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Talking with my good friend from Arlington, Texas, last night and this morning. We laughed and laughed and had such a great time.
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Attending a solstice party, and being within the circle cast. Sharing delicious food, with fabulous folks. Listening to stories shared around the fire, and glancing up to see the stars. Networking, catching up with old friends and making new ones.
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went to dinner and to see the new movie Frozen with a new friend ... I laughed smiled and stomped my feet throughout the movie it was so much fun!!! I think I wore my new friends leg out jiggling it while laughing my butt off.
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The text that woke me up.
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A really cute rep comment.
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Hearing how touched they were with the gift I sent. Still wearing the smile
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I get to dress like Santa. Im looking forward to cookies and milk. Ive always wanted a beard tooooo. (lol)
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I saw a shooting star tonight. I think I've seen two my whole life. I'm always pointed to one after it's to late. It was pretty cool to see one :) |
a very long conversation...
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A new friend :cheesy:
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too many things made me smile ..... and the day isn't over yet !
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Morning messages...
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She said she likes the way I think still smiling from that
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The 2013 Darwin Awards
What made me laugh my butt off....
The Darwins Are Out!!!! 2013 Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here Is The Glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And Now, The Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef’s claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed? 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.” 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had and the perp had been punished enough! In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family…. unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost. |
two words... hot tub
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I changed up the black eye peas for today.. Peas Corn Tomatoes Avocado Onion Jalapeño Garlic Looks like bean dip, tastes yummy! Good luck is surely to be had! |
A beautiful beach
Amazing friends Good food Beautiful pictures New possibilities |
99-Yard TD Pass from Tommy Armstrong to Quincy Enunwa
24-19 Final |
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talking to a certain someone yesterday, had me smiling big time all evening :)
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I bought and put together a shelf unit. Just what I needed! However, I'm looking at it and it's ugly black. Some ideas came to me...fun color duck tape to put across the front? Maybe spray paint it? There has got to be paint that sticks to plastic? Help me out....;) |
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Coffee
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Pondering a trip down south.
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thoughts of how i spent new years day and thoughts of more happy times
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Private messages, yahoo chats & ringing in the New Year talking to her ................ I anticipate the possibility of many more big smiles to come :-)
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An awful lot...
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What made me smile...
Early morning texts from friends, that always start my day off feeling loved! Today is Friday, which means date night tonight & sleeping in tomorrow :) |
I had a dream that I was jogging. It made me smile, well actualy it was more like this ~~~~> :rofl:
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storytime... :reader:
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Today
Total silence for hours
Deciding to take today off work and go back on Monday. |
Some very good conversations inhale been having lately.
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Hey ZombieZ
Where's this year's reunion info? |
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And maybe she could use a stencil, with the spray paint. |
Spending time in the costume vault with a group of very very excited high school drama students.
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Okay not today but a few days ago. The store hit the 2 million dollars in sales mark. Not bad for a little convenience store in a town of 4000. So I wanted to research the customer who put me over the 2 million mark so I could comp her the sale. She made it relatively easy because she used a credit card. It did not escape me but only made me smile when I learned her name was L. MIRACLE! The success of my store HAS been a true miracle. I went up against established local stores and heard discouraging words from some when I opened this store. Now those naysayers are regular customers and my store is a cornerstone of the community. Here's to passion, drive, hardheadedness and great staff! :)
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Well, I have to say that my life is great!
I have an awesome girlfriend, I am doing the work that I love, and I have friends all over the U.S. (thanks BFP). I am a happy smiling fellow! :) |
I noticed I have lots of smiles today... heres another...
... I got to take a nap. |
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