Pun 2
 

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.

Things got a little tense.

Pun 3
 

Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.

Pun 4
 

Not all math puns are bad. Just sum.

Pun 5
 

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

Pun 6
 

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.

I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

Pun 7
 

I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I’m LIVID.

Pun 8
 

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day
and she just vanished into Finnair...

Pun 9
 

This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”

I said, “Is that a fret?”....

Pun 10
 

This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile...

So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends",
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

:byebye:

Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A. A chocolate one!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What did the bunny get for her basket?
A. Two points! :basketball:

:poc-cool:

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?

The Hare Dresser.

........:giggle:..........

Ya know I most likely have:
 

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.



Ks- :thinking:

Me to my plumber yesterday after agreeing on a price for some work.

"I'll see you and your CRACK team of workers tomorrow."

Naturally, I was laughing my ass off in my indoor voice. He did not get it.

Something is a foul*-
 

Did you hear about the chicken who counted eggs?

She's known as a Mathamachicken-

What do chickens serve at birthday party's?

Coop-cakes-

What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?

A Hensemble-

Ks- :cluck:

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?


Eileen

~~:putting:
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?



In case he got a hole in one.

Jokes
 

How do you keep a bull from charging?

Cut up his Visa card