The look on folks' faces :| around town this morning because I had a mug in one hand a cup in the other and a bottle of water in my back pocket. :rofl:

What???? Okay okay I may possibly have a drinking problem these days. :superfunny:

Imagine both laptops open with our wallpaper-choice pages still open and at least 15 color swatches all over the bed.

Me with my arm in the air like I'm holding Shakespeare and shit reciting some verse that I just wrote.

Jackhammer: "That's Beautiful!", amused smile, "I mean......beautiful", snort....cracksnort........guffaw.

Me (sniffing away a fake tear): "Ya think?"

Jackhammer: "Either that or I'm high!"

Me: "Honey, let's get high, write some poetry, and redecorate the library!"

We look at each other, pause, and both exclaim in unison, "WE'RE FUCKING GAY!"

my mother's pit bull trying to initiate play with her little dog sister...she is just such a big goof! My daughter has actually nick named her Dippy...lol

This here video... I kinda feel bad laughing at the poor spazzed out kitten, but then I watch it again and giggle hysterically.

Video Linkage cause the other way isn't working...

My date after only 3 hours asking when we were going back to my house "for some fun" I just busted out laughing. Girl Please I'm hard to get

Listening to David Sedaris at work. He makes me laugh out loud.

My mom....

My brother and sister have apparently told her she is taking on too much by caring for her elderly neighbor/friend and told her as much...and they are tired of hearing about her activities with said neighbor....

SO...my mom being my mom.....

She tells me, "From now on, when they ask me what I did all day, I will say, 'I went to the bar, got drunk, brought home a strange guy and did the nasty all night!'"

:|

My mom is a spit fire lil firecracker... :)

The little old lady club at the assisted living facility where my client lives....

They were discussing the time...and saying that their watches said 10 minutes til 12....but yet the clock on the wall said 10 :| I had to let my hair cover my face so they wouldn't see me quietly laughing....it was just too adorable.

also...

same ladies, seem to not realize that my hearing is actually half way decent...for now...and start talking about me before I'm out of earshot...lol They say such nice things :) And I know they mean it since they don't think I can hear them!

Finally watched the new episode of the Venture Brothers. There was a Clash of the Titans riff that had me almost in tears from laughing so hard.

A message telling me to rest up.....since the Patriots were gonna need me to be their tight end this season....it made me guffaw fosho....lol

This Duck Dynasty show!

Zimmeh

Daughter comes home late from the ER visit and sits to talk. My grandson is cuddled on the couch with me. She notices a smear of something on the front of her couch....

daughter: juji what is this you got on the couch?
juji: let's call it cheese! :D

LOL He's so random. Even at 1am. :superfunny:

My curiosity it's really going to kill the *** one day...lol someone save me from my own head!