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Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts Kissing a snail Licking a lightbulb |
never will
eating snails eating squid do car repair be butch blow dry my hair while taking a bath drive my truck like a mainiac drink and drive throw trash out the window wear mens cloths... ( opps well cept for sweat pants or t shirts.. lol) be an exotic dancer |
eating red meat
playing mind games shooting a gun piercing anything other than my ears wearing a tie (unless it's used to bind my wrists) wearing a pant suit wearing any sort of suit, actually smoking anything dancing a polka |
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The licking the lightbulb thing is gonna show up in my nightmares. ewww
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I will NEVER be caught sporting a CAMEL TOE! Enough said...
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eating tripe
voting republican rolling around in mud (ok that one i'm not 100% sure of) |
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I will never be able to walk on beams like construction workers do.....
I will never be able to eat octopus...even if i were starving...i just like them too much.... I will never go to Antarctica..... I will never take my health for granted.... I will never forget friends I have lost and the things I learned from them.... |
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Sleeping until noon
Owning a cat Turning down sushi Accepting mediocrity Quitting Oogling Thedivahrrself's shoe collection Keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said Hiding from the consequences of not keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said Encouraging bad behavior Sugar coating things |
Walking out on a job.
Begging for anything.. well maybe ice cream. Wearing polyester. Flashing a total stranger in public. |
Christmas shopping AFTER black Friday. O_o
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Christmas shopping on black Fri.
Having a mob mentality Buying something because it's trendy and everyone else has it or wants it |
Any kind of shopping on the day of or after any holiday
Sitting down in front of the television with a bowl of bussle sprouts |
bungee jumping....
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I will never be caught drinking orange juice right out of the carton, because I will wait until you have left the room.
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I will never be caught criticizing my wife behind her back. Love ... and loyalty.
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"Walk" With Scissors :cheesy:
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I will never get caught doing ..... w/car grease on my hands
jumping from an airplane w/ my pants down ** going along w/what I dont want to do keeping my opinions to myself devuldging someones secret turning my cheek not seeing the obvious washing my cars hub caps keeping up my appearence dating a drunk thinking less of myself. |
I will never be caught doing the following..
>Having sex with someone I do not love.
>Gossiping about others. >Harming a child or an animal. >Being irresponsible with my money. >Showing disrespect towards my parents. >Repaying kindness with cruelty. >Being disloyal to my country. >Being disloyal to those who are loyal to me. >Eating anything that I feel I should not be eating..ex: veal, lamb..exetra. >Trying to do what I believe to be right, even if it may hurt others. >Not being pro-women. |
I will never be caught doing things I do NOT believe in...
-- Continuing an argument for no valid reason.
-- Leading on another person when I cannot reciprocate feelings. -- Accepting or offering gifts with strings attached. -- Belittling others for any reason whatsoever. -- Taking my good health for granted. |
1. Walking on cement if there is grass nearby.
2. Wearing a fanny-pack. 3. Sucking my thumb. 4. Eating blackeyed peas. 5. Swimming in the deep parts of the ocean where sharks can and will eat me. 6. Saying "I seen" instead of "I saw". 7. Leaving the house without approximately 5-10 tubes of chapstick. |
Writing reports *before* the last minute.
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I will never be caught...
without my prayer veiling on (unless you are my spouse (future) or dr.) disobeying said future spouse (that will raise some eyebrows) cheating on my spouse (when partnered) flirting with a partnered woman intentionally hurting or being cruel to someone or something (except the tick I starved to death in a pringles can) having sex with someone I am not in love with bungee jumping playing with spiders eating bugs eating sushi doing drugs of any kind drinking or smoking disrespecting God... mine or yours hating being with someone just to be with someone settling, instead of holding out for the best using someone to further myself, for any reason ..... that's it, for now. |
*lying
*ganging up on someone, just because *being seen without a diet coke *killing a bug *wearing sweatpants to walmart *wearing stretchpants |
kissin ass... especially at work, no matter how important the person thinks they are.
voluntarily eating my sister's cooking watching gory, bad horror movies eating roasted snake or anything that resembles it dancing in public (I'll save you all the pain of watching) will add more later but I believe I hear some strange critter in my chimney ... |
Things would get caught doing
Eating eggplant,lima beans,okra or owning one of those hairless dogs (lol) or riding a bicycle naked (lol)
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I will never be caught watching another episode of Honey Boo Boo... :|
...It makes me sad to see people lower themselves for other people's entertainment and the money. |
using a credit card
having more days than underwear being ashamed of my past or the mistakes i've made doing things the easy way :D |
I will never be caught....
working on my car.... swimming in any water that doesn't move or has weeds...blech... polluting... harming an animal...or a bug.... doing artwork...I only wish I could.... touching feet....if I can help it..... |
Voting Republican
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I will never be caught dead...
...or alive,
making a sex tape/vid |
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NOT..
Kissing Ass.
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Apologizing for who I am and what I believe in!
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...getting a tattoo .....needles *shudder*
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watching wrestling
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