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Seeing my puppy nephew trapped in one of my t-shirts rolling around on the floor trying to get out of it. lol
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Passive aggressive behavior from people who know better....really is comical. Makes me wonder sometimes. Perhaps I am just to outspoken but if I have an opinion or something to say I just say it. Anyways it makes me laugh
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Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that.
They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth. I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date??? What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE..... LMFAO..... |
Forwarded conversations.. coffee over Yahoo messenger and the fact somethings NEVER change |
I posted this earlier today in the Smile thread...
Taking treats from the farmer's market - home made ice cream and a HUGE seedless watermelon - to a friend's parents and seeing how delighted "Pap" was to receive his treats. After I posted that, I was told "Pap" ate ALL the ice cream before Momma got home!! I could just picture the "naughty little boy" look on his face when he said "I told Mom about the watermelon, but I didn't tell her about the ice cream because I ate both of them." Shame on him!! LMAO!!! Momma is gonna squeeze his ears together when she finds out!! LOL I wonder if he hid the containers deep down in the trash? |
I haven't watched Dress to Kill in years. Watched it tonight. One of my favorite parts.
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I have found Simon's Cat on Youtube to be quite funny and laughing my arse off watching them. Hope you enjoy!!
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You have to watch this guy, he's amazing and funny to watch, don't miss the thing he does with his nipple!!! LMAO
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It's naughty but: I saw this on someones Facebook page
There is no "I" in team. But there are three "u"s in shut the fu*k up.
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I see you and raise you this!!!! :pointing: :rofl: ~Theo~ :bouquet: |
This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07...aggers_29.html :fart: |
A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male:
Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around... He: Not ugly fat ones like you! :giggle: Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO |
as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..."
I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there? |
One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me:
Child: Where's Roofy Me: I'm here Child: No Roofy's home me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby) Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy Me: I wish I were home sleepin lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker! |
Posted by Lizz Winstead on FB: "I'm for a 28th amendment that gives undocumented gays the right to marry and open an abortion clinic in a mosque at ground zero"
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email exchange with my new employer
Boss Lady: I need to get you a blackberry and business cards and to set your email up. What name do you want to go by?
Me: Speed Racer. |
This Cracked me totally up!!
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15 seconds! trust me; it's funny ;)
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Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?
We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops! |
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Laerkin and SB were chillin' on the couch. Suddenly, SB gestured wildly for me to look outside.
I turned around and in the middle of our cul de sac was a teenage boy in full Matrix gear with a mask and a fake sword and he was GOING TO TOWN. He was doing horrific spin kicks and charging in circles with his ninja sword and then posing dramatically as if waiting for the next throng of enemies. He was pointing at invisible enemies and throwing his ankle-length coat around like a shield. We were DYING. Unfortunately, just as I got the video camera out, the neighbors pulled up and interrupted his show so he sulked home. I hope he comes back. YouTube! |
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A needed, end of the day laugh ....
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Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!!
It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry) and Someone's "mission" |
Ohhh forgot...
I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!! THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door. |
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ok now someone tell me how to post those darn pics like the one above ^^^^my post????? I wanna post some that are funny too. I don't know how with this new site. it's mind boggling I tell ya :blink:. LOL
OK, now my you tube video won't post but a white block??? WTF is going on now? |
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuISQJtJDeQ"]YouTube - Bad Romance (acapella version)[/nomedia]
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omg this skit was hilarilious...
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