Not intentionally.

DYO Metamucil?

Only when all else fails and the hospital refuses to pump my stomach.

DYO a handbook on OCD Pre-Occupation with Clean Colons?

I lent it out, so yes but no.

Do you own elevator shoes?

I knew you'd resort to the short jokes and insults eventually. I only wear elevator shoes if I can find someone to push the buttons from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday and on holidays.

DYO an Australian bush hat, cargo shorts, a long sleeve shirt with air vents under the arms for cooling, and Birkenstock sandals with steel reinforced toes ( this last is a trick question)?

>>DYO an Australian bush hat
COLLETTE SAID BUSH.

>>cargo shorts
No, they make me look hippy.

>a long sleeve shirt with air vents under the arms for cooling
This is pure genius and clearly I need one.

>>and Birkenstock sandals with steel reinforced toes ( this last is a trick question)?
I don't think you're allowed to ask so many things in one post. Please refer to the handbook.

It's really only one question with several clauses. That's why God made commas.

DY0 an Oxford University "Writing and Style Guide"?

No. DYO any Oxford commas?

Have Oxford style elevator shoes... are you trying to shame and bully me about my height again?

DYO a grain of rice that has the entire illustrated Kama Sutra carved into it?

Must go now... thanks for the good-humoured fun, Clyde.

A trick question. Everyone knows it takes 3 grains if you include the table of contents and the bibliography.

DYO one of these?

http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-c...b438c_650x.jpg

I can picture you in this.

Seduced and abandoned.

No

DYO reading glasses

Several :glasses:

Dyo wool cap?

Yes.........cold ears suck!

DYO your countries flag?

Yes. Several.

Do you own driving gloves?:sunglass:

SS (f) and I do not own driving gloves

DYO wire hangers

Yes.

They would be a nice gift for SS (f) when she comes to live permanently with you. So her lovely soft hands won't touch the cold steering wheel.

DYO a wood burning stove?

Why of course....."Love Is The Thing"



DYO a voodoo doll?