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You refuse to be the one in the only red shirt when going out with friends.
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You get your Coyote Ugly Groove on while Playing Star Wars... |
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but I will have all my toons leveled up and ready to rock and roll~ mebbe, cause I keep telling myself it is time yet again to just say no, stop already yet! |
I might be a geek.
If the release of this video game made you go EEEEEEEEE!!!!!
http://www.swtorstrategies.com/wp-co...-Star-Wars.jpg And, if you've ever considered donning the Leia "slave" outfit to keep a relationship alive! :darthsmiley: |
and many more....
If your dating application has a section on differential equations and/or quantum theory.
If you've ever dated someone only for their brain. If you've ever used Bazinga! to indicate you were joking. If Neil Degrasse Tyson and Stephen Hawking make your heart go pitter-pat. If you would literally give your left leg to get on Richard Branson's spaceship. If the word "exterminate" makes you think only of Daleks. If you never miss an episode of Nova. If you've seen the Chad Vader web series. If you regularly quote The IT Crowd even though no one else around you has ever seen it. If you feel vile repulsion for Jar Jar Binks. Oh, I could go on for days.... This thread is making me smile! |
oh, and since season 2 is almost out!
If you know that there must always be a Stark in Winterfell. :)
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You might be a geek if you routinely find yourself in photographs with storm troopers, boba fett, or other random star wars characters. (including 3 or 4 different Vader's)
You might be a geek if you leave a convention, only to start the countdown to the next one, and refer to the time in between as *Convention Depression* You might be a geek if you know who Codex is, and know all of the words to Do you wanna date my avatar? You also might be a geek if you have extensive knowledge as to why playing ACTUAL dungeons and dragons is so much more fun then dungeons and dragons online (yet you play both) p.s. i love this thread! |
saw this today and smiled...
One ring to rule them all!
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After you teach your child something new you call them young padawan. . . . . . hehe.
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If you are going to buy a kinect simply to get your sith on.
If for your birthday you really wanted a steampunk cake but settled for a new pocketwatch and a sonic screwdriver. |
...you know that Wednesday is new comic day.
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Or if you could have an hour long discussion about the merits of Marvel vs. DC...
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...have you ever seriously considered dressing up as lets say a Night Elf Druid, perhaps and playing your character in character. my favourite nerds ever! http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/26/n...ie-from-shame/ back in 2008 this was a written about my two fav nerds, by Justin Villasenor *before wi, before kinect, before total immersion was but a dream held by a few of us, that wanted to get moving while we game* "Apparently mice and keyboard controls just aren’t immersive enough for some people, as evidenced by the two guys in the above video. They show off the treadmills they’ve rigged up to control character movement in World of Warcraft, and for some reason they also decided it would be a good idea to cosplay as female Night Elves while doing so. Don’t ask me why. Elijah and Aaron start off in Shadowglen and race to nearby Darnassus. Elijah narrowly won with a time of four minutes and fifty seconds. The two of them look pretty damn tired afterwards; maybe they should have used a more rigorous training regimen. Once he’s able to breathe normally again, Aaron goes over how the treadmill controllers work: a mouse tracks a pad on a bicycle wheel that is spun by the treadmill. A scripting program then converts this movement into ‘W’ pulses, resulting in forward movement. He also mentions that while a WoW character has a running speed of 12 mph, they only needed to maintain a speed of 6 mph to get their Night Elves running. I guess a 1:1 pace was just too much for them to maintain. Do you think a movement scheme like this could be a good way for some gamers to shed extra pounds?" and most guys love to play female toons, at least over at Blizzard. My theory is because females are so much nicer to look at, especially kicking ass and taking names! And most guys are straight, if they are going to spend hours on end in front a computer screen, they would like to have something lovely to look at. |
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I might lose some geed cred for this ...
I might lose some geek cred for this, but I have actually never dressed up in character. And I've also never played WoW.
[ducking to avoid the flying collectors items being hurled at me] Maybe one reason I've never dressed up is because most of my favorite SciFi characters are male, and you can't really be a sexy Dr. Who.... LOL Although, I have thought of making a fabulous silver mod dress that looks like a Dalek. (must. learn. sewing!) I love all things space-related, though. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. I even went through the Space Academy summer programs a couple of times at NASA. Good times... Now, I need to have kids so I can go back with them! And I ♥ technology, except Apple. I hate Apple. [ducking again] Mainly because iTunes is the stupidest music software ever made (REALLY?? You can't drag and drop? WTF?!?!?!) Linux is beautiful because it harnesses the power of freedom; open sourcing is like technological democracy. I will admit that Siri kicks Iris's ass, though. Android will evolve to be better. It always does. So, I have no idea why I'm writing all this, except that this thread keeps me going through the whole workday. Oh, geeks, how I love thee! |
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I've also never cosplayed. Or played WOW. But, I have worked at comic books stores and own way, way, way, way too many comics.
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You might be a geek...
If you are on http://www.geeksaresexy.net/ almost as much as you are on here!
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Q: How did the English major student define microtome on its biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book. ooops that is a joke for nerds, sorry wrong thread :P (I'm a proud geeky nerd and not a nerdy geek.... or maybe it is the other way around, this is getting confusing, isn't it!) |
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You might be a geek if.... you've taken the Innergeek Test and bragged about your score.... (45.36489% and proud of it!) You might be a geek if.... you've bought a SQL or Javascript book for fun... You might be a geek if... you enjoy building databases... You might be a geek if... you're on the I/S Emergency cell phone's speed dial.... You might be a geek if.... you grok the above... |
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I thought my lack of programming languages and RPG's was going to hurt me there... whew! :nerd: |
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I have a dog named Newton (he's no Einstein) and had a cat named Quark. And my big dog's voice (yes, I speak for them in character voices, shuddup!) is Marvin the depressed robot from Hitchiker's Guide. There is no hope for normality at this point. |
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(Is it bad that when my gal teased me about being "out geeked" I responded that it had been awhile since I took the test and I'd picked up a few bad habits since then... :sunglass:) Oh!.... and to keep things going.... You might be a geek if.... you know the answer is 42.... |
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I loved that answer on the test! Ah, life, the universe, everything...42. I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe! Gotta go listen to my Douglas Adams audiobooks again. I like them better than reading because he narrates them himself! You also might be a geek if you know what this says: 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01110011 |
... and you might be a geek if....
you know that programming is like sex.... one mistake and you'll have to support it the rest of your life! |
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Rock Paper Scizzors Lizard Spock
They mentioned this once on Big Bang, now we have the Official Rules!
http://kbowenmysteries.com/wp-conten...2/03/geek7.jpg I'm confused though... Trek Geeks, why does paper disprove Spock? Also, what do you think the hand signal for lizard would be? |
BUMP!
I love this thread too much to let it die.
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I'm confused though... Trek Geeks, why does paper disprove Spock? Also, what do you think the hand signal for lizard would be?[/QUOTE] I believe the lizard is drawn from the perspective of looking at a lizard climbing away from you on a wall. The arm is outstretched but is more outstretched-looking in this drawing. Such a crazy cool idea...where did it come from? Thanks for sharingg :) |
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When disproving someone logically it is best to use paper..even if its just to organize thoughts... Make sense? It did to me. also I scored a %41.68 (Mega Geek and prouddd) <3 ALSO you asked about the symbol for lizard, and I found this image that would clear it up. [IMG]http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/...gela84/bbt.gif[/IMG] |
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guess who spends too much time google image searching?
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would you like some wine?
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You might be a geek if...
...you know the difference between a 'wet' and a 'dry' pen and/or ink.
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