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adorable 06-18-2010 01:01 PM
WARNING!! This is not for minors!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!!

Bulbs get turned on in a variety of ways...
maybe someday everyone can respect that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=YhLi...eature=related

TenderKnight 06-18-2010 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 133286)
Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

BullDog 06-18-2010 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133282)
Are you claiming that the world and the internet are not the same thing? Because that is how I am reading what you wrote. That is disturbing to me. The internet IS the world to some of us bulbousdogus. And I don't appreciate you minimizing MY community with outlandish west coast bulbisms. Again, it seems very "west coast centric" to me.
Look Adorable, if you went on enough self-emposed, 30 second exiles from cyberspace the way I do you'd know the difference between the real world and Internet!

The real world is completely different. No one talks like this out in the real world and lightbulbs don't "identify" as lightbulbs, they are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs are transparent (or brightly colored/etc) not "transparent" ("or brightly colored/etc") just to make themselves into the spotlight. The bulbs just live their real lives shining brightly instead of all of this online bs, divisive crap.

It also rains a lot more out here (*owning* my PNW centrism).

/derail ----> back to Bulbs

adorable 06-18-2010 01:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BullDog (Post 133303)
Look Adorable, if you went on enough self-emposed, 30 second exiles from cyberspace the way I do you'd know the difference between the real world and Internet!

The real world is completely different. No one talks like this out in the real world and lightbulbs don't "identify" as lightbulbs, they are lightbulbs. Lightbulbs are transparent (or brightly colored/etc) not "transparent" ("or brightly colored/etc") just to make themselves into the spotlight. The bulbs just live their real lives shining brightly instead of all of this online bs, divisive crap.

It also rains a lot more out here (*owning* my PNW centrism).

/derail ----> back to Bulbs
WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:08 PM
Cool Light Bulb Images
 
This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp

Diva 06-18-2010 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TenderKnight (Post 133302)
Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....

Curley 06-18-2010 01:09 PM
We need to be inclusive....but where do we draw the line? I mean really look how are we to accommodate these
http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...ures--1448.asp

Medusa 06-18-2010 01:10 PM
This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress...008/10/sun.jpg

TenderKnight 06-18-2010 01:10 PM
ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..

TenderKnight 06-18-2010 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133308)
Clearly, You were using low~wattage bulbs. For the best results and optimum visualization to the darkest corners, maximum wattage is best.

Though candle~light IS nice, too. And it IS difficult to drizzle hot bulb drippings on exposed skin.....I've heard tell.....
Hot crumbled glass? lol.. It doesn't matter to me.. Low, High, a bulb is a bulb.

-Tony, candle lover.

Diva 06-18-2010 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twinkle toes (Post 133275)
Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs

Drive~by bulbing.



ravfem 06-18-2010 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 133307)
This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp
hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

Curley 06-18-2010 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 133307)
This is pretty cool. Scroll and check all the pics out:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Light-Bu...----2363-0.asp
I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

JustJo 06-18-2010 01:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133296)
Look here Ms Bulbblubby,

i hope you are at least bright enough to see that you are shining a big ole spotlight on your filamentphobia. Light up much??

The entire world knows that it was YOU who tried to poke your VERY bulbous bulb in MY socket even though i TRIED to enlighten your tired ass bulb even way back then that i prefer to be around BRIGHT bulbs, not DIM ones but nooooooooooooooo you just had to keep on lighting up about the whole mess. So, since YOU brought it up again, FINE. Bring it bulb! i ain't scared of your dimness.

ETA (even though i didn't *really* come back to edit it, because i am adding it as i write): i do not have anything against dim bulbs, just fyi. The world needs dim bulbs to help us special lil bulbs appreciate ourselves even more than we do. And i understand that i cannot speak from their me place cause it's not my me place it's their me place. i am not trying to pretend to know what it must feel like to be just a bulb.

i am DONE. i can see i am not appreciated by you bulbs with your click on click offish ways. Fine. i wont bother coming back here again.

Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

JustJo 06-18-2010 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 133317)
Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!
rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends? :rrose:

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

http://www.amalah.com/amalah/images/...htbulb_cat.jpg

ravfem 06-18-2010 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TenderKnightmyass (Post 133312)
ravfem,

Please desist of leaving threatening and vulger messages in my rep box. Very unbulby like of you..

Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:19 PM
Dear Santa,

I'd like these in each of my rooms for Christmas.

Love, Little Scorpi

http://i44.tinypic.com/33vgnwo.jpg

JustJo 06-18-2010 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133315)
Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.
Can I help it that I'm all warm and glowy? :gimmehug:

ravfem 06-18-2010 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 133320)
rav....I miss you already...can't we just be friends? :rrose:

Oh...and you might want to check your overhead lights...just sayin'

http://www.amalah.com/amalah/images/...htbulb_cat.jpg
i love you Jo. It's always only been you that lights up my days and fills my nights with dimness.

