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sharkchomp 01-09-2011 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262066)
I confess I did grin also..I confess that it's probably not that big of a surprise! I confess that I grinned a lot when I saw you had posted on the Dirty Minds thread. I confess that I see you've posted there again..so I shall peek in again when I finish this confession!I confess it is not surprising to me at all. I mean your name is 1 playful femme after all :) I confess I have to apologize that it's not a dirty minded post.

I confess when I read your thoughts about the gator, my initial thought was..."I wouldn't stand there and watch you get eaten" followed by "He shouldn't stand there if I get eaten" What if the gator has friends? Or a huge appetite? I confess Run, Sweetheart! Run!! I confess also that longer legs don't help a thing if I am frozen with fear! ;) I confess that you're probally right - neither of us would let the other get eaten. I wouldn't run away and leave you standing frozen and I would hope that you wouldn't stand frozen while I got ate. There are gators where my Mom and step dad live. Mom will watch them swim down their canal but they have a very tall vertical concrete wall that they can't get up. That said, they don't let their dog run loose in the back yard because if he fell in he would have to swim a long ways to find a place to get out - or Mom and Don would have to drop their boat from the lift and that takes a few minutes. Honestly, I'm far more worried about the poisonous snakes there than the gators!

I confess I do enjoy living in the gutter. How boring life must be if you don't at least visit!!! I confess I agree wholeheartedly!!!! I visit the gutter often!

I confess I hate that you are feeling so very bad! I confess also that I wish you had hot soup and a hot bath to break your fever. Thank you. I confess I am far more concerned about being able to sleep than breaking this fever (it's a low grade fever btw).

I confess I am offially addicted to photobucket & posting the pics here. I confess I am too. You should visit the Pretty Pretty thread. You can post pretty pictures there too!

I confess I blame...um. er. I confess I THANK you. Yeah. That's the word. THANK. ;) I confess that I had to reread your confession. Blame? LOL Well that might be true. Wait til Christmas and Thanksgiving. You'll be posting pics on all your pals' pro pages lol

~~~shark~~~~~~~

1PlayfulFemme 01-09-2011 01:52 AM

I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away! ;)

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time! ;)

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep!

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures!

sharkchomp 01-09-2011 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262078)
I confess that my name does give SOMETHING away! ;) I confess that I've always loved your name. It soo suits you!!!!

I confess that I will not let you get eaten by a gator. I confess that we will spur each other on and run like the wind. I confess that no gator will eat us! I confess that I am not okay with the idea of watching them swim casually down the canal! I confess that I'm relieved that you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator. That would be such a shity day! (But... a few stitches goes a loooong ways for femme sympathy - it's true!) I confess that I would fight like hell to keep you from getting eaten. So much so that you'd stop calling me Shark and start calling me the alligator hunter cause I'd jump on it and try to flatten it! LOL I confess my Mom doesn't like it at all either. She breaks out the binoculars and watches them. I, on the other hand break out the camcorder and record them!

I confess that I have seen you in the gutter from time to time! ;) I confess that statement may be true. It's hard to disguise the shark fin cutting the water LOL

I confess that I am very glad it's a low grade fever! I also confess that I hope you can rest and get some peaceful sleep! Thank you!!! I confess my nose is getting chapped from blowing it so much.

I confess that I will visit the Pretty Pretty thread now that I know how to post pictures! I confess that you will may well become totally addicted!

I confess nothing but gratitude for your patience in teaching me how to post pictures! I confess it was nothing at all!!!!!!

~~~shark~~~~~~~

1PlayfulFemme 01-09-2011 02:24 AM

I confess that I am glad you love my name. I pondered long before deciding!

I confess that I am super glad you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator too! It WOULD be a shitty day!!! I confess that stitches DO go far with femmes! I confess I may call you the Alligator Hunter just for S & Gs!

I confess you could say you were just in the gutter to hunt Alligator...

