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Diva 11-16-2009 12:33 AM

I knew You did.

I can see China from my front porch. :twitch:




SuperFemme 11-16-2009 12:36 AM

Diva is going rogue. :missing:

Diva 11-16-2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 6173)
Diva is going rogue. :missing:


That's a lie!! ;)




atomiczombie 11-16-2009 12:40 AM

I hate this site and all the people on it. I miss none of them and I do not hope to see them again. I do not want to meet the ones I haven't met in person yet.

Diva 11-16-2009 12:45 AM


I hate You.
I hate chocolate.
I hate Paula Deen, too!:chef:




SuperFemme 11-16-2009 12:49 AM

I hate cheese and unicorn cock. :fart:

Gemme 11-16-2009 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 6181)
I hate cheese and unicorn cock. :fart:

I am not curious AT ALL as to whether this is cheese + unicorn cock as in two separate things or whether the unicorn cock was coated with cheese. My next thought, if it were the latter, would definitely NOT be wondering if it were Velveeta cheese. :eyebrow:

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 06:44 AM

Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

Semantics 11-16-2009 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 6316)
Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

Femmie you make me frown.



My favorite part about Mondays is waking up at 5:30.

PoeticWitch 11-16-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 6316)
Yay! I am so happy it's Monday!
I love Mondays so much, I wish everyday were Monday.
:freak:

I dont second the above notion

(okies I just confused myself I think I did this right) :confused:

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber.ducky (Post 6326)
I dont second the above notion

(okies I just confused myself I think I did this right) :confused:

You didn't do it right. Wait, now I think I'm not confused. :confused:

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semantics (Post 6324)
Femmie you make me frown.



My favorite part about Mondays is waking up at 5:30.

And you never make me laugh. So I guess we're not even.

Semantics 11-16-2009 07:46 AM

I didn't just eat a spoonful of frosting right out of the can for breakfast.


Nope. Not me.

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 07:50 AM

:alarm: <-- I so don't feel like this right now.
I am wide awake, perky and raring to go!
:dance2: <- am most certainly doing this around the office this morning.

PoeticWitch 11-16-2009 07:53 AM

doesn't feel like :bomb:

Jess 11-16-2009 09:11 AM

I never read this thread and lmao...
and never ever would I do this > :dance2: < ever

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 09:20 AM

This thread never amuses me either.

And I have never, ever done this :fart:.

Ever.

Leigh 11-16-2009 09:25 AM

I am not listening to Rascal Flatts
I do not like music
I love the cold, its awesome
I am not tired nor do I want to go back to bed
My back is not sore, and neither are My feet
I hate My new haircut, and I especially hate that its dyed black

christie 11-16-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SyrJess (Post 6381)
I never read this thread and lmao...
and never ever would I do this > :dance2: < ever

I never, ever sit and :twitch: when you do :dance2:

I am SO glad its not lazy Monday with no Momma in law around...

I hate our new den... just as I am sure you hate the new TV...

I was really devastated to see the last of the mauve carpet on the back of the truck to go live in the dump. I had to sit down and :bigcry:.

KayCee 11-16-2009 10:20 AM

I'm glad the weekend is gone,
and I hated the last night,
didn't feel anything,
especially when it was over!

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 10:28 AM

I hate weekends. I don't live for them.
I don't secretly wish I was independently wealthy so Mare can become a professional shopper.

Softly 11-16-2009 12:19 PM

I DO NOT have a headache.

:doh:

:(

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 12:39 PM

:twitch:
I did not just see my co-worker's ass crack again.
It's not like I see it on a daily basis or anything.
And it certainly doesn't remind me of a fault line.

MizzSabra 11-16-2009 12:58 PM

I can see Russia from my front porch.

HumV4me 11-16-2009 02:36 PM

I love love love (right)
 
Dirty pissy cat boxes give my home the most welcoming aroma.

The way I am looked at when I'm busting my bottom trying to clean the house really turns me on as I work alone.

Walking over the kitty litter sand in the laundry room makes me feel like I'm at the beach.

I comunicate so well... there is a bright long term future for me.:explode::explode::explode::dots:

This is not directed to anyone in particular.

I am so happy right now... can't you tell?

atomiczombie 11-16-2009 03:09 PM

I am not sprouting a :pile: of zits all over my face, and I would never feel self-conscious about that. I never :annoyed: about anything.

Gemme 11-16-2009 10:15 PM

It was soooo easy to get up and out of bed this morning. :alarm:

I don't care for this smiley at all. :Howtoimg:

I have never fallen asleep while :bath:.

:listening: is not one of my favorite things to do in this world.

NJFemmie 11-17-2009 05:52 AM

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.
I'm not drinking coffee because I don't need it.
I was not just mentally discombobulated in Diva's Scrabble Word thread.
I am so looking forward to going to work today.

Niteshift 11-17-2009 07:15 AM

I do not have a headache. Nor do I think my head will explode.
I love being 1400 miles away from home.
I simply adore all the people that I work with.
I do not want to curl up into the fetal position and turn all the light off
.

And most of all, I hate this thread.

NJFemmie 11-17-2009 08:33 AM

I love it when I have to drive many miles out of my way and turn a 15 minute ride into a 30 minute ride because the wonderful road construction guys can't fix a tiny bridge.
I do believe our tax dollars are hard at work.
I certainly don't think they're milking the system.

KayCee 11-17-2009 08:46 AM

I love standing in line waiting on people picking coins out of their pockets..

I hate sunshine and wish it would be winter all year...

I slept like a baby last night and I didn't have a nightmare....

I don't like coffee at all and especially no cigarettes because I don't need it..

I didn't feel like a truck hit me this morning..I felt great...

I don't cry at all..never!..I really don't..

Arwen 11-17-2009 04:49 PM

I'm not buying nuts for the ugly squirrel who keeps patrolling my sidewalk.

I'm never coming back to this thread either.

PoeticWitch 11-17-2009 06:07 PM

I so love the goverment! they are perfect in everyway. I dont feel bile rise in my throat when I typed that... I just love my roommates right now... I dont think they should beaten about the head with a wiffle ball bat.... :canadian: <<<<< I do have a point for this.. it wasn't pointless...

WILDCAT 11-17-2009 07:02 PM

Linda Blair and the priest were both right here earlier when I read about June's split pea soup! I swear...

I am so caught up on my sweet little lies here!

I am so happy that I have referred proudly to myself as "rogue" for years and years, and now someone, who I'm quite fond of has a new book out with said word in her book title.

I so know what a rogue of many lifetimes is to now do about this?! (Oh, the horror.)

:thud:

Bye!

:bolt:

*Suggestions, not welcome...

SassyLeo 11-18-2009 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June (Post 6044)
Why. I'm not at all sick of Campbells Chunky Split Pea soup! I hope my kitchen never gets finished so I can continue having sumptuous meals from a can.

there are other varieties, you know :twitch:

NJFemmie 11-18-2009 12:15 PM

I really LOVE it when we get power surges at work. I mean, it's never a pain in the ass having to restart all the tape decks - especially when you're in the middle of a dub. I certainly have nothing better to do, so YAY! for me.

Gemme 11-18-2009 09:01 PM

It just tickles me pink when I have a very persistent craving for a very expensive food and nothing but flies in my pocketbook.

Jess 11-18-2009 09:16 PM

I do not covet the Pope's red Pradas...
I do not wish my other car was the popemobile
I do not suffer from papal envy


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