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You're gonna do what with that and where?
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said at dinner to me the other night regarding the last breadstick..
" Pull it out so she (the waitress) can take it." |
"I hit my ball in really tall grass"
"there was a snake in my grass" (heard in conversation about golf) |
Hey you pulled that thing out too soon. Haha
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From a friend on Facebook:
"you better stop scooting back and forth or an accidents gonna happen" |
"I think my face hung up on you"
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Shall I lick it off or do you want to do it...?
Neighbour sarcastically referring to frost on the car..... |
"I'll do your finger work for you...again." ;)
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"I worry about people seeing nuts in my teeth at work"
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Did you lick the tip? :blink:
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"Oh bugger! I've just dropped my nuts on the floor!" :blink:
*My cousin who dropped his bag of Pistashios on the floor....* |
"I just picked up "the wood" in the wrong way..."
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"You played in my area!! Wait, that didn't come out right."
expressed by playing Words with Friends |
[FONT="Century Gothic"][/FOverheard at the VA Hospital Therapeutic Recreation Arts and Crafts Class: "You don't need a bracket, just mount it."ONT]
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*here just stick it in and wiggle it around a little bit*
(said while trying to use a empty paper towel role to open up a trash bag) |
"I'm coming regularly now!" :blink:
*A poor choice of words I over heard a new Home-help say about attending an elderly neighbour.* I couldn't help it....I laughed 'til tears ran down my cheeks. |
Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?” Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!” Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!” :blink: :| Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL! |
"My ass is so warm, you wouldn't believe this wood insert"
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"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"
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"We are standing in the back and breaking wind"
Said by me to a stranger on a cold windy night at a candelight vigil. She turned to me and said, "you might want to re-phrase that" |
I used to be a breast woman until I met your ass...
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"I need a bigger bead box, and I don't have one."
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"i don't like the sucking sensation thats going on around the ears"
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"Don't think about it. Just go down there and work your magic!"
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I've never had one that big in me before. ( referring to a splinter)
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"Just get your head down there and put it in!"
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"I just took the lead, you better be quivering Hollylane" :|
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"Why haven't I got anything to poke this thing with?"
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In reference to a kitchen cabinet door
Said to me...
I'd be holding and you'd be screwing |
Sometimes I feel like I'm fancy dancing for french fries...
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Stop sucking on me!! (said to nasty bug)
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" I don't think about that when I pop their little legs apart" :giggle:
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"Half of her was asleep, and I know which half it wasn't..."
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He has good penetration - NFL commentator
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"______ is rolling their meat log in honey!" :lol2:
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What was the name of that meat dish you had last Saturday?
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Maria and I pinned him to the wall until he did something about it
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Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ?
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"only two of them consistently lick me"
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