I confess I hate chapping my nose from blowing it so much! I confess Puffs Plus with lotion is great for that - but don't use them on your glasses/sunglasses....:seeingstars:

sharkchomp 01-09-2011 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262081)
I confess that I am glad you love my name. I pondered long before deciding! I confess it is as unique as you are! I also confess that I like it cause it's always at the top of the list so I can see if you're on here right away!!!

I confess that I am super glad you wouldn't let me get eaten by a gator too! It WOULD be a shitty day!!! I confess that stitches DO go far with femmes! I confess I may call you the Alligator Hunter just for S & Gs! I confess the whole gator attack is sounding better. First I save you and get a few stitches. Then there would be newspaper interviews and I'd probally even make the evening news!!!! I might even get on CNN!!!! Then the whole world of femmes would see my stitches. Who knows, I might even get the key to the city! Of course I'd share it with you though. It would be OUR key!!! And you never know, we might get to go on the Ellen show!!!!!

I confess you could say you were just in the gutter to hunt Alligator... I confess that's exactly what I was doing!!! How did you know???

I confess I hate chapping my nose from blowing it so much! I confess Puffs Plus with lotion is great for that - but don't use them on your glasses/sunglasses....:seeingstars: I confess that I've used them before and they're fine, but that goes to the whole energy thing... cause now I'm buying soup - and crackers cause what is soup without crackers. And then the puffs with lotion and also some kind of fluid. That means walking all over the floor. Where's the delivery service? LOL

~~~shark~~~~~~~~~

1PlayfulFemme 01-09-2011 03:00 AM

I confess that I didn't think about it being at the top of the list. I like it!!! ;)

I confess that I think you can get a whole lot outta one conversation about alligators!!! First we were just fishing, and by the end, we may end up on Ellen!!! *laughing* With a key to the city, might I mention!

I confess it's awfully sweet of you to share the key! I suppose it would be your key since you are the one hunting them. I'm good with that! I can be great friends with the guy who got a key to his city by hunting alligators! :)

I confess Oy! You are right!!!! You should not have to do all that walking!!! If you lived closer I would go to the store for you..then cook you some delicious homemade soup & make sure you were well tended to until you felt all better! I confess that in my absence, your brother should go to the store for you! (I confess I'm good at delegating!!)

I further confess that we have hijacked the confessions thread, but we have stayed true to the thread..and I think that counts for something! ;)

WheelieStrong 01-09-2011 03:15 AM

aww how cute, you have warmed my heart

i just wanted to confess that watching an episode of house (in season two) made me snort.

i confess i have become incredibly aware of my giggling blushing and my annoyingly frequent snorting since my recent attempt at dating, if he were here or on the phone he would have so pointed it out and/or laughed right along with me.

i confess i have again become an addicted house fan since trying to blot out my pain, i've watched most of two seasons (i'm 1 episode short) in like 2.5 days

sharkchomp 01-09-2011 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262083)
I confess that I didn't think about it being at the top of the list. I like it!!! ;) I confess that I've always noticed it's at the top but then our screens are different (like when I go to the homepage my name is the very first name, so I assume yours would be too so you wouldn't really know where it would show up on my page).

I confess that I think you can get a whole lot outta one conversation about alligators!!! First we were just fishing, and by the end, we may end up on Ellen!!! *laughing* With a key to the city, might I mention! I confess that this is how our conversations usually go though. True?

I confess it's awfully sweet of you to share the key! I suppose it would be your key since you are the one hunting them. I'm good with that! I can be great friends with the guy who got a key to his city by hunting alligators! :) I confess that you are wrong. Yes, I said wrong because I was not hunting alligators! I was saving you from the alligator! Remember? I jumped on the gator trying to flaten him or her. One of it's teeth went in my thumb or something so I got stitches. You were saved, but you got some bruises and you skinned your knee. So it would be OUR key, we both bled for it. If I were to hunt gators I'd have a gun. And I'd have to have a permit to hunt them I'm sure. Most gator hunts happen at night with bright lights cause it makes their eyes light up. If we were to fly down there I wouldn't have my gun with me for one thing. And I sure will not be hunting for them at night with all the misquitos and bugs. In addition to that, I wouldn't go hunting gators because I seriously doubt I could get you to go with me - and what fun would that be?

I confess Oy! You are right!!!! You should not have to do all that walking!!! If you lived closer I would go to the store for you..then cook you some delicious homemade soup & make sure you were well tended to until you felt all better! I confess that in my absence, your brother should go to the store for you! (I confess I'm good at delegating!!) I confess that I know you would! And I would be so appreciative!!! I also confess that you're very good at delegating, but I've asked enough of my brother. I won't be asking him to go shopping for me too.

I further confess that we have hijacked the confessions thread, but we have stayed true to the thread..and I think that counts for something! ;) I confess that you are so right!!!! I hope the OP doesn't hate us :| But I've had a great time tonight with you, as usual :)

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

Gemme 01-09-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262032)
I confess I was trying to be helpful, Dear Gemme, not funny!!! *ducking*

I confess...is that what you call it? Helpful? To whom, playful one?

:eyebrow:


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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 262038)
I confess catfish are not only slimy, they are ugly!! I further confess that they can't help being ugly, but they are ugly nonetheless.

I confess you DO have parents in Florida with an extra room! I also confess that if we go to Florida, I hope we can avoid the orange alligator. While he is pretty, he could probably still eat us both. I confess that doesn't sound like much fun to me..

I confess..I cussed.

I confess that my baby neice loves icies. I further confess that when she was learning to talk, I taught her to say "Ice Ice Baby" when she wanted an icy. I confess that her grandmother didn't get it, but her mother and I laughed ourselves silly everytime she said it (and we still do)!

I confess....you're not very nice to catfish. :blink:

I spent more than two decades in FL. The gators in the canal are much nicer than the ones dressed in blue and orange.

I confess...you DID? :eyebat: Do tell!

I confess....you may or may not have a mischievious gene in you. :giggle:

I confess I now want to know what shark's catfish sting remedy is. Does it involve peeing on someone, or is that only for jellyfish? :blink:

Andrea 01-09-2011 08:58 AM

I confess I woke up tired.

I confess I am going back to bed for more sleep.

Andrea

sylvie 01-09-2011 09:05 AM


i confess -

watching the news, about the shootings in Arizona - really breaks my heart =(

bright_arrow 01-09-2011 12:12 PM

I confess sometimes I rep people in hopes to just make them smile - it doesn't always have to do with the post they've made.

I confess I am happy the boi will be here when I get home from work <3

I confess I hate closing shifts when I have to open the next morning.

I confess I feel very productive and it brightens my mood considerably :)

I confess I need to look into going back to school.. online, but school none the less. Need this computer issue fixed first though!

I confess I have to go get ready for work and I really don't want to!

little_ms_sunshyne 01-09-2011 12:19 PM

I confess-

~I am home from a fantastic Saturday with my best friends. I love those girls :)

~to laughing so hard I actually layed back and grabbed my tummy cause I couldnt stop

~I will be spending quality time with my nephew today! :) I wonder if I will get to be buzz lighyear or woody today lol Maybe I should change things up and be Rex or Cowgirl Jesse :)


~I still miss you, just having to bury thoughts and feelings away for now

Zimmeh 01-09-2011 01:00 PM

I confess, this made me laugh, and I am more afraid of the black and gold knights that call Orlando home, than the blue and orange gator.

I must confess, Florida is overrated! I cannot wait to move away.

Have a good day!

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 262125)
I confess...is that what you call it? Helpful? To whom, playful one?

:eyebrow:




I confess....you're not very nice to catfish. :blink:

I spent more than two decades in FL. The gators in the canal are much nicer than the ones dressed in blue and orange.

I confess...you DID? :eyebat: Do tell!

I confess....you may or may not have a mischievious gene in you. :giggle:

I confess I now want to know what shark's catfish sting remedy is. Does it involve peeing on someone, or is that only for jellyfish? :blink:


Zimmeh 01-09-2011 01:04 PM

I must confess,

-That I was naughty today! I ate the last two pieces of homemade fudge that I received for Christmas!

-My feet are cold

-I'm thinking of going to play the Sims2 for a bit

-I cannot wait for classes to start!!! Then I will only have one more semester before I start my nursing classes!!

sharkchomp 01-09-2011 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 262125)
I confess I now want to know what shark's catfish sting remedy is. Does it involve peeing on someone, or is that only for jellyfish? :blink:

I confess that I figured someone would want to know what my catfish sting remedy is. I believe peeing is if someone steps on sea urchins (I saw that on Survivor). Ok, the catfish remedy was told to me by this old guy fishing. He was catching some big ones so I figured he knew what he was doing. Sure enough the next time I got stung I tried it and it worked. When a catfish stings you it happens at the end of his front pectoral fins. They have a sharp bone there and it will sting as badly as getting stung by a wasper. You get a hold of the catfish and rub the sting on it's belly. This is nasty because catfish are slimy fish, but that slime will remove the sting. *** I suggest washing your hands asap with soap just to be sure you don't get the sting infected.

