Humorous way to identify the artist by the painting.

A quick tutorial for those not familiar with classic paintings



If everybody has some sort of a body malfunction, then it's a Picasso.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...-_1440387i.jpg


If it looks like the painter has been on a week long acid trip, then it's a Dali

http://www.aaronartprints.org/images/Paintings/4190.jpg
https://aqu52.files.wordpress.com/20...vador-dali.jpg


If all the men AND women look like Putin, then it's a van Eyck

http://www.wall-oilpainting.com/medi..._arnolfini.jpg


If everyone looks like a hobo in dim lighting, it's a Rembrandt.

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/up...-face-half.jpg
*note, this is Rembrandt's selfie at age 63. Looks like a hobo in dim light, doesn't he?

See how easy you can discuss art at your next country club soiree? ;)

cute. tasty. still at the store.
 

Octopus behavior has scientists drowning with laughter!


It doesn't take a backbone to be a genius — or a master of the comedic arts, apparently.

An octopus has been captured on film exhibiting one of the most remarkable (and amusing) examples of tool usage in the animal kingdom. Footage shows the eight-limbed animal literally walking along the ocean floor carrying two halves of a broken coconut shell beneath his arms, seemingly without rhyme or reason.

But this tentacled one knows exactly what he's doing.

https://assets.rbl.ms/1266154/980x.jpg

As it turns out, some octopuses, like this one, possess the foresight to actually pack along coconut shells to use as protective shelters when exploring areas without adequate places to hide.

Scientists say this behavior is the first evidence of tool use by an octopus, putting the aquatic animals in a league with a small number of other animals known to do the same.

https://assets.rbl.ms/1266162/980x.jpg

***Critters are sooo smart, 'bout time we hoomans figured it out.

How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles. :)

https://www.thedodo.com/octopus-carr...178413280.html

Deep fried Big Mac - goodbye arteries!
 

My heart sped up when I saw this... idk if thats good or bad

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...207914.jpg&f=1

Need roast beef... it's been so long... rare please...

STRATEGIC ORDER


:sunglass:

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...00X500.jpg&f=1

this shit is so good it'll make your pubes fall off

thinking of a friend..
 

CNN mistakes dildo flag for ISIS flag at gay pride march.




In this clip, a CNN anchor and editor fail to recognize that what they have identified as an “ISIS flag” is actually a flag of dildos and butt plugs, rendered in the style of ISIS.

“If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic,” CNN’s Lucy Pawle admits. “In fact, it looks like it could be gobbledegook. But it’s very distinctively the ISIS flag.” Heh.

http://gawker.com/cnn-mistakes-isis-...for-1714409153

https://p1cdn04.thewrap.com/images/2...-isis-flag.png
https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/sa...fs=1&upscale=1

***LOL! Uhhuh, a professional journalist mistaking dildos, butt plugs and cock rings for Arabic. :shocking::hammer::dimbulb:

now those are doughnuts!
 

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...2Fgude.png&f=1https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=...o1_500.gif&f=1

I'm obsessed with this egg thing too

Every Monday Matters 07 - Write A Letter To A US Military Hero
 

Suggestions from Oprah.com on Writing a Letter to a US Military Hero

3D Tattoos! Some are fun. Some are just down right weird. What do they all have in common? Exceptional artistry...... I want another one now. ;)

http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploa...2/3dtattoo.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c33a5fa36f.jpg

http://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploa...oos-emgn-1.jpg

http://rottenpanda.com/uploads/galle...3f573b1640.jpg

9 Shocking Photos Reveal How Same-Sex Marriage Is Already Destroying America
 

On Friday, the Supreme Courtlegalized same-sex marriage nationwide, granting every American the constitutional right to get married — yes, even the gay ones.

Thanks to the actions of these judicial fascists, true patriots should brace themselves for the divine retribution that the religious right has been warning us about for 5,000 years.

Though we're still waiting for that anti-gay-marriage pastor to set himself on fire, God has wasted no time letting his discontent be known across our great nation.

Tremble, sinners, for your end is nigh.

Photos are here. :)

Hazards of religious freedom and customer service
 

The wisdom of Lester Freamon.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...dnd4o1_500.png

OMG, the company that manufactures jetpacks are hinting they may be available to the public beginning in 2016! Better start saving those pennies now though, the price tag will be around 150k. This news is so awesome to me, for I am a failed private pilot. THIS may bring back my flying mojo.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/199...etpack-2-o.gif

http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/20/143...-jetpack-1.gif

Sarah Silverman??? :)

Up, Up and Away
 

Misty Copeland makes history as first African American principal dancer at American Ballet Theater.


http://www.abt.org/images/db_images/...opeland2ms.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d01d3779d...co2_r1_400.gif
http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/0...0bc5f74bd8.gif


Once again, Misty Copeland is making history.

The African-American ballerina has been promoted to the rank of principal dancer at the American Ballet Theatre. She is the first black female principal dancer in the company's 75-year history.

Copeland joined ABT's corps de ballet in 2001, later becoming a soloist at the company in 2007. In 2014, she told the New Yorker that her next goal was "to become the first African-American principal dancer with ABT." One year later, here we are.

It's been a year of firsts for the famous dancer, who also became the first black ballerina at ABT to star as the Swan Queen in Swan Lake. At the Kennedy Center in D.C., she and co-star Brooklyn Mack became the first African-Americans to star in Swan Lake together at the historic performance institution.


Read more: http://mashable.com/2015/06/30/misty..._cid=hp-hh-sec

o sol me de a mão...
 

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.


http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004...86_xlarge.jpeg


For one justice of the peace, Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage sparks resignation

by mark ballard| mballard@theadvocate.com

July 01, 2015
8 Comments

While a lot of justices of the peace across the state are wondering just what their obligations are under the high court ruling allowing same-sex marriages, one filed her paperwork and quit Tuesday rather than perform a wedding ceremony for a gay couple.

“It was pretty black and white for me. I wasn’t going to wait for the states to sort it out,” Patricia Gunter, of Pollock, said in an interview Tuesday. She resigned as justice of the peace for District D in Grant Parish, which is in central Louisiana.

Wife of the First Baptist Church’s pastor, Gunter described herself as a conservative Christian who believes the Bible defines marriage as being between a man and woman.

“I can’t uphold the oath that I swore, which states that I will uphold the laws of this state and of the country,” Gunter said.

http://theadvocate.com/news/12794202...justice-of-the

Graffiti artist's experiment with authorities escalated hilariously
 

LONDON — A British graffiti artist's year-long battle with a local council – and how that squabble transformed an otherwise unremarkable brick building – has been recorded in a gloriously amusing photo series.

The rest of the story and the photos are here.

very clever