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Mister Bent 06-15-2010 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 129941)
http://blogs.siambackpack.com/upload...ini-761434.jpg

WHY does yours say such nice things and mine says such mean things? LIBERAL BIAS!

Because yours is true.

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Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 129989)

Redhead *fetish* alert!

Converse 06-15-2010 08:34 PM

Scorpio/Tigers are excessive. They do everything to extreme. They are constantly in dangerous situations, where they have plunked themselves deliberately. These people are hasty and hotheaded and really honestly quite mad. Scorpios born in Tiger years are always trying to get three lives out of one. Want to know more about the lusty sex lives of these gourmet bon vivants? That's easy. For a Scorpio born Tiger, more is definitely not less. More is more and more is better. These people need sex and the satisfactions of same, the way snow needs cold to survive. Affectionate and loving and even mostly faithful (as long as the sex is good), these people will try anything - and not just once or twice either.

:dots: uhoh.

snow needs cold?

JakeTulane 06-15-2010 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 131288)



Redhead *fetish* alert!


Just blows the Prickly Porcupine thing right to hell, My friend. and I would SO be carrying a blue purse.


Strappie 06-15-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 129888)

Is that a Turkey ... or Hen?? *smirk*

Softly 06-15-2010 10:51 PM

most of this is accurate.
 
Only saw one other Taurus!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/...0861a1932f.jpg
:thumbsup:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/...c7f5dc4b74.jpg
:|

betenoire 06-15-2010 11:51 PM

HEY EZEE THIS IS FOR YOU

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squi..._horoscope.jpg

betenoire 06-15-2010 11:53 PM

http://www.dailybento.com/wp-content...y-condom-6.jpg

But will it protect you from crabs?

Mindy 06-16-2010 12:39 AM

Pisces, but being born on the very last day of Pisces, you can find a big heap of Aries mixed in for good measure.

Gemme 06-16-2010 01:33 AM

Gemini....maybe...maybe not. :blink:

lynxiegrl 06-16-2010 01:35 AM

Falling Rocks...(only semi serious, I tend to be bit of a klutz)


Ok Serious reply: Pisces, but I don't remember what rising sign or anything.

tiggs 06-16-2010 08:19 AM

Taurean/Rat

The Taurean born under the sign of the Rat, blessed with charm and grace, is usually a social butterfly, but has a close inner circle of friends who he will usually remain close to for life. He is very down to earth and wise individual that people will seek out for advice. Original, independent, and sometimes old-fashioned, Taurus rats have hedonistic qualities. Although good with words, they can also have a hard time acknowledging the achievements of others. In matters of love, this person will be a very devoted, loving, doting partner who will surprise his mate with many romantic gestures.

Fancy 06-16-2010 08:24 AM

Sag
 
Love the graphic, but I don't look anything like that guy...

...and Betenoire...crack me up.

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 129877)


Packin'Boi 06-16-2010 08:30 AM

An AQUARIAN Here

Fancy 06-16-2010 08:31 AM

A patient traveling duck, loving my friends, and constantly sticking my foot in my mouth.... um, yep.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...agittarius.jpg

cane 06-16-2010 12:09 PM

Scorpio of course, I don't think anybody that knows me would ever doubt that...

MrSunshine 06-16-2010 12:17 PM

Lion Heart. The Leo

Now someone bring me a damn sammich!

MsTinkerbelly 06-16-2010 05:40 PM

Taurus

Your element: Earth

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Bull

Your stone: Emerald

Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security

Vibration: Determined energy

Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.





Description:
Underneath their cool, calm and collected exterior, Taureans differ greatly from all the other signs of the zodiac. Taureans manage to discreetly stay apart from the crowd, even though they have a well-earned reputation for being socialisers. They will let others get close, but only so close as they want them. Some claim that trying to get your point across to a Taurean, should they not want to hear you, is rather similar to talking to the trees – they simply won't budge. And, there is no such thing as an open-book Taurean. Their feelings, fears and desires often run far deeper than anyone around them would guess. Like the butterfly that chooses to remain hidden in its cocoon until it is ready and prepared to emerge, so the true Taurean spirit remains hidden behind a veneer of day-to-day activities. That's why Taureans are sometimes regarded as snobby, withdrawn, boring, or even sulky.

The truth is, when Taureans manage to operate very adequately on their own form of automatic pilot, they can switch off from the world around them very efficiently. And when they do switch off, they are actually gathering in their inner reserves to deal with the outside pressures. This sign is also very closely connected to 'feeling good'. Most Taureans like their creature comforts and hate change because it takes them out of their automatic pilot condition of separating themselves from the world around them.

Because they hate to be put in jeopardy of any kind, this is the sign that strives to create tomorrow in advance, rather than leave it to fate. In love, Taureans are regarded as extremely sensual beings. An earth sign, they deal well with the personal, physical senses and consequently all the pleasures associated with what they can see, touch, smell and taste, add up to a special delight to them. Often nature and pet lovers, Taureans are closely associated with all things off the earth and nature.

Gemme 06-16-2010 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 129900)

*claps hands*

Kitty! :cheesy:


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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 129941)

It's like you knooooow. :blink: :eyebat:

I admit it; that's me on a less than stellar day. Of course, since Gems have the gift of communication, we can talk about someone either to their face or behind their back and make it sound better than it is. We're good spinners. :seeingstars:

betenoire 06-18-2010 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 131928)
We're good spinners. :seeingstars:

For real. I love a good spin. And subtext.

theoddz 06-18-2010 11:43 AM

Interesting East meets West astrology...
 

Capricorn - Rat

Both Capricorn and Rat want to achieve success. Rat wants power. Capricorn wants sway over others. Together the covetous Rat and the solitary mountain goat that is Capricorn will go far (many times to the detriment of anything from reputation to family or even health). The Capricorn born Rat, like the Tiger only more so, is in constant, grievous danger. Why? Because this person is a Rat and so is ambitious for power. Moreover, he's a slow-moving solitary Capricorn whose unshod hooves climb the mountain cautiously but with unflagging determination. The weak spot in this picture in his or her sensitivity to criticism. Capricorn/Rats lay their lives (and their earthshaking projects) on the line. Other people get jealous and try to chuck them off the mountain. In love the Capricorn/Rat is as steady, but far from romantic. Hold the candles and flowers please and let's just get on with the sex. In bed, there is little or nothing that can rein in this world beater. He or she is a treasure trove of sensual imagination who knows how to take his time...

Famous Capricorn Rats - Richard Nixon, Donna Summer, John DeLorean...

Good Compatibilities - Taurus Ox...

~Theo~ :bouquet:


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