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TheMerryFairy 04-27-2013 04:44 PM

I would smile, wraps my arms around you and then lead you to the fire where we could enjoy the rest of the weekend together - simply admiring what is around while in each others company, drinking wine, dancing and feeling comfort.

Bèsame* 04-27-2013 06:08 PM

Knock knock
 


Why hello...so nice of you to stop by and spend some time with me...I have Chinese food we could share. A comfy couch, and candles ready...I bet we loose electricity tonight. Mmmmm scarey stories? Hide and seek?

chai~ 05-14-2013 04:44 PM

today, I would say, "I need to go vote but can we meet later for coffee and a chat?"

deathbypoem 02-26-2014 01:08 PM

I would share my awesome Turkey Chili with you! :hangloose:

Candelion 12-13-2014 05:46 PM

If you knocked on my door today...
 
You would be just in time to sample my shortbread made in my thistle mould. Your choice of coffee, tea or hot chocolate. I then might recruit you to help me wrap and package the shortbread ready to be delivered to my friends.


ProfPacker 12-13-2014 05:51 PM

you would see me getting ready to watch a movie.

homoe 12-13-2014 05:59 PM

I would invite you in, kill you with kindness, and feed you:linecook:

MsTinkerbelly 12-13-2014 09:01 PM

You would be invited inside to help us finish the Christmas tree and have a cup of hot chocolate.

JDeere 12-13-2014 09:16 PM

You would be invited in and have some alcoholic beverages and watch horror movies.

MysticOceansFL 12-13-2014 10:46 PM

You would be invited in for good company and food and we could play board games or watch moves on cable or DVDs that I have it would be your choice.

cinnamongrrl 12-18-2014 08:03 PM

ummm please don't! I haven't cleaned for days..... :blush:

Blade 12-28-2014 12:44 PM

You'd find me and Skippy piled up in the coma chair watching the Cowboys vs Redskins. Me in my sweats and aFreshly bathed Skippy in his let it snow shirt and his diaper.

TruTexan 12-28-2014 12:59 PM

If you knocked on my door today..........
 
I'd tell you to hurry and get your ass in here and shut the damn door. IT"S COLD OUTSIDE. LOL

ps. you'd find me in my sweats and t-shirt, cat curled up on couch above my head, and watching the Cowboys Vs Redskins game and smiling at the end of the 1st quarter into the 2nd. :)

Bèsame* 04-28-2015 08:19 AM

knock knock

Hi there! Can you help me bring some boxes downs the stairs...


Pleeease 😉

Daniela 04-28-2015 10:04 AM

I'd invite you in and promptly give you a wedgie. :cheesy:

MysticOceansFL 04-28-2015 10:24 AM

I'd invite you in for warm cozy atmosphere and food to eat and to play board games or to watch something good on tv, being it's raining outside.

Queenie 04-28-2015 11:27 AM

I would be rather pleased if you shown up at my door. As I have wanted to meet you for years. I would invite you in and make you an amazing cup of British black tea. I would also offer you dinner as it is dinner time now.

Chicklette 04-28-2015 11:52 AM

I'd respond with "hello there..." It would be late, the door would be slightly ajar and my form would be leaning against the frame. You'd look at me with a devilish grin, no words spoken. One hand lifting a bag obviously showing you brought take out. Hearing a gruff voice responding "Right back at ya" the door would swing open, welcoming you within. Hours later, cartons of take out empty. We'd be on the sofa fast asleep, having enjoyed an all night conversation fest.

The almighty question being, whose making the coffee in the morning.

Kenna 04-28-2015 12:27 PM

"You're just in time"
I'd hand you a full cooler and the leash to one of the pups...
"Hope you brought your sunscreen. We're headed to the beach!"

A. Spectre 04-28-2015 12:45 PM

If you knocked on my door today...
 
My look of shock would quickly turn to a grin. As I grabbed my coat I would try to kick the skeletons back into the closet. Taking your arm and hustling you down the steps I would glance back over my shoulder hoping you don't hear the fingernails scratching on the inside of my front door. Coughing, "Now, I know this great little place just around the corner..."

Hominid 04-28-2015 03:59 PM

I'd usher you in, give you a hug, pick you up by your waist and set you on the kitchen counter while I make big mugs of tea and sammiches.

MsTinkerbelly 04-28-2015 04:44 PM

If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.:tea:

Chad 04-28-2015 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 986227)
If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.:tea:

Lemon cake and good conversation? We will be right over
:)

Daniela 04-28-2015 06:55 PM

I'd be embarrassed because, like a bad poster, I didn't read the first page of this thread. So I accidentally gave Besame a wedgie (sorry Besame!!!!!). I thought I was opening the door to someone else. :blush:

So I'd let you put a dunce cap on my head and stick me in the corner of my house for a few minutes. After that you could raid my fridge and try on my clothes (only if you wanted to). :D

Chad 04-28-2015 07:07 PM

knocking
 
I did not read the first post containing instructions either but I still want lemon cake and good conversations.

JDeere 04-28-2015 07:13 PM

If you knocked on my door, you would be greeted by two terrorists, I mean terriers and some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or brownies!

CherryWine 04-29-2015 01:58 PM

I would invite you to join me for happy hour at a restaurant on the reservoir. Then I'd buy us both a cold drink and get to know you while we sat on the patio listening to music and watching the colorful sails on the water.

Gaige 04-29-2015 02:20 PM

if you knocked on my door today...
 
my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.

CherryWine 04-29-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 986371)
my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.

Gee, thanks. Lol

clay 04-29-2015 03:22 PM

If Daniela knocked on our door, we would greet her, invite her in, and be certain to serve FRESH creamer for her coffee! Chuckling.....

MysticOceansFL 04-29-2015 04:11 PM

Depends who knocks on my door, I only let a select few in.

MsTinkerbelly 04-29-2015 04:53 PM

If Clay and his lady knocked at my door...

I'd be so happy to meet clay i'd probably hug and hug him sooooooo hard i would have to stop so he could breathe! Lol

Then i would spoil them, and cook for them, and then we'd talk all night!

Blade 05-16-2015 04:33 PM

you would find me curled up in bed with a box of tissues, sneezing, sniffling and napping. Between all that I'm flipping channels between everything NASCAR, and NCAA softball and NCAA baseball.

homoe 05-16-2015 04:38 PM

Well IF it were a femme knocking, I'd invite her in, offer her a cold drink and engage in interesting conversation hopefully!

Tierney 05-16-2015 04:52 PM

I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.

cookie-face 05-16-2015 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tierney (Post 989998)
I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.

Can I have soft-serve?!

Tierney 05-16-2015 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cookie-face (Post 990003)
Can I have soft-serve?!


Soft serve is the :koolaid:. True dat.

Bèsame* 05-16-2015 06:12 PM

come on round back...help with the fire in the fire pit. Let's sit and talk the night away...

cinnamongrrl 05-30-2015 12:43 PM

It's a bit chaotic right now...but I'm getting stuff done. And my mama always says.. it gets worse before it gets better...

I did make lunch though...so I'd happily feed you!

homoe 05-30-2015 03:33 PM

I'm fixing to declutter cupboards in the kitchen so if you knock I'm gonna prolly hollar "come in" and once you get in, gonna put you to work helping...LOL


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