To everyone: Please remember this is all about me, not JustJo.

um....is it just me, or does that cat bear a resemblance to Scoote?

adorable 06-18-2010 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133315)
hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 133317)
Fine! I'm out!! Goodbye!!!!!! I hope you enjoy your continued delusion of being the only special bulb in a field of dim bulbs. Click off, I say...click OFF!

Now, now bulbiegrrls simmer down....play nice and keep the ugliness hidden from my sensibilties. I prefer arguments to happen in kiddie pools filled with jello. Seriously. bulbwrestling is hoootttt!

Was that patronizing enough? Because I can come over and pat your heads....

REPORTED!

Diva 06-18-2010 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 133311)
This is all very hateful and petty.

Oh simpletons! It matters not who likes lightbulbs and what kinds versus who like candles. The only thing that matters is that *I* have the only REAL and TRUE light source in the universe.

http://dandelionmama.files.wordpress...008/10/sun.jpg


Well aren't we just a weeeee bit superior, Miss Top BulbaLicious?


There's a better line in there than that piece o' crap I just dished out.....:brightbulb:

BullDog 06-18-2010 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133306)
WAY to make it all about YOU again bullbulb!! And 30 second breaks smacks of west coast priviledge to me! On the east coast, us bulbs actually have to keep office lights on 24/7 to let all you (not you except you specifically and the collective me) west coast bulbs laze in the freaking sun all damn day!
Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

TenderKnight 06-18-2010 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravingmadfem (Post 133321)
Dear TenderLight,

i will be reporting your post. i was being very low light in my vulgarity towards you and you have now insisted on bringing it out into the natural light. Obviously you are a candle lover because you know no bulb would want to light your way.
Listen, I know that there was that one time I *almost* put you into the water.. and the other time i dropped you and you almost shattered.. and that other time i.. well I know that we have a past, but don't think that you have the right to hoard your light over me. I find it hard to connect with some bulbs.. sometimes my socket is just too big for them.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not worthy of love, just like the next guy.

But, thanks for reminding me why I like candles so much, you 12 volter.

-Tony, PROUD candle lover.

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:30 PM
Hell yeah, I am the light of the world!
:nyahnyah:


http://www.christianmyspace.com/imag...-the-world.jpg



Quote:
Originally Posted by twinkle toes (Post 133316)
I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

adorable 06-18-2010 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BullDog (Post 133328)
Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

I was trying not to be bulbogynistic and Bullby seems that way. I am sorry that I generalized the entire west coast. Really, please accept my apologies. I forget that PNW is really more like SanFranlaska...

In other news: A new song is out by the pussybulb dolls....

Dontcha wish your grrlbulb was hot like me?? Dontcha?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m...tor_333/z9.jpg

Dontcha?

Scorp 06-18-2010 01:47 PM
Dear ravfem,

Cuteness can not be helped. It's just a natural reaction. I can suggest some help for you. Group Therapy will be taking place in an hour so, located down the hall and around the corner. The name of the group session is "Watts The Matter With Me".

It sounds as if you have been experiencing these issues and the light bulbs are beginning to wear you down.

I wish you well and hope you are able to correct such issues.

Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

"Warm" Regards,

-Scorp- (the one with the cute light bulb postings)


Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133315)
hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

MsDemeanor 06-18-2010 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Random (Post 133260)
Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...
Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

Curley 06-18-2010 02:18 PM
now see what you all did?
I want some of these now

http://www.gravidmatter.com/
[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Holiday-Light-Flashing-Earrings/dp/B002YJTA4M"]Amazon.com: Christmas Holiday Light up Light Bulb Flashing Earrings: Kitchen & Dining[/ame]
http://www.gadgetsharp.com/20100316/...roduct-design/
http://www.staceyhoughdesigns.com/lightbulbearrings

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 02:29 PM
Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

MsDemeanor 06-18-2010 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133372)
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

Selenay 06-18-2010 03:07 PM
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133388)
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.
I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?:|

*Magic_and_Silk* 06-18-2010 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

Daywalker 06-18-2010 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 132858)
Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads. :canadian:

Da :floatbee: loves it! ;)
I have 8 pages to read now, but I had to stop at post #4.

:|

This cracked me the fuck up.

:rofl:

At the same time, it's a little skeery how much folks
know about me from the Facebook alone.
:huhlaugh:


:daywalker:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.
crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

adorable 06-18-2010 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133388)
I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.
REPORTED!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


Bi colored strands cannot be TRUSTED!!!!!! I knew someone that dated a bi-colored strand of bulbs once and nothing went wrong, but I add a horrified face when I tell the story for dramatic effect.

By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133396)
I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?:|
REPORTED! <--This is the national planet color (not COLOUR) and everyone should use it when they come to this planet!

Quote:
Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk* (Post 133397)
OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

I just really wanted to practice my multiquoting ability. Clearly I am far superior at it then less multi-purpose bulbs.

Bit 06-18-2010 03:23 PM
*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

Bit 06-18-2010 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.
This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133409)
*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!
nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

adorable 06-18-2010 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133413)
This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:
I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh... :(


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