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Canela 08-01-2012 08:18 PM
I have been laughing out loud all afternoon at this thread.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Fish (Post 625125)
Butch Moms who are also doctors...*shrugs while dancing*
uh-oh....my knees are gonna ache now, katniss do you have nsaid in your purse o'plenty?

and gawd it's hot in here, is there any beer?
Canela, grrrrlll...you gotta license to drive that thang???


I am having sooo much fun!

Dances over to the bar, reaches in the fridge and hands Lil Fish a beer...

In my best southern drawl..."Drive what thing? Oh this ole' thing? Peshaw...Honey I'm an oldie but goodie...*ignoring the ache starting in the knees*...Katniss, you want something to drink? Did everyone else take a potty break? Where'd everybody go?"

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Canela (Post 625124)
I don't have a bike now...I don't know if I could do that again...I rode a Triumph 500LE long ago when I lived in San Diego with my biker bf...don't ask. Once I became a mama, I didn't want to ride my bike anymore but I'd like to again one day..then again I don't know...

I will think about it some more later--for now--

WE DANCE!
What are we dancing too? I think only Canela/Indian Chief, Little Fish/Cop and me are left? Do we even spell anything???

Canela 08-01-2012 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 625135)
What are we dancing too? I think only Canela/Indian Chief, Little Fish/Cop and me are left? Do we even spell anything???
*Looks at the others* Wha???

I am going to sleep in this headress tonight--I don't care.

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:21 PM
Little Fishtold me to get my ass over here and not touch anything cuz I gots germs...


...a Triumph...really? Swoon...


I heard y'all were dancing/singing YMCA

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:22 PM
Mojito please.......

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:24 PM
LittleFish ain't a cop either, but I'm not about to out anybody....

And don't slap any hats on me...

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:24 PM
Oh goody,,,,everyone is coming back. Potty break must be over.....

My ex had a Triumph....it never left the garage as it never ran. Truly "garage kept" when it came time to sell....

Canela 08-01-2012 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle (Post 625137)
Little Fishtold me to get my ass over here and not touch anything cuz I gots germs...


...a Triumph...really? Swoon...


I heard y'all were dancing/singing YMCA
That's ok Turtle *hands you a box of kleenex* you can sit here and watch. I vote we make you the understudy...

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:25 PM
......ow. Can someone help me up? So much for showing off by doing a split.

ferret 08-01-2012 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2qt (Post 624628)
Now how can Cupid shoot you in the tushy if you keep missing it? Keep still lol
Wha? Cupid shooting at me? Ha! I'm not sure what exactly I'd do about that.

Sue

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:27 PM
Hey Little Fish, will a mojito cut my fever?

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:27 PM
Hey Turtle, are we that loud? Lol

Canela 08-01-2012 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 625138)
Mojito please.......
*Hands Katniss a mojito and in my best latina voice* Mira chica, aqui tiene su mojito chevre?

(Here you go girl, your mojito--good?) Nods and waits for Katniss to taste.

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:29 PM
Looking at Canela rockin' her feathers...

Handing Turtle a Brandy (has health enhancing properties)

Helping Mr. Nice Guy up off the floor....


Did Little Fish swim away? What's on the grill??


Ok...we seriously need a different song here....

Canela 08-01-2012 08:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Nice Guy (Post 625146)
......ow. Can someone help me up? So much for showing off by doing a split.
I'll help you *trying not to laugh* Calling Dr Butch Mom, please can you help.

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:30 PM
Hello? I'll take one. Hello? I'm down here. Lol

Canela 08-01-2012 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Nice Guy (Post 625157)
Hello? I'll take one. Hello? I'm down here. Lol
Let's get you up first...

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:32 PM
I think I have a boo boo. But a drink will help. :)

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:33 PM
Mmmmmm....perfect. You do know how to "muddle the mint" g/f!
:bandkiss:

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:34 PM
gives Mr Nice Guy a hand up (now go wash your hands)


Swillin the brandy...Little Fish rolled eyeballs right on out to the grill

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Nice Guy (Post 625160)
I think I have a boo boo. But a drink will help. :)
I have Neosporine.....

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:35 PM
did I tell y'all, I'm a professional mint muddler?

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 625165)
I have Neosporine.....
I'm not sure you could put that where it hurts. Lol

Canela 08-01-2012 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle (Post 625167)
did I tell y'all, I'm a professional mint muddler?
Really Turtle? *turns to look at Turtle* I'm an amateur muddler myself...I just do it for fun...

*makes two more mojitos making sure the mints are muddled just so and hands one to Mr Nice Guy and another to Katniss...*

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:41 PM
<Tips hat to the Lady> Muddle away Darlin'

Little Fish 08-01-2012 08:41 PM
Walks back in the room....
 
OK--steaks on the grill with my famous dry rub--please, no autographs...

where's my beer? oh god yes, big looong swallow...

"BRO!" looks at Turtle--WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING????
AND YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING TYLENOL !

Canela, srsly--the feathers are hot...

Nice Guy, why are you walking with a limp? and you should definitely not sit too close to Turtle

katniss, where's tazz? and--I'm the Army dude btw...just a little too anti-authority for the cop

Turtle, can you be trusted with choosing music?

Canela 08-01-2012 08:42 PM
*Curtsies to Little Fish for the compliment...Going back to the mirror and music*...

Hey--are we done dancing for today? Weren't we gonna sing, too?

I smell food...*goes to find the source*

Turtle 08-01-2012 08:45 PM
Turtle CANNOT be trusted with ANYTHING.



and no I'm not taken tylonol and drinking...but my fever is back,I can't take all this excitement my first day up...

SleepyButch 08-01-2012 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 625054)
:ymca:



Where's the biker?

Katniss
What the hell am I wearing on my eyes??

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:46 PM
Nummers.........on mojito #2.

(whispers to Canela...distract the rest of them)


...sneaking out to the grill.....adding some lobster tails with *my* famous rub and basting in butter....

>>>sneaks back in looking innocent.....

SleepyButch 08-01-2012 08:46 PM
I leave for a bit and a lot has happened... woohooo

SleepyButch 08-01-2012 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 625178)
Nummers.........on mojito #2.

(whispers to Canela...distract the rest of them)


...sneaking out to the grill.....adding some lobster tails with *my* famous rub and basting in butter....

>>>sneaks back in looking innocent.....

Where can I get a mojito??

Canela 08-01-2012 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle (Post 625176)
Turtle CANNOT be trusted with ANYTHING.



and no I'm not taken tylonol and drinking...but my fever is back,I can't take all this excitement my first day up...
Oh Tortugita....I'm so sorry, we are such a bad influence on you...all we wanted was for you to feel better and all of a sudden it's a party and your fever is back. No! You must go back to bed. I insist. We will keep it down over here...*shaking my head*

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:50 PM
Canela makes the bestest mojitos! She is an expert "mint muddler"....

Canela 08-01-2012 08:51 PM
Ahem...(so as to cover for Katniss)..Everyone! Everyone!

I'm going to make a pitcher of Mojitos so we will have plenty in just a second...can someone help Turtle please back to bed...we will bring you some gatorade or something the Doctor Butch says is acceptable, Turtle...Everyone! Please look at me--(stalling so Katniss has a chance to slip back in)...okay, okay, um, that was all.

*Mixing a pitcher of Mojitos...*

Little Fish 08-01-2012 08:52 PM
goes to check on the steaks....
 
"Alright...all y'all come and get it if you wanna eat--it's Bone-In Kona Crusted dry-aged sirloin with caremlized shallot butter...and...wtf??"

KATNISSSSSSS!!!!

Mr Nice Guy 08-01-2012 08:55 PM
That sounds so good. Where's the silverware?

Canela 08-01-2012 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Fish (Post 625187)
"Alright...all y'all come and get it if you wanna eat--it's Bone-In Kona Crusted dry-aged sirloin with caremlized shallot butter...and...wtf??"

KATNISSSSSSS!!!!
Yum! *Hands out mojitos to Sleepy, and gives a fresh one to Little Fish and Katniss and Mr Nice Guy...*

Turtle you're just gonna stay here*Fixes a cushy area for Turtle so he can rest comfortably on the couch and be part of the action while dinner is served...*

Katniss 08-01-2012 08:59 PM
Who me? (opens blue eyes extra wide and looking all innocent)

Katniss 08-01-2012 09:02 PM
almost forgot...
 
bringing in soft crusty french bread and itty bitty asparagus spears wrapped in prosciutto....

Gotta have the veggies...

um...where is my mojito?


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