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homoe 05-16-2017 09:26 AM

You run upstairs to 'get something' and once there forget what the hell it was!

Queenie 05-16-2017 10:53 AM

When you notice your first grey hair! Ack!
I noticed mine the other week....

Soft*Silver 05-16-2017 11:35 AM

.....letting your hair go back to silver again and knowing its probably going to stay this way now forever......

I am loving being a bubi...a grand ma...a nanna....I remember my buba, full bodied and embracing me with such love! I want my grand daughters to find thick thighs to climb up on, strong ample arms to close around them for safety and love, a warm round belly to lean against and yes, even non perky bosoms that they can lay their head on and hear the heart that beats for them. I dont want to give them a false ideal of aging, of body image, of looks, of worth. I want them to love me and themselves as little women, who will love themselves no matter what age they become. Silver is glorious and shiny and bright..like their smiles. I want to be a wonderful bubi and silver gives me the crown I need...

Kobi 11-04-2017 10:35 AM


I know I am getting older when I see a story in the newspaper about the New England Fiber Festival and my brain automatically thinks of metamucil and bran flakes. Odd kind of festival I think.

Not that kind of fiber.

homoe 11-04-2017 10:43 AM

You hear words or phrases coming out of your mouth that your parents used!




Case in point........"shut the door, what are you doing, trying to heat the whole neighborhood?"

Gayandgray 11-04-2017 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1178929)
You hear words or phrases coming out of your mouth that your parents used!




Case in point........"shut the door, what are you doing, trying to heat the whole neighborhood?"

LOL!!!! I said this this past Summer to my Step-grandson but pertaining to the central air conditioning!!!!

homoe 11-04-2017 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gayandgray (Post 1178975)
LOL!!!! I said this this past Summer to my Step-grandson but pertaining to the central air conditioning!!!!

YES, I do believe it's a regional thing! Southerns would say AC Norther's Heat

Chained Daisy 11-04-2017 03:30 PM

When you bend down to get something and think what else can I pick up while I`m down here. {please tell me its not just me :|}

C0LLETTE 11-04-2017 03:32 PM

When you come on to someone, they think you're just joking.

cathexis 11-05-2017 01:33 AM

When you try to score something and they automatically think you're a narc because you look too old to ask for what you asked for.....really!

cathexis 11-05-2017 01:55 AM

If you show up at a political rally, they automatically think you are there to argue on the conservative side of the issue.

It's like, hey yo, I've been a protestor since before you were born. Ever heard of the Equal Rights Amendment or Roe vs Wade protests? Did you know that people had to arrange secret abortions or raise money to get a womon to NY where it was legal??

Sometimes it gets irritating.

cathexis 11-05-2017 02:57 AM

oh, one more

When you ask someone for a map, and you get a blank look. OR Upon hearing on the news or in person that someone got lost on a logging road because their GPS malfunctioned.

Wondering why they didn't have a map as backup so they didn't get lost in the desert for 3 days because they went down some random dirt road. The GPS read that they should do it. Machines make errors more than people being careful.

OMG, know I'm getting older and wiser.

Chad 11-05-2017 10:05 AM

Old
 
When your friend asks you if you get the senior discount.
Haha!

:superfunny:

Esme nha Maire 11-05-2017 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1143921)
You run upstairs to 'get something' and once there forget what the hell it was!

Wait, what?! You can RUN upstairs? Get outta here, youngster! (laughing) ;-}

homoe 11-05-2017 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Esme nha Maire (Post 1179246)
Wait, what?! You can RUN upstairs? Get outta here, youngster! (laughing) ;-}

....:giggle:..thanks for the compliment! It has made my day

JDeere 11-05-2017 09:15 PM

When taking a nap is no longer punishment!

Dita 11-05-2017 09:34 PM

When I’m trying to read the fine print and I have to pull out my reading glasses to see what I’m reading...I call it my granny vision lol

Gráinne 11-06-2017 12:34 AM

When I attend a concert, and I want comfortable seats in an auditorium-not standing in mud and rain or sitting in a field.

Then I look around, and the great majority of the audience is 50+, including the band.

When the concert is performed to a running montage of old newsreels, most of which events I was alive for.

(America, in a great show, Saturday night)

indigo 11-17-2017 05:53 PM

when my flatmate bursted out: Woow, you read the first Harry Potter when it actually came out!

C0LLETTE 11-17-2017 07:15 PM

You know you're getting older when you make jokes about being old and nobody laughs.


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