And I get to start the sentences over again

Do you want buttah with that? :D

For sure!! :popcorn:

For sure pass the butter please *nom nom*

gee can i get some?? please?

Here we go again! ;)




:moonstars:

i seem to be behind oops

Ka-Ka-Ka-Katy, beautiful Katy,
You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore (oh, not again, stuck with a song in my head for the rest of the week!)

Many, many songs are usually stuck in my head. Yesterday it was Bette Midler songs.

NOW, would You like the Oscar Meyer Weiner song? :devil:

Oh!!!!!! Please not the weiner song............... perhaps a little ABC poem instead:

New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now
The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H . high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I . for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, N OW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

:nixon:

Perfect poems!! I couldn't stop laughing... I will be sharing this one with my father... the walking medicine cabinet...

Quintessential gentlebutches always say "Excuse me" when they :fart: