True. T or F you like raisins?

True

T or F you like dates (the food)?

true

t/f you have a good sense of humour

True. T or F you love animals?

false...i do like some but i don't "love" any.

t/f you have more than one cat.

False. My four dogs wouldn't do well with a cat. T or F you like chewing gum?

false...it's like watching someone chew the same piece of steak for hours

t/f you haven't done shots in over a decade.

False

True or False: You use a software program to do your taxes?

True

True or False - You know why the "check engine light" goes on even when everything is going well and the car seems to be running perfectly fine?

true...it means the NSA has hacked into my GPS and I'm being followed by Federal agents.

t/f you you don't really want to do anything on your bucket list but people keep telling you you should have one.

That's okay I know some good aliens who might be able to help with that and I'll be sure to contact them for you, just as soon as I lose these agents of Satan MIB dispatched by the Greys in hot pursuit. You know things would go a lot smoother if these damn chupacabra would quit blocking the road, get out of my way. I'm laying on the horn here ferociously but they're not responding. Do you know if they actually hear, or if the little hole thingies on the sides of their heads are just for alien decorative purposes? Thanks signed

:tinfoil: Agent No. 999

Dear Agent No. 999,

Those little holes on the sides of their heads are what helps navigate them back to area 51 when their ship strays. The chupacabra used to lead the way, but the ceilings at area 51 are not built for those above 6 feet tall. These beasts are well over 8 feet tall. George Noory confirmed it!

Signed,

Secret Agent 429

Thanks Agent 429,
I knew there had to be a logical explanation but sometimes I miss out on updates from Ashtar Command because of this dang thought screen helmet. Well pain with a purpose you know the drill. Hey speaking of misery if you run into John Leer or Bob Lazar, tell them I said hello. Over and out Not So Secret Agent 999

False.
I love reading about secret agents and aliens. Who knew others listened to George Noory too?

True or False: Would you volunteer to donate a non essential organ to a dying stranger?

Like a kidney or something else? Let's go with kidney: False (but I did listen to a woman's story on the podcast 'Strangers' who recently who did this)

T or F: You have kissed somebody's lips today.

False.

True or false you have hugged someone today?

TRUE! I hugged a student who won the Student Success award that I nominated him for! (((Jose)))

T or F: You take something to help you sleep at night. :moonstars:

True.

True or False You like beef jerky.

True.

T/F You're out at work.