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That Awkward moment when you've realized you have Speech to Text on your phone, you're trying it out thinking your alone.. only to turn around and see someone giving you a weird look... lol oopsie!!
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an awkward moment is when u go to take a drink and u put the straw up ur nose instead
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That awkward moment when you emerge from a public bathroom and walk across a theater lobby to discover a long stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
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That awkward moment when you go to introduce your new butch to your roomates boyfriend, only to find they've already met...in the hall on their way out the morning before...lol!
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That awkward moment when you wave to someone you think you know and it turns out they were waving to someone behind you!
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That awkward moment when you are wearing one of you long skirts, and don't lift it up enough when going up a step (because you're distracted by the vision of a hot butch) and you almost land on someone...thank goodness hys attention was elsewhere!
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that awkward moment when that butch your having a conversation with reminds you of the first time you met and you have no clue because you haven't seen each other since..and are trying to recall meeting said butch then butch reminds you there is a wife and the memory floods back of the first meeting. oh my at my lack of memorable moments!
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thee awkward moment
When you are rereading a post someone thanked you for posting and you decide to post more on the subject and so you do post another huge paragraph only to discover there have been numerous posts involving a whole other topic and your post is totally OUT of context:vigil:
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That awkward moment when….
….You’ve been talking to the elderly relative of the deceased, believing them to be deaf because the Son treats the elderly relative as such; only the elderly relative says loudly: “I’m not deaf, I’m choosing to ignore my Gay Poofter of a Son!” I really wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole! |
That awkward moment when someone awkwardly uses the word awkward like 5 awkward times in one big awkward sentence..
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That awkward moment when you have already asked them to repeat themselves 3 times and you notice they are becoming irritated so you just pretend you finally got it...and when you are smiling and nodding, they look at you sternly as if to say "wtf are you smiling about!"
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That awkward moment when...you slip on a patch of ice, and all you can do is lay there and giggle at yourself. (until the guy in the creepy van drives by slowly and asks if your ok--then up and at em!)
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That awkward moment when.... The flight attendant had referred to me as "sir" about nineteen times and the passenger sitting next to me looks her right in the eye and says.... "why do you keep calling this woman "sir"?? :cigar2: |
You're staring at a display of roses at Fresh Mart and she starts talking about how she used to drive all the way across town to buy her ex roses because if she's going to spend money on flowers she's going to make sure they're quality. ... And you realize. She's never even bought you grocery store flowers.
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...when u realize u just txt'd 'I love u' to justjo ......turn bright red even tho u are alone & quickly txt "whoops wrong person"... lol
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When you're standing in Wal Mart with your 21 year old daughter..in the feminine hygiene section..thinking that your kid is still standing there and not off looking at sparkly things..and ask " Sis, do you plugs"? and a deep voice says "Umm no ma I don't" and a big ol bear of a man is standing there chuckling so loud it roars through the aisles...ummm yeah awkward. :blink:
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That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again...
They don't call me grace for nothing... |
When you scramble around frantic trying to find your keys , searching every place you can think of and you're just about ready to call work to tell them you're going to be late when you realize you're holding your keys in your hand.:seeingstars:
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... you go to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but you drop the jug and it splatters all over the floor... then another shopper calls out, as a joke, "Wet clean-up by the dairy case!" and you're so flustered you call out, "I did NOT pee my pants."
Oh God. Oh God. I did this just this morning. Durr. *facepalm* |
The awkward moment when you pretend to be taking on your phone to avoid social interaction, and then your phone actually rings.
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It's always an awkward moment when you are standing around in your superhero costume waiting for crime to happen..
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That awkward moment when you are running late and grab that blue t-shirt on the top of the clean clothes pile and throw it on and run out the door only to walk into the class and people are looking and smiling at you and you look and discover it is one of your son's t-shirts. "I am not saying what it had on it either :P" Giggles
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That awkward moment when you decided to use a wax strip for your lip and save yourself the time involved going to the salon. The strip on the right side went fine. But the one on the left was harder to rip off since I am right handed and now reaching across my face. Don't ask me how I managed to punch myself in my nose but I did. Yes, I have actually used the strips (successfully) before.
When I tell you that I am grace & beauty rolled into one convenient package, I am not kidding. Riley tells me that I need to live in a bubble-lol. :sparklyheart: |
that awkward moment when...
you are walking with someone,and you realize if you take one more step you wont be able to stop that fart from coming out. you are about to sneeze in public and realize you have to hold you ur "stuff "because you will spritz. you are with that special someone,you lean in for that much anticipated first kiss,and you burp you are having dinner,trying to be cool and charming,when u go to take a drink and poke yourself in the eye with the straw. :) |
dood, you ARE having a very awkward day...lmao...and bless your date...did you get a second one with her?...jus' asking''' lol
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At Work....
The elevator doors open and I get on (i'm all alone) (There are 8 floors in my building, and I'm on the 8th floor) which I jokingly call the penthouse. I'm going all the way down to "G" Ground Level...
The doors shut and and I realize someone who took the elevator prior to me must have farted. The elevator makes a stop on the 7th floor. Four people get on, and through the corner of my eye I see their nostrils flaring and I'm thinking to myself, great, these people probably thought it was me.. :doh: Majorly awkward... :passinggas: |
That awkward moment when you're checking out a hot butch at the convenience store, and then you realize they're a 15 year old boy...
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Scorp, that reminded me of something my son did once...
During a shopping trip, he found himself waiting for his grandmother to visit the restroom. He leaned against what he thought was a wall but it was the typical department store elevator (the kind where the doors do not meet in the middle). He had just gotten comfy when the door opened and he fell into the elevator and startled the man inside it. Needless to say, it looks like he inherited my gracefulness. :sparklyheart: |
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Dood...it didnt all happen on one date...and they werent all dates....and i didnt ask for a 2nd... lmao*holding my stuff bc im about to spritz* |
That awkward moment when you are expecting a phone call- the phone rings, you assume it is the one you are expecting so you don't check the caller ID and say something you probably shouldn't have said to your kids principle... :|
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That awkward moment when…
I accidently blurted out that I’ve been to a Bee Gees AND Barry Manilow concerts. :blink: Everyone in the room spat out their drinks in unison….. followed by that deafening silence that seemed to last for ages... :blink: Oooohhh! The shame…! *Disclaimer: My friend thought she’d surprise me when I met her in a few years ago in Vegas. Oh boi! Was it a surprise! :| LOL! |
That awkward moment when you're talking across the office and your skirt hemline seems low, and realize thats because the damn zipper unzipped in the back and your skirt is basically falling off.
Pro-tip: when this happens to you, don't say "Fuck" loudly enough that people who otherwise hadn't noticed turn around and look at you, and then notice. :| |
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