You know your feeling old when...... u have to change the font size every 2x's a year.
" "...... your face muscles feel good when you have a
surprised look on your face.
" "...... you call your pets diff. names,then they look in shock
" "...... when you ask yourself,"When did I pull that muscle?"

you look for-
early bird specials
senior discounts

if you have a purse you have (at all times)
cough drops
coin purse
checkbook
embroidered handkerchef
cab fare

When you start taking vacation days to go to the doctor's office instead of taking vacation days and going away on vacation

When you reach for something on a back burner or turn a dial on the stove and realize if you're not careful your boob is going to fall in the dutch oven or grace something you've got cooking/boiling/frying away on the front burner. No more cooking in the nude if you need to use all four burners at once, those days are gone. :(

Lol! I can relate to this :jester:

When your night stand looks more like a rest home with medications, heating/cooling ointments and salves, etc, than that of a hot young thang.

when it's a given you wouldn't make a road-trip without a triple A trip tik:hangloose:................ok, almost always:jester:

When I am at my sister's trying to study and the kids (18ish and obviously their first apartment) downstairs are being loud and it's irritating me. They are on the balcony talking about their time in juvenile detention and how they wouldn't rip each other when the make up their ounces of weed, how they bought drugs from someone who "pressed" it with Advil. Two guys talking about why they don't want to fall in love. I told them once to keep it down.

Am I an old curmudgeon? It was bound to happen soon or later.

I realize losing weight is soooo slow now.

In high school I could lose 10 lbs in a week if I really wanted to. Now I have to be happy that I'm losing a pound a week.

Yay

When your Dr's are young enough to be your child and the nurses are to young to flirt with

I seem to be entering a second "awkward teen" stage of life.

I'm too old to be young, and too young to be old. :thinking:

After 59 years of life long experience, my internal radar works with lightening speed. :bunchflowers:

you were wild..now you're chill

you don't ask so many questions

you enjoy listening:tea:

When it takes me all day to do a few chores an whip up a few items to take to Thanksgiving. Seems I used to be better organized

When any kind of"Breaking News" interrupts my enjoyment of the Weather Channel.