~~~shark~~~~~~~~

1PlayfulFemme 01-09-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 262125)
I confess...is that what you call it? Helpful? To whom, playful one?

:eyebrow:




I confess....you're not very nice to catfish. :blink:

I spent more than two decades in FL. The gators in the canal are much nicer than the ones dressed in blue and orange.

I confess...you DID? :eyebat: Do tell!

I confess....you may or may not have a mischievious gene in you. :giggle:

I confess I now want to know what shark's catfish sting remedy is. Does it involve peeing on someone, or is that only for jellyfish? :blink:

I confess I was helping! I was merely answering a question! I confess that's helpful, right?! :readfineprint:

I confess, I'm not mean to catfish per se. I just think there are prettier fish in the ocean! :D

I confess you probably have a very fair point about the gators!

I confess if I tell everything, where is the mystery?

I confess, my mischievious gene does indeed exist! It's right next to my lesbian gene *points*

I confess I was very glad to see what Sharks remedy was! I further confess I was glad to know if we did go fishing, no one would be peeing on the other (Especially since a good baking soda paste can fix a jellyfish sting) ;)

1PlayfulFemme 01-09-2011 02:02 PM

I confess to the Shark:
 
I confess that is very true about our conversations!!! There is no telling where we will start or even more to the point, where we will end up!! :) I love that about talking with you! We spend plenty of time weaving a path!!!

I confess I WAS wrong! You were saving me, not hunting. You only turned to hunting later! *Laughing* I further confess I probably wouldn't go hunting with you as I do have a marked propensity to avoid hunting all together.

I confess it's okay to ask for things...it's all part of life sometimes. And sometimes, we need to be taken care of. I confess that someone in the house will need to go to the store soon enough!! I confess I hope you rested well last night!!

I confess that I thoroughly enjoyed our foray into fishing, gator hunting, illnesses, confessions, and education..as I always enjoy sharing time with you!!

I confess that I love you and am looking forward to our next hijack! :D

bigbutchmistie 01-09-2011 03:03 PM

I confess :

To holding on to Simon a little longer than I was supposed too LOL

I confess:

My ex knows how difficult it is for me to give him back to her

I confess :

Im watching The Angry Juror cause my future wife Jessica Capshaw is in it And she is HOT LOL JOKING

I confess

Im happy about all the great things that are going to happen this year! Why? Because Im going to make them happen. Its going to be my year. Im tired of sitting back waiting for it to "come to me"... Grabbing it by the horns, and accomplishing what I want and need!

Leigh 01-09-2011 03:59 PM

I confess:

~ I'm loving this all-weekend football stuff, nothing like sports to make a great weekend :D

~ I'm obsessed with Degrassi TNG, can't wait until the new episodes start in February but now I have to wait a month for them .............. so NOT fair


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