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It wasn't today but yesterday
I was in NH and passed a self storage place and the sign out front read " hoarders welcomed here" that was funny in itself then I read the name of the place its call "why self storage". I Damm near lost my drink |
baby brother -vs- big brother
baby brother = 4 yr old
big brother = 7 yr old setting : restaurant 4 yr old running in behind Dad : Daddy I get to sit with you!! Daddy I GET TO SIT WITH YOU!! hey! I get to sit with Daddy! ! (all 3 go to buffet ...the kids return first) 4 yr old to brother : I get to sit with Daddy. 7 yr old: that's ok. You're not cool. When you get older you'll be cool and cool kids don't sit with their dad. 4 yr old ( in sad whimper) Daddy says I'm a big boy and I'm cool..Daddy says I'm a big boy! 7 yr old: you're not cool 4 yr old: I'm a big boy! I'm 4 and a big boy! 7 yr old: I'm 7 ... I'm 3 and a half times older than you and I'm cooler than you! 4 yr old whimper: I'm cool . poor baby brother ... he has a few years before he can tar-n-feather his bully big brother |
A friend sharing a funny story - still laughing.
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at work yesterday.. rollin' along in the security golf cart going down a hill with my mentor and thought we were gonna bif it. LOL!
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I am LOVING the new Geico commercials! The happier than a witch in a broom factory type ones...there was a new one on the other day....I just sooo look forward to them
That and the Discover card commercials. We treat you the way you would treat you...lol omg....I totally did it! Yes, I'm easily amused...I'm ok with that |
I think my car is possessed ...
just arrived home. turned off engine ...listening to rain while playing on BFP...doors still closed...keys laying next to me, suddenly the interior lights come on with no prompting or buttons hit... *raises eyebrow* crazy Beast! |
Cracked me up
This song Online-Brad Pasley (the stuff people believe) LOL!
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I'm back in here again... Another grandbaby story but not my grandson. Instead it's my oldest granddaughter (2 months shy of being 2yo) that lives in SC.
I had a conversation with my daughter this evening that was fun and holy crap I miss her so.... Anyway................ Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* Mckenna: mommy? daughter: what? McKenna: I don't know. *giggle* daught: of course you don't. you didn't know any other time either. :sigh: :rofl: Maybe not what was being said but how my daughter said... I loved that moment of laughter with her. She is such a momma!! :D |
While watching the wild critters feed this morning I saw a squirrel come down the tree, cross over the edges of a resin doghouse, two steps to cross a 5 gallon bucket, then to the ground.
As he got to the ground he jumped straight up about a foot high, arching his back in the air as if in pain. I watched him do this probably 8 times very quickly. There are a few briars over there so I thought maybe each time he landed he was landing on a briar. I kept watching and realized he was playing with a bird. A tiny little bird. I kept watching for a bit, jumping squirrel, flittering bird, back and forth back and forth. Finally 2 more squirrels came racing down the tree and game over. They were twitterpated, one chasing the other then about face and the chaser became the chased. |
I woke up at 2 a.m. and brought the laptop to bed with me, so I could watch Modern Family reruns. Yes, they cracked me up!
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a damn jumping spider! !! I'm surprised Blade hasn't posted about it!
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the first time you laughed and said "there's no spiders in my truck "... the second time you laughed, I SHOULD have jumped in the driver's seat! *sassy femme stance * you're still a jerk for laughing ps.. you're right ...few things make me scream...not even the snake in your kitchen. but spiders in your truck ....*shivers * |
hiding in a wet cardboard box
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Gaige doing a back flip on the bed, landing on the other side on her feet, and then mooning me. All in 3.7 seconds. It "cracked" me up...
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Hearing her reaction when I said that we might be fighting over closet space... :rofl:
She won the most closet space argument.. Ha ha no arguement to be had. I didn't stand a chance. :blink: She really got to laughing over that - I didn't know I was comedian!! :superfunny: |
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Today while shaving my scruffy face , I had my music blasting and my wife comes in and sits down watching me .
This was one of those you had to be there moments to get the funny factor. Shes 27 and Im 37 so a lil Generation gap : My woman : baby, what in the heck are you Listening to ? Me: psychedelic furs My woman : who ? Me : baby this music is the best , They were a great band New Song My woman : Geez , what is this Song now , its horrible Me : dollbabe , this is the smiths now and what are you talking about , this Song is awesome Now im in the shower and I say ... Baby i know you m know this Song ( it was by aha ) My woman : baby , Youre such an old man ( as She is laughing ) My woman : OH LORD JESUS , BABY IS THAT A SYNTHASIZOR AND KEYBOARDS IN THE BACKGROUND !!!!!!!!! Haha it was funny really if you heard the convo in person |
Convo with my son. He's always been the techie in our family, since he was 12...
me: So, I goofed and deleted all my images from a host site that I use. son: And what happened? me: Well, let me explain that my OCD kicked in and I just had to clean and organize damnit. son: Do you normally use the images anywhere else on the internet? me: *lowers my head in shame* Yes. son: Lemme guess, all the places you left your images now have a 404 error? me: *lowering my head again* Yes. son: Aw mom, you're one of those people! I thought I trained you better than that. *walks away laughing and pointing his finger* :pointing: I love that kid!! :D |
Cracked
Looking in the mirror. My hair is a mess. Then asking myself is a butch supposed to be so concerned with hys hair. (lol)
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"Cops" ............. :|
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