Ok I got my bag. Never mind what's in it. It's a secret...wink wink. Ok I did bring ice for just in case.

I have a crush on my ginormous bowl of fruit which I shall continue to eat.

Hey Gentle Tiger, welcome to the fun. :)

Yummy! Got any kiwi?

still in port...
 

We need a captain or we will never leave the dock!

(stomping around deck in my sky-high Charo-esque stilettos)

Also...where are we going?

Isaac, when does the bar open?


Katniss

ok--two hats?
 

Am I the only one who can sail this thing?

ain't no way Ima be Steubing--but if you need me to get this heffer outta port, I can do that....

katniss--I mean Senorita...the bar is open--what can I get you before I head for the bridge and get this party started..out in international waters....

Walking back from my nap...
 

dropping guitar and running to bridge....
 

Isaac! Get back to the bar your steering is scaring Canela...

(takes captain's hat and puts it on at a jaunty angle....how hard can this be?)

I'll have a glass of Gloria Ferrer 2000 Carneros Cuv'ee.

Canela, I left my guitar on the bar...can you play? I'll steer.

But I have a very important question....where are we going???

Captain Katniss

OK Little Bro...
 

How about the carribean?

(sticking out bottom lip in a pout and handing captain's hat to Turtle)

Oh...wait, wait....(hopping up and down excitedly) Can I blow the whistle? Pleeeeases????

Where's Julie?

And for goodness sake WHERE ARE WE GOING???

Katniss (demoted from captain and sad)

Goodness me, we have no passengers. How am I suppose to get my groove on? Maybe one of these Ladies will come down with something and then Doctor Love can put a bandaid on it. Lol

Oh thank god
 

Alright, Turtle is gonna pilot, so Capt Steubing it is....

Charon, your cuvee.....

Margarita station is stocked for self-serve..

And here's a French Martini with my name on it....!

Yell out your drink orders, I'll work my way through them.....does this position come with a bar wench? just askin'......;-)

Ohhh, no Charo bein sad...
 

I'm sorry i can't play the guitar, no....but i can sing.. la la la la la
Que bonitos ojos tienes....debajo de esas dos cejas, debajo de esas dos cejas, qué bonitos ojos tienes......Katniss, Captain sir, ma'am, Spanish guitar is necessary for dis number rrrrr
Please.

Didn't work for that Exxon Valdez guy either...
 

So no Capt...you're not drinking and steering. Also, you're still sick...

And where the hell is all that whistle coming from???

Canela, Sangria??

Do we need passengers?.....

I like the rrr part. Lol

looking around at really empty boat....
 

Where *are* all the other passengers? Do you think they don't trust us?

HEY! Who took the string off my whistle? I can't reach it! (jumping up and down in Charo fashion trying to reach)...(seriously, I'm 5'2 in r/t whadda ya' expect?)

Ohh...Canela's going to sing....running to stair banister and sliding down.
Grabs guitar and starts strumming....
:pirate-steer:

Sangria? I asked for Chambord....(pouting now)..

Positions of bar wench for Little Fish and Gopher still available!!
We need passengers!

OH IKNOW WHERE WE ARE GOING NOW!!!!

FANTASY ISLAND!!!!

I'm with you on this one..... Let's get some ladies on the front of the boat in bikini's and we can zoom zoom zoom past this old love boat and give them a toot and wave :hangloose:

whispers to Canela...
 

(Isaac got my drink order wrong too...maybe we should demote him to Gopher)

Aaaaaa.....looking at the time
 

Almost late for art class.....where did they go with that speed boat?

Balancing on top rail, deep breath and jumping in to swim for shore.....

Back after class! Canela, watch my guitar and don't let any of the others play with it.

Enjoy the cruise!!!

Charo making a swim for it....

OK... somebody please inform me what my role is on this Love Boat?? ;)

Sorry all. Had a friend come over who needed to talk. I'm off to bed. Hope you all have a safe trip if you go. :). I wonder what tomorrow will bring? Nite;)

What's happened to this thread?! Is it safe to come in now? :|

......
 

clay,
Come on bro you got a crush on me too huh?

Bromance maybe.:canadian:.......hugs to you and your sweetie!

I think I'm being crushed on? Gah.

Good morning everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day today and that you find someone to crush on or someone that crushes on you. :)

well....
 

I just crushed some creepy-crawly bug with a "bazillion" legs running across the floor. Does that count?

Katniss

I'm crushing on the singing group 'Cupids Arrows', when does the CD come out?

Any crush counts even if it's a bug. Hey maybe we should start a thread called Cupids Arrows. That way we won't get in trouble for playing here. Just a thought. I'm crushing on my lemonade. :)

I second the motion! A Cupids Arrows thread kinda like Fantasy Island so we can keep singing!!! Yay! (Maybe we have derailed this thread long enough but I didn't know or think anyone would mind.) :(

Ok, good day Crushers and Crushees! Hope you're having a productive day!

Yippee! We can stay...
 

Thanks WolfyOne!

(looks around, spies one of Canela's stray feathers and kicks it under the table to pick up later hoping WolfyOne doesn't see it). We promise to keep things ship-shape (arrgghhh...yeah, my humour really is that bad). We will also keep the noise down (mostly). Our first album will be dedicated to you! And, and....looks at others for more affirmation on keeping the thread "crushable".....

Katniss/Charo/HarleyDudette (strutting out singing R.E.M. "Orange Crush")
:choir: