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can you hear me?
did i forget to do anything today? what will it take to fall asleep? |
I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?
I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte. Hm. |
when am i going home???
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Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?
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Gemme this is you speaking. Removing your socks is worth the effort. You are not feverish, it is warm out and 5 layers of clothing might be over kill. You are dreaming. When you teleconnect with the ice cream, get the hot fudge too.
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Why do more planeteers not post photos of themselves? I'm nosy. I like to know who I'm talking to.
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And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!! |
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was easy just a fluke? |
Where does the time go? First, it's as slow as molasses in winter and then it speeds up like it's got a hot date and I'm left wondering...where did it go?
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Why?
Such a little word, not really all that profound. Yet, truth be told it's rather a big question... |
Manamana do dooo do do do!!
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Colorado is calling my name... I don't think I can be so far away from my new grand daughter... It is time to go home... |
O's 5 Fla 7 Ugh! No wonder I am a Phili's fan now. We need a better pitcher, and hitters. :goodluck: USA Beat Algeria by 1 goal! WooHoo! :cheerleader::clap: |
So, I'm down to the the last drops of hair conditioner and am praying that I can squeeze out enough for my hair. (it's long) Lo and behold, I get less than a quarter, but more than a nickel and voila... just enough to get through all of my hair! I'm happy.
Now, tell me why when I get that new bottle of conditioner, I will put a quarter size amount in my hair and it isn't enough???? It ends up being a close to the size of a lime by the time I'm done! WTH?? *sigh* TF |
Why the heck am I awake right now?
How close cukooburas are to extinction? Did I set enough alarms? Am I asleep yet? Am I sleep talking or just crazily talking to myself aloud???? |
Did I put the garage door down?
Why the HELL can't I go back to sleep?! Maybe I need a new sleeping pill? Why does the dog think it's time to play at 0200? Did I forget to put my male Husky in his crate? Should I get up to go pee? I wonder who else is awake right now? Oh wait, no one! And when I'm lucky...damn my baby is fine, makes me horny just thinking of her... |
hmmmm
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop....
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Hmm...I want to, but...
Should I or should I not? Is it worth it? Is it true? Can I believe? Or should I hope? |
Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to dump billions into renewable energy, instead of going to War for Oil...and getting no oil? :readfineprint: :daywalker: |
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