two things on my way to my second client...

First, I saw an elderly lady pausing on her walk....wondering if she was ok, I slowed down to see what was wrong....she was answering her cell phone...it just tickles me when old people use them....my mom included :|

Secondly, I stopped at Mcd's to get a coffee (I'm soooo addicted to their pumpkin spice!) and the lady handed me the coffee and a....straw....and I told her the straws have gotten WICKED tiny! She agreed. And then we both realized simultaneously that it was a stir stick and not the intended straw....it wasn't even first thing in the morning so there's no excuse....

afternoon chit chat///
 

Syr in the living room says to me with a smile~

"So, if I grab your cock does that make Me a <edited>?"

me to Syr, wicked evil smile says in return

~ "Well of course it does, Syr.... (whispers) <edited>"

<3

Hell Yes

:daddy:

Me to boy
I will take you
boy says really?
Me..... you (boy) you let out the abyss

I went shopping at Whole Foods today...I was going through the bakery and they had samples of pecan pie....with a big sign underneath it that read, "contains nuts". :blink: No way....really??? I had a good giggle over that with the tres gay bakery dude...and walking through the store...cuz I couldn't stop laughing....it just struck me the right way... :)

In the month or so since I've seen my client that has the African Grey Parrot....

He has always imitated the dogs and cats in the house....but now...he barks, then admonishes himself, "NOOOO Barking!!" or barks and then says, "Stop it!" It cracked me up and got me through a hellish day.

*see what pissed you off today for the yang of the story......

This did...
 

My brother and I were standing in the checkout line at the grocers about a week ago. Upon glancing at the cover on one of the tabloids (which had some crazy headline) with raised, disconcerted eyebrow, I asked, "who is that?!"
Now my eyebrows are furrowed...
He laughs hard, shakes his head at me with the others that hear and says,
"ha! that is a kardashian"! some woman, I think he said Kim kardashian.

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I HAD to google to make sure this wasn't a gag....it isn't :|

Because the pet store was having a HUGE sale ...Blade couldn't pass up buying a Nemo outfit for his 6 pound chihuahua ....OMG MY RIBS STILL HURT FROM LAUGHING

that poor dog! Dressed up like Nemo the orange clown fish ! I so wish we could have got this on YouTube !
When we were done posing Nemo for pictures ...OMG! You shoulda seen Skippy running thru the yard in Nemo outfit with his eyes covered by the little hood that's embroidered with fish eyes and a huge fish fin sticking out above his ears...he was running completely blind but OUT RUNNING Blade! As soon as Blade reached for him, Nemo changed directions!!! I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE GROUND LAUGHING!

This blinded doggy in a BRIGHT ORANGE FISH SUIT made it all the way up the hill before being scooped up....Blade needs a fishing net to catch a chihuahua !!!

I had a tootsie pop...cuz I raided the Halloween candy....:eatinghersheybar:

I gave the lollipop stick to my pit bull sister, Mae Mobley...just to see what she would do....

She worked that little lollipop stick like it was a bone...laid in the grass with that tiny thing between her massive paws...and didn't let any of the other dogs near her while she had it. She walked around with the stick just barely visible sticking out of her massive jaws...she reminded me of Telly Savalas lol She got every tiny little speck of candy off that stick...You'd think I had given her a marrow bone.... it was just beyond adorable

It's just such an irony that a dog known for it's power and teeth worked something so delicate in such a nimble manner....she didn't rip it or anything. It was only slightly bent when I finally took it away from her.... :)

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For those too young to know what I mean....lol

He was a pit bull. LOL

Today was crazy hair day at the kids school. Did my daughters hair in a Crazy Eyes (OITNB) hairdo, complete with little rainbow colored ribbons to hold her hair in place, she looked adorable!!! My son had a multicolored Jersey Shore hairdo, they looked hysterical!

My mother....

I was trying to introduce her to online dating...it's about time! She been single for many moons now...anywho...

I was walking her through the process...and it got to where she needed a handle...and I explained...this is the name that people will see you by...and she says..."I want to be 'naughty girl'". :|

The apple and the tree y'all....lol

This totally cracked me up...Star Trek will never be the same...LOL

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yet again....
 

My mother.... :blush:

She was singing a Christmas song....to the dogs...using creative license to change the words....

"he sees you when you're sleeping....he knows when you're in the cat box..."

My family tree is actually of the nut variety apparently...lol