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Convo with one of the girls at the shelter...
her: we need to get you out and find you a man! (with emphasis on man) me: ummmm not sure my girlfriend would appreciate that too much. her: I have nothing *walked away* Whaaaaaaaat?? :blink: Do I not look butch enough?? Really?? And the rainbow charm on my necklace isn't a dead giveaway?? Lmao!! :superfunny: |
Inner dialogue....
Yes it was conversation with myself inside my head..... :blink:
me: damn this new shampoo smells great *sniffs open bottle* me: *squirts shampoo in my hand* It's such a dark green me: whaaaaaat the hell? *scrubs in hair and feels granules of something" me: oh fuck I bet a bought facial scrub!! me: oh well my hair feels great after this rinse me: *reads the bottle* ahahahaaaaaaaaaa it's shampoo with granules in it for a deep cleansing us: score!!! :superfunny: |
Our gigantic cat, Bud, trying to fit his big ol' self (17lbs!!) into the tiny opening left when I didn't close the dresser drawer all the way....lol
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Well A friend told me this..Had to share.
Him: I am so glad that I have the day off from work because of the Holiday Out of state friend : Oh yeah ? I didn't know there was a Holiday today, What holiday is it? Him: It's Patriots Day! it's a state holiday. Out of state friend : Wow! Cool! That's awesome you all have a holiday for your football team! The funny thing about this to me was the out of state friend was from my home state. lol |
It cracked us both up. A conversation with a customer yesterday..
Her..last time I came in you all gave me good luck when I went to Vegas. I came home with money. So I'm hoping I get luck today. Me..good! I hope you do! Your going again? Her...yes, to a * mythology* convention. Me..oh that sounds interesting. Do some people dress up ? ( me, thinking of Star Wars, Star Trek conventions) Her...( strange look on her face)...dress up like a kidney? Me...oh...I thought you said mythology . Her...no...nephrology, kidney specialization . Us...laughing Her...but mythology would be more fun! |
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I crack myself up! But dont worry folks I dont talk to myself and answer. (lol)
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Climbing trees like im still a kid! I quess its true what they say the older you get the more risks your willing to take. (lol)
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My buddy called me said listen to this song Mr Know it all-Kelly Clarkson. I sent this song to my ex because she thought she knew it all!(lol) Hy sang the song too but said Ms. Kyle is a nut !
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So I have some asparagus soaking in ice water, 'cause I'm going to steam some with dinner. One of my super rotten kitties, just ZOOOMED across the table, snagged a spear of asparagus on the way past and shot up to the top of the kitty tower, where she proceeded to beat the poor thing into submission. :seeingstars:
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More Kid Wisdom....
"If I was a girl I swear I would stand in front of the mirror and stare at my boobs all day long!" :superfunny: OMG I 'bout fell out of my chair laughing so hard... He on the otherhand had a dead pan look on his face! :| Reason #5893453 as to why I freakin' love my job!! :D |
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Reminding myself that actions speak louder then words....lol got a good reminder and chuckle from this.
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BDP's description of work today - "I was running around like a head with its chicken cut off!"
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It has been cool and damp here in NC for the past 2 weeks. We have had a few days in the low 70's, but for the most part in the low 60's. It was in the low 60's today and breezy and it was gusty between the buildings as my boss and I took a Cushman ride to the nurses office. We were joking back and forth about the nurses need to see me. Out of the blue he says, damn it's chilly, I'm not sure if we suddenly sprung into October or if we fell back into March.
For some reason that struck my funny bone, I got a good laugh out of it and as the day went on I several of my coworkers thought it was funny as well. I'm not sure if we suddenly sprung into October or if we fell back into March |
What cracked me up today, you ask? :superfunny:
The staff huddled around my computer monitor and the topic of discussion being - passive agressive and how come it cannot be aggressive passive. :eatinghersheybar: When you have five women standing around at the end of the day mocking possible "agressive passive" mannerisms all you can do is smirk, sip your coolatta and keep typing.... because really and truly deep down inside you just wanna laugh and point :pointing: and join in the fun... but you're the only one left actually working!! :mohawk: :rofl: It was a super fun way to end the day!! |
A femme friend who is ordinarily quite proper is currently quite medicated, having had surgery a few days ago. Today, she used the word "snatch". That cracked me up.
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The joys of motherhood
A text conversation
Me...How is the Christmas Elf? Don't you want a few more? LBH...She's better, when she quit having fever, the rash went away and she hasn't had anymore seizures. Me...Praise the Lord! That's great! LBH...Yeah, but I tell ya, she took 5 yrs off my life Me...chuckling...honey she is only 2. She will take 5 yrs off your life many more times before she is grown, so you better figure out a way to make those increments narrower. Like maybe 1 or 2 yrs off your life at the time. LBH...HUH? Chuckles...she has a genius level IQ and no common sense...it went right over her head. |
a resident who neva jokes "pullin' my leg". it was hysterical once i got what he was doin'...
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