Does this phone make me look stupid?

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

*The classics never get old. ;)*

"Dad,I think the they are figuring out I dont know what the hell I'm doing"

...and now for the news. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Bush told the Nation of his efforts to cut the budget. Here he is showing us how he intends to save tens of thousands of dollars by reversing the charges on all overseas phone calls. In other news...

I am posting from my phone so I am unable to put the picture here, so here is my caption.. "all our operaters are currently helping other customers. however, your call is important to us please stay on the line for the next available representative. thank you for calling the pshycic network"

"I'm not asking what my country can do for me. I'm asking who in the hell can get me out of this suit."

man,i wish they would get that camera out of my face. This booger is driving me crazy!!!

Listen operator I'm trying to make a return call.

I hear they have a dune buggy and ice cream, I'm outta here.

Oh look, I see a republican dressed as a pirate, posing as "fair and balanced".

Maybe if i keep my fingers over it they wont be able to tell its NOT tobacco!

Oh hell! I can't remember! Is it suck or blow on this thing?

Thinking: "How can I get out of the deal I made with Dick? He resigns, makes me president and I give him a pardon."

Damn thing! They told me I'de be wistling dixxie but I don't seem to be making any music!

WWLD....what would Lincoln do

When Michelle says like the carrots in your trick or treat bag, I think she means it.

I did NOT inhale.