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I didn't bother to point out that she's Scoote...and I'm just gonna' make her carry me. :cheesy: |
I've missed this thread...
Rooster is laying on the couch, face down, watching TV...and Scoote and I are on the other end of the couch. Suddenly, we hear a quiet :fart: from the boy's direction. Silence. Scoote: I don't know boy...I wouldn't even waste time with those little ones. That's just a waste of air. :| |
Bumping for one but also.......
i think we need to keep this thread alive!!
so this wasnt at my house,but at work,which is sometimes like a second home--without all the nice amenities...anyway im sitting in my office doing the dreaded admin side of my job,and my driver walks in,plops her lazy ass in chair beside me and starts texting(which i dont mind if it isnt a constant thing and they have their work done...well instead of saying anything this happened Me: (casually shifting in my chair) Her: (sniffing) did you :passinggas: ? Me:does it smell like it? Her: yes Me: :| well then Her: you coulda warned me Me: it is MY office yanno Her: yeah but still Me: well i figured since i was paying you,id give you something to do |
In IM
Snack: I'm gonna go take a shower, be back later (bella jumps across computer and types) skd a jd Me: sorry, that was bella, talk to you later. (then a couple of minutes later) Snack: skAJDKFJASKL (seen this before and knows what it is) me: Oh hey Odie, how are you doing today. Our animals love messenger it seems. |
lol Belle....we have a kitten-male mr attitude tough guy who loves to walk on lil notebook-acting like he is reading or looking at whats on my screen...if he doesnt like it he will step on my keys like he is typing
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I've had a very rough day, and Scoote is sitting next to me as I order hoses and accessories for the central vacuum system online.
A few minutes later... Jo: Dang, I can't find my credit card...oh, there it is. Types numbers into the computer. Scoote: Honey, didn't you just buy a bunch of stuff a minute ago? Jo: Yes, that was the vacuum stuff. Scoote: What are you ordering now? Jo: This is the Great White pool cleaner thingie. Finishes typing, clicks send, puts away credit card. Scoote: Do you feel better now honey? Jo: Uh huh. :) |
While out shopping tonight....
Blade: I have to get home and feed the critters. I think I forgot to feed last night?
Sweet: Poor Trippie!! *funny sad face* Blade: Poor Trippie??? Sweet: Yeah, poor Trippie....he has a widdle belly, he can't go without eating for long. Blade: *laughs* widdle belly? Sweet: Yeah...he eats a widdle and then shits a widdle...then eats a widdle more. Blade: :superfunny: Sweet: poor Trippie...he eats a widdle shits a widdle! |
While having a conversation about Skippy licking my feet and then Tashi's ears....Sweet says don't let him lick her ears he's probably got athletes tongue from licking your feet....he's gonna give her athlete ears :blink:
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Blade: what's wrong with that? Sweet: your feet are gonna smell like dog slobber!! eewwwww!! Blade: *laughs hard* you don't kiss my feet so what does it matter? Sweet: I don't kiss your ass either, but still!! eewww Skippy: *slurp slobber slurpppp slurp!* YES!!! Skippy is gonna get athletes tongue if he keeps that up!! YUCK!!! |
I have an admitted fascination for watching Miss Pinky getting ready to go out anywhere and spend a lot of time hanging out on the bed talking to her as she does all those magical girl things that she does...one of them being applying makeup....
Shad: "What's that your putting on now Pinky??" Pinky: "It's foundation" Shad: "That's the liquid stuff that's a base for other stuff, right? What color is it?" Pinky: " Yes. This is color is called 'Naked'." Shad: "If it's called Naked,then why are you bothering to put it ON?? Is it like the Empress' new makeup???" :seeingstars: |
Miss Pink commenting on an inane Dulcolax commercial while lying against my legs on the couch....
Miss Pink: "Why would anyone want to use a stool softener while on a plane??" Me: " I don't really know." Miss Pink: " I can't even PEE on a plane!!" Me: " I've tried, but I can't lift my leg much higher than the landing gear!" We both collapsed in gales of helpless laughter. |
Apparently This Happened Weeee Hours of The A.M.
This was just brought to my attention when on the phone with Ladi earlier:
(Phone rings) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!!! Me: "Hello"? Ladi: "Hi honey, how are you doing this morning"? Me: "Good, I just had some coffee, so I'm more alive and thank you for your little note" :eyebat: Ladi: "I guess you don't remember making funny sounds in your sleep" ? Me: "Ummm, no, why? What was I doing"?? "Was I snoring"??? Ladi: "Well, I remember hearing you making some sort of strange sounds so I started to rub your back gently". "And no, you were'nt snoring, it was more like a breathing heh, heh, heh sound." Me: "Really"??? I have no recollection of that at all!". "How weird, you sure it wasn't one of the cats"??? Ladi: "No, it wasn't one of the cats hon, it was you and then it happened again, so I reached my hand out again to rub your back and thought your back was still facing me, until you slapped my hand real hard". "I guess you don't remember doing that either". Me: "OMFG, now that you said that about the hand thing, I remember feeling a hand near my face and slapped it down hard!". "Shit, now I remember"! LOLOL "Did it hurt"??? Ladi: (Laughing) "A little bit, but more than anything it scared me, because it startled me". Maybe you thought it was a bug or something and you started swatting away". Me: "No, I remember in my sleep feeling a hand on my face in the dark, so I reacted". "But it could have been worse, I could have bitten it off or something". BOTH OF US: (Laughing on the phone) Me: "So whattya want for dinner tonight"? |
I have to translate rap music for my baby.
the guy says "I aint never scared" she says "Well damn get some glasses...I aint never seen, I aint never seen." I say...."He's saying I aint never scared." she says"Well damn didn't his momma teach him how to enunciate" |
Not exactly around this house but threw a text message this morning concerning this house.
Me: Do you need anything from town? Do I need to pick up anything on my way home from work? Sweet: No I don't need anything but when you get home we need to make a grocery list... Me: :| |
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And your punch line is? just for that, I'll let you clean out the fridge all by your lonesome :goodluck: |
If we were in the same house I would have heard it, with a slight alteration I'm sure instead it too is a text:
"I guess I'll just play Frontierville and masturbate. Not necessarily in that order nor in relation to one another." tee hee |
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Shit heard 'round this office:
While in the lunchroom the other day, sitting at a table opposite from two female co-workers....
I'm in a quiet daze of workload burnout, I over-hear something said in a very serious, firm tone... "I could do Shirley, but not Laverne." (me: :| :| :| ...snap out of my daze, listen closely...) "I can groom Shirley and get her to sit still to trim her nails, but Laverne is just too big for me, her fur's too thick and she bit me the last time." (me: :blink: :giggle: ) :dog: :dog: |
Overheard ~
This is a place to put your Overheard @ The (fill in the blank). Example: Overheard @ The Daywalkers yesterday ~ :bbq: Quote:
:tinfoil: :huhlaugh: Have fun n remember ~ try not to run too fast with scissors. :skateboard: :daywalker: |
Overheard @ The Daywalkers: Mrs. Day "I love U for your Tuna" :stillheart: Me: " :| Oh, really" :weedsmoke: Mrs. Day "...tuna FISH Daywalker" Me: ":| *grin* yeah, that's a whole lot different" :farmer: Mrs. Day: "...tuna fish SALAD Daywalker" Me: "...this pleases the Gay MaN in mah head" :awww: :seesaw: :daywalker: |
Dirty!!!!!!!!!
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Why, thank you. :grindevil: :daywalker: |
Someone's in direct competition with bete's thread.
Ooooooooooh. :blink: |
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Why am I more Dayzed and Cornfused than I was an hour ago at last Toke time? :| What Did we do with My Thread? :fastdraq: :daywalker: |
Will Potty's thread be merged with this one too??
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Wait ~ Did we just Merge mah thread with this one? :confused: Cuz it's not just 'around the house' stuff. It meant 'Overheard ~ at yer Dentist Office or whatever. Hence my Title Differention from this one. Put it back please n thank you? :bigcry: :daywalker: |
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Not a :\ moment
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A girl needs to know where to post damn it! |
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Here I go ~ :police: Ok, so this one is Shit Heard Around this House. :gossip: Mine is Overheard ~ @ (fill in the blank) Could be from the news :scarytv: Could be from the subway ...dentist office ...grocery aisle #18-feminine products :shocking: ...outside Juney n Kat's garden (the squirrels, they talk ya know) etc...etc...etc. :weedsmoke: Lemme know when to take the Podium of Convince-I-fication Round 2 ((cue Jerry Ding)) :daywalker: |
if we are condensing threads,do we really need to know
what the f people are eating all damn day? "what did you have for breakfast?" "what are you having for lunch?" "what's for dinner?" "what's for suppah?" :| seriously |
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June, I think Potty's was also called overheard something or other. I vote we merge 'em all and call it 'what was said' or 'ooooooh, you hearin' this?' or 'overheard 'n chit'. :blink: Quote:
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Mostly at breakfast. Then I see breakfast post's happen at suppah time and it confuses me.:| I may start a "breakfast, it's what's for dinner " thread I'm not dissing anyone.Just giving an example. I want the Day to have his thread. |
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I want every thread to have its Day. :blink: Maybe we could start a 'what kind of Day is today?' thread and post pics of the different faces of Day. It could happen....:thinking:... |
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Fine. I will do just that. :gimmehug: Damn Poodles :cheesy: :daywalker: |
Me: How do you like dinner?
Ebon: It's good but I don't know who made it. Me: What? I made it, you fool. Ebon: Well, it's so good it tastes like I made it. :blink: Me: *mutters* Asshatted backhanded compliments.. |
This could go here AND in What Cracked You Up Today thread....
on Wednesday when Blade's Dad met me at work....
Dad: I really like those garden bins you gave me for my tomatoes.... I've got three done and put by the house, I want to put 6 there and I need 2 more for my shed....I need to get more potting soil; where did you get that stuff you gave me? Me: At that little farmer's market, on their front porch. Dad: *thoughtful look on face* Their porch? Me: yeah, right next to their front door. Dad: *very thoughtful look....you could just see the 'hamster turning its wheel'*... how much did you pay for it? Me: Eight Dollars Dad: :shocking: Eight Dollars??!!! Why did Blade tell me it was Seven? Me: Cause it's 7.99 *goofy grin* Dad: *very silly grin, amused laugh!* He's just like me!! 7.99!! We both CRACKED up!!! If you only knew how much they were alike!! Me: one more penny makes it 8. Dad: Yep, he's just like me. :cheesy: Why is Kmart selling it for Ten Bucks? Me: I don't know, is it the same thing? Dad: Yes, I think so....why would Kmart sell it for 10$ and the market sell it for 7.99? Me: I don't know.... maybe it isn't the same thing.... I go to the market all the time, want me to pick you up some? Dad: naww, I'll get it. I just can't figure why Kmart sells it for more. Me: You big goof. *hugs him good bye* ***I adore that old man, he's a good soul!.... and makes me laugh every time we are together.*** |
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