dance, and my favorite location to do so is standing on a rock in the middle of a river.

Gemme 11-22-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 9786)
1. I am 4 foot 11

My mother's fraternal twin sister is 4 foot 11 inches. It's Aunt Kay's fault that I am only 5 foot 1 1/2 inches.

:whine:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 10005)
* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure. :blah:

I love Steve Martin. I can shield you from him.

I'm going to wonder about the smell thing for a very long time now.

I wonder if, while sleepwalking, you ever fell into a pile of puke, sparking your fear?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 10006)


* I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since.

* I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble. :eyebat:

I'm going to have the Weebles wobble but they don't fall down theme in my head now. Thanks. :4femme:

Years ago, I was driving my then boyfriend and future husband's car and I was in line at a red light when a black Mustang slammed into me. I saw him coming and couldn't do ANYTHING, as I had people surrounding me and no one else was moving. For months, any time I saw a car closing in on me in my rear view mirror, my stomach would clench up and I'd turn into one giant ball of nerves, so I can sympathize.

Niceguy 11-23-2009 05:11 AM

1. The only way I will drink coffee is with an abundance of both Hershey's chocolate syrup and liquid Coffee-mate french vanilla creamer! :coffee: :D


2. I have an aversion to clipping my nails in any house or vehicle, especially mine! :twitch: I will either clip them outside or at work! :freak:

3. My favorite snack to eat at a movie theater is to sneak in a package of chocolate chip cookie dough! :thumbsup: It goes good with popcorn too! :popcorn:


4. I don't like to drink with a straw because it gives me gas, :eek: and also will eventually cause facial wrinkles! :(


5. I love to do yardwork late at night! :chainsaw: My neighbors aren't so crazy about it! :annoyed:

jenny 11-23-2009 07:46 AM

1. I'm a Gleek.

2. Every Tuesday, I wear a pink shirt. (So does everyone else in my office... which makes for some double takes when customers come in.)

3. I collect Southern folk art. (I just got a Michael Banks piece -- if you know who he is, you get bonus points!)

4. I'm a complete klutz, with virtually no athletic talent at all, except for the freakish ability to hit a baseball ridiculously far, nearly every single time I pick up a bat.

5. I don't like jelly beans.

Duchess 11-23-2009 05:38 PM

(f) I'm scared to death of cockroaches
(f) I absolutely love horror flicks
(f) Camping and hiking really soothes me
(f) Don't like the texture of avocados
(f) Palestrina is my favorite composer


Duchess


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