honey u did NOT have your glasses on...that sumbitch was at least 2.5 ft long,tried to stand up like a cobra,and i coulda sworn the bastard winked at me(think i wet myself a lil even)

those grasshoppers as i said were perfect size for some freshwater fishing...saw one on sunday..jumped up and damn wind carried it like 5o ft away...swear i heard it cussing bc it was NOT where it wanted to go

btw MM...r u getting any rest yet? yanno we really need to find u a woman----no wait--a wife for a night--a fulltime woman may end up making u work harder,longer bc she just has to have those prada shoes and louis vuitton handbag

*waiting for the repercussions of that statement,and planning my excuse*

Mmmm hmmm....yes baby * patting Scoote's hand * :sunglass: :rolleyes: The snake was huge....immense even... :giggle:

And because I'm generous you may have all of my grasshoppers...you're welcome :kissy:

I must be a cheap woman...cuz you can keep the Prada...I do like Brighton though.... :eyebat:

[QUOTE=JustJo;99461]Mmmm hmmm....yes baby * patting Scoote's hand * :sunglass: :rolleyes: The snake was huge....immense even... :giggle:
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:confused:are you patronizing me honey? i mean bc if you are i might be inclined to tell them about the incident in the Mexican resturant that probably will NEVER allow us back in there again.

Oh, now you've done it.... :canoworms: They're probably all still busy :gossip: about that... :giggle:

:fallenangel: Just remember what we agreed honey..... if you see :police: :runforhills: ....and I'll meet you back home. ;)

Good morning Honies and Homies, i have to say Scoote and Jo i love you both to death. I can always be assured to get a chuckle or a all out howl reading your banter. Scoote, my brother and friend I howled when I read sumbitch snake was 2.5 feet long. Jo,honey grasshoppers are real small sweetie they won't hurt you. I'll tell you both if I'm ever lucky enough to make my way to where you both reside eventually I will protect my brother from the sumbitch of snakes and protect you Jo from the grasshoppers.

Breakfast is on family, eggs anyway you like them today, crispy hash browns for Jo and I, bacon, biscuits, left over gravy, fruits, dips,juices, coffee and Dr. Pepper for Scoote.

Scoote, I'd like to say I'm getting rest buddy but I'm not. seems one day is meshing into the next. When I do try to relax and get away from my work and computer it's all I think off and I end up back at the computer. I have too much at stake my friend, it is on my mind always. I would hope a femme or as you said a wife for a day would help but I'm not sure at this point.

It might be fun though having a femme/lady/wife for just one day:clap::clap:

Hope everyone has a great day !

Love

Musicman

Good morning Scoote,

I have always liked black and white photos. When I lived in Seattle, my ex had a black and white quilt that was cute. I was able to find it down here in Florida at Wal-Mart. I also love pictures of France and I have several of those for the new room. The crab story is funny.


Have a good day,

Zimmy

Good morning Everyone,

I am popping in real quick before the baby wakes up. It has been hectic the last few days. We had to take my best friend's little boy to the dr's, he had a temp of 102.9 and wasn't eating. We found out the poor little thing has strep throat and is on antibiotics now. She also found out that she is having another little boy who is due on September 1st.

Have fun, I have to take the baby back for more blood work today,

Zimmy

Lol Jo Jo,

This made me bust up giggling this morning!

Have a great day,

Zimmy

*yawn*

*girl staggers into the kitchen in search of a mug that will hold a liter of liquid caffeine*

Good morning peeps - well it will be once the blood sugar increases and the caffeine kicks in.

i'd like to make an offer to Musicman as i am in need of a "Butch for a day". Seriously, i have some odd jobs that need tending to.
i can cook, bake, do dishes, serve dinner, clean up.i will even do a couple loads of laundry while i'm there.
In exchange, i am in need of such Butchly services such as hang curtain rods, install ceiling fans and take the garbage out *grin*

If this doesn't work out, i'll be browsing the yellow pages for Rent-a-Husband, yes i am serious.

Well thanks for the breakie and coffee.....heading off to start my day.

Have a good day everyone.

Morning Tommi and Freyja. Coffee is on and there usually is someone else that will come in and put a fresh pot on for all your coffee drinkers.

Freyja, what an interesting proposition you offer :) i can hang curtain rods, take out the trash, cut the lawn. Not sure about the ceiling fan though.

I think a home cooked meal would be lovely. I can handle all the other stuff as I have to do it for myself. I can cook as well but have no desire to make a meal for one person. So someones company, a home cooked meal and maybe we could negotiate a slow dance or two (I really miss slow dancing ;) hmmmmmm

What a lovely thought.

Have a great day !

Musicman

What a great thread to start my day. Thanks musicman.

I'm going to get ready for work and mosey on down the trail...:cowboihorse:
ignoring So Cal traffic .

Hope today is better than yesterday, and the sunshines on your pony wherever you are..

:bringcoffee: Good morning hunies and homies :flowers:

Musicman...thank you for breakfast and putting the coffee pot on. I'm glad you get a laugh at Scoote and I...we are a bit silly at times :) (and the snake was nowhere near 2.5 feet long...just sayin' :winky: ) And we would love to have you come visit us once I'm down there and we have a place...and you can have all the snakes and grasshoppers, too. And....ummmm....how do you feel about frogs?

The thing about grasshoppers is they're so darn unpredictable in the way they jump. One really did jump off the path and a bit towards me last time I was there...and I admit I jumped and squealed. At least I didn't :thud:

Good morning to morningstar and freyja and zimmy and tommi too...so nice to see so many lovely faces in the kitchen this morning!

Tommi...I actually left a message in the gallery on one of your pics...cuz I think we have the twin to your Peaches. Ours is named Banshee and he seems to think he's sitting on the fence yowling too! Such a talkative kitty...but we love him.

Freyja...musicman....what can I say but hmmmmmm ...I'm keeping an eye on you two (and a grin on my face too!) :tango: You know what effect the honey house had on people....maybe the kitchen is the same :)

morningstar...think we shared the same thunderstorms last night...but the sky is bright blue and the sun is out this morning in Central NY too. Which means I probably should get the lawnmower out....

Zimmy...hope the little one makes a speedy recovery...strep throat is no fun at all. And another one? You're gonna be up to your ears in kiddos :) Can we all say "Aunt Zimmy" :bouquet:

My sweetie is still probably (and hopefully) sound asleep...and the :alarm: goes off early enough. She had a heck of a day at work yesterday...so I'll just tuck her Dr Pepper in the fridge and tiptoe around til she's up.

Have a lovely day all my hunies and homies :flowers:

Welcome Jazzgirl, I popped in for a second. What can I get you? Coffee? juice? breakfast?

Musicman

Thank you for being such a wonderful host Music :gimmehug:

Welcome Jazzgirl! Glad you could pop in to say Hi!

:glasses: Oooooohhhhh.....now I can see....thank you baby :kissy:

And that's more than 3 baby....Music, CS, Zimmy, Kat, Lady P and, and, and.......sounds like a pool party to me :)
:happyjump:

I saw the word "coffee" in the title and just KNEW this was the place for me!

Then I read about the breakfast musicman is making and started drooling a little. Always a good sign.

So...Morning, all! Actually, afternoon for me..but eh. whatever lol. I just woke up so that makes it morning by some stretch of the definition. ;)


So, I have some errands ahead of me today...how about everyone else?

Have a great one, all!
Kate

Hi Kate hon, welcome to Jo's Kitchen. We aim to please, I try to handle to breakfast as that is what i know. The lunch and dinners usually (at least in the old house) the femmes handled the dinners.

If there is something you need just shout out someone will get it for you.

Hello Lady Pamela, glad to hear you are up and about and going to be out of that thing on your leg :)


Hey Scoote, you might want to reconsider having me and CS at the same time lol lolnot sure Jo honey could handle us all in the same room (it would be fun though).

Musicman

Welcome JazzGirl!

Relax and have a cup of coffee.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9sD5knd_VK...00/coffee2.jpg

Hope you enjoy Jo's coffee as much as I do!

Have a great day!

Like em??? I love em!! How cool is that!?!?
And so nice to hear you're back on your feet...literally! :bouquet:

Now I just gotta' learn to make portraits in the latte foam....hmmmm.....
Did I mention that my artistic ability stops right after stick figures? :|
Don't you worry Music...I'm tougher than I look.....:blink: :huhlaugh: Well, maybe not....but we'll have fun anyway!

Sweet! Now we have a garden, a kitchen, a hottub....and I think Zimmy and MStar have wrangled bedrooms for themselves. The house is growing.....:) Now we just have to drag Star in here.....Music, that sounds like a job for you!

Kate...welcome, welcome...glad to see you here. We always have :bringcoffee: and usually some snacks or a meal in the making...

Any more news from CS?

And sweetie...I haven't forgotten you either....here you go baby :chocolate:....ummmm, yes....I did have a little bite....but I figured it was only fair cuz of....ummmmm....:cherry:....yea.... :eyebat:

Waves "Hello" to all the dwellers of Jo's Cafe ... and a big hug for Jo !! :rrose:

It's been kinda hectic around here. My roomie has a tore rotator cuff and had a shot today and I had a shot on my left side of the spine and go back next friday for another shot on my right side :nurseshot:and I have to make an appt for another MRI ..this seems like it's never ending. But the good news is we have been doing therapy in our pool .. so we have a nice tan .. lol !

Welcome to the Newbies ... enjoy your time here in Honey Jo Cafe ... :eating:

CS : Hope you're ok ..you're in my prayers.:rrose:
MusicMan : I'm gifting you a vacation wherever you want for your hard work :flying::barmartini:
Lady Pamela : Keep up the good work .. you will be up for the shanigans for the summer here :bouquet:
Scoote: My BestButchBuddy ..you're such a sweetheart :pipe:
Just Jo: My Bestest Femme Pal here. Femme Hugs :bouquet:

To all who I left out , yes.. I'm old ..lol.. (((((((((( Hugs )))))))))

:bouquet::nothingtoadd::whoop:

Jo honey i have put the word out to our Star. No promises but i asked she make an appearance and say hi to her friends. Fingers crossed :)

Thanks Ally for the gifted vacation. Hell I have no idea where I would want to go lol lol lol. I'll have to think about it :)

Musicman

*It's CS straggling in to sit & drink some coffee and CS doesnt even drink coffee every morning... much less at this time of day!
But, triple the expresso for CS please.*

All is well and I hope all of you are well? Thanks for asking about me... Zimmy, Jo, Scoot, AllyJ, LP, and of course, my brother Musicman for everything.

I posted today in the "Calling all TN peeps" thread (TN thread) sharing a bit about my week & current mindset if anyones interested to know.
(needless to say, most of you knew it rained a bit in my hometown this past weekend!?)

It seems that lately Ive truly taken on the TRUE meaning of the saying
"When it rains, it Pours"... as most of you understand.

BUT!...
I hear Musicman and I are invited to Scoote and Jo's at the same time?

(Musicman ??...
Come on!...you know Jo can easily handle us 3 ! I'm there.

MM, don't you all remember that spatula Jo's got? ... I do!
It's the one Jo used guarding the yoga room door while you & Starfire were inside!?
Dang, and I bet that spatula thing is somewhere in this kitchen too !?
*looking in drawers, found it, taking it * lol
(geez, that thing is too dangerous even for the kitchen!)

I also hear KatAllyJ is offering a free get away vacation for Musicman?

I also hear Musicman is getting a "wife for a day" or longer offer?

OMG! MM?... Might you pass along some of your current luck and not forget to offer your "women" that "You have a single "friend" named CS" ! Can you share the love brother?
(dood, you forgot to mention ALL this on the phone!)

Okay thats it,... sign me up for availability of being a "butch for the day" for service in exchange for the "wife for the day" to interested femmes.
(Actually, Im in need for a "wife for life" myself so warning!!...
I may not ever leave)

LP, wow, what awesome decor lighting and new sign for Jo's new Place!
I think its perfect!
Im glad to see you walking around really well too!

Jo, I hope you finally found the hottub? It is enclosed off the outdoor eating porch and patio area that I just finished building. I put the hottub to the side of the building stepping down off of the back eating patio. It's enclosed by an 8 ft privacy fence. Huge 10 seat hottub.


Scootebaby? whats this about "sumbitch small inch snake"?
Scoote? Ive got a secret,
...mines longer than 2.5 inches. (lol Damn did I say that?)
Oops sorry, I remembered Length is not important.
So, No worry, No issue, calm down! lol

*me thinking....KatAllyJ, gifting a FREE vacation to anywhere for Musicman, just wow...and "MM as a "butch for the day" exchange program?*

(((MM))), these are offers you CANT refuse buddy !!!

Note: Im ready for my old bed back home ! Fusia/Pink is too girly for me.

CS my brother you do make me laugh. I missed you brother. I'm sure Scoote missed you as well lol lol. i somehow knew you would catch the sumbitch snake and run with it. you're right buddy length doesn't matter lol lol lol.

I'll try and call you CS tonight and see how you are ;)

Thanks again for the laugh my friend.

Musicman

Good evening hunies and homies

Dinner is on...

Wasn't sure who would be showing up or what anyone's schedule was, so I made a big pan of lasagna, garlic bread and a nice salad. I know my sweetie will probably be looking for something chocolate tonight...so I got out the ice cream maker and made up a batch of chocolate ice cream, and another of strawberry for those that prefer that. There's some leftover chocolate chip cookies too...just in case anyone wants those with the ice cream. :eating:

I'll put a fresh pot of coffee on too.... :bringcoffee:

CS...good to see you back safe and sound...sounds like you've had a heck of a week. Leave it to you to remember the "spatula incident" :cracked:

Kat, my sweet friend, sounds like we need to find some nice femmes for our butch friends....Musicman may be looking to :tango: but sounds like CS has other ideas in mind :married: :giggle: Glad to hear you're recovering... ouch on the shots, but therapy in the pool sounds pretty good! :)

Well...Ahem...Cough... FYI ... I'm old but not dead ..Lmao ..and IAM SINGLE .. and I live in a place most come for vacations ..Can ya stand it.. Ahem..Cough..Sigh ..:angel: sort of .. chuckles

Music....CS.....our sweet friend Kat has a very good point here...:cheesy: :waitinggirl:

not to mention shes a cutie,loves to cook,if i remember correctly is a bit of an ummm explorer..has a pool,lives in a gay community...sheesh why r u still single ALLY??????? lol

I think that can be arranged soon :hangloose::groupphoto:

Good question Scoote ..

I took a sabbatical .. for a year and an a half ..

Hi Becca welcome to the kitchen :) Scoote I guess you have a problem, length does matter rotfl.

Jo, the dinner sounds delicious hon mmmm. I'm calling it a night, 3:30 comes fast enough. Breakfast will be ready as per usual.

Night family

Musicman