There once was a silly ol' thread
That was really a kick in the head:
I post little days
NJ'd illustrate in her ways
There were dead heads in bed on the thread.

:simplelaugh:

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hmmm... not so much, thanxkbai.

There are some types of pain that are appreciated. This, of course, would not be one of them.

That was cute, btw.




Agreed.
But he DOES look cute with the bunny ears! Yes? :sunglass:

Today is bus trip thursday..This morning I get to take my residents on a scenic tour!...yaya...they love this..it is overcast but not chilly...

I think we shall go to the park and walk around the lake!...

I love my work!:awww::awww:
:formalbow::formalbow::formalbow:

May I present ....
 

Pippy Scratch-Your-Stocking

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C'mon ... everybody!
 

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... or not :/

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dey see me rollin'.... dey jealous.....

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Jacque Pussteau

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Madonna's companion

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Rabbi Fluffowitz

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a fun day!
 

Hanging out with my st C girls this weekend...cant wait for the drunken shenanigans to begin! some of you best be ready for the drunken texts! ha! *wicked grins*

Oh yeah .... feel the vibe.

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Dude seriously needs to shave his legs.

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Celebration Activities
 

I miss him.......:wine:

me too
and those are MY legs:sigh:

:goat: hair

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:| .... just .... wow.

Some information is better left unknown. Especially #50.


Some Things You Don't Need To Know

* 1- Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

* 2- Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

* 3- There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

* 4- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

* 5- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

* 6- There are more chickens than people in the world.

* 7- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

* 8- On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

* 9- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

*10- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

*11- "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

*12- Almonds are a member of the peach family.

* 13- There are only 4 words in the English language which end in dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

* 14- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

* 15- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

* 16- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

* 17- In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

* 18- Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

* 19- The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

* 20- A dragonfly has a life span of 1-6 months

* 21- A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

* 22- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* 23- The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

* 24- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

* 25- The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

* 26- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

* 27- There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

* 28- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

* 29- A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

* 30- A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

* 31- Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also misspelled on his tomb stone.

* 32- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

* 33- More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* 34- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. * 35- Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

* 36- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot. (not true, we're told!)

* 37- If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

* 38- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

* 39- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* 40- The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

* 41- The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

* 42- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

* 43- The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

* 44- A snail can sleep for 3 years.

* 45- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

* 46- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

* 47- Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.

* 48- "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

* 49- No president of the United states was an only child.

And last and definitely most important:

* 50- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

I'm pretty sure this guy lives in Austin! ;)

wow.
How the hell can he drive that thing???

Are you telling me that you can actually FIND the stereo in this car????

*squinting* .... where .....

Gimme your glasses, cause I am not seeing them with mine.... oh wait... I think I see it.... *head tilt*

Palm tree..... snoopy.....
Perhaps this is something that should be on today's previously posted list?
*eyebrow raise* hmmm???!???

today is a new day. happier. healthier, humbler.

He's driving in the pic--look out the clear space on the right hand side of the windshield, you can see the taillights of the cars ahead of him.

Ya gotta wonder how many tickets he's gotten for having his windshield so obscured. Wow.

You can see a clear space???? *adjusting glasses*

I actually knew a lot of these! :thumbsup:

However, I did not know #46, but it does *not* surprise me in the least. Dentists are sadistic (but efficient) fucks. :blink:

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Someone is not lovin' the babooshka.

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(omg, these so made me chuckle)

I just love a (strange) museum
 

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Medieval torture device at Prague Medieval Torture Instruments Museum

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Sulabh International Museum of Toilets – New Delhi, India

(Now THAT'S a throne!)

Ladies and gentlemen .....
 

please welcome to the stage ....
Liberoachi!


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Courtesy of the Pest Museum .....
...... only in Texas, folks